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Can we all be honest and admit that YES we do want her fat
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I honestly just want her to be entertaining but with her mannerisms such as faking word mistakes becoming public knowledge, it killed her. Amber's channel is lucky to be where it is even today, the timer began as soon as she left Gaycare and most people universally agree on that. The desperation though is just really sad at this point and it brings to light the danger of creating a channel based on shock value.
She has lost about 50% of her audience in about 6 months and only gets interest when Chantal is not active. When Chinny used to be not active her views would go up by about 40k but those days are gone. Clickbait is unsustainable because you always have to beat it and none of this is. A wifey reveal ain't doing shit.
She has lost about 50% of her audience in about 6 months and only gets interest when Chantal is not active. When Chinny used to be not active her views would go up by about 40k but those days are gone. Clickbait is unsustainable because you always have to beat it and none of this is. A wifey reveal ain't doing shit.
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Is this bitch is literally a human avatar for guttony and greed and the mindset of every dyke/lesbian.
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Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat
. A few days of high salt then a few days of low salt and boom next week she can claim she's lost 10lbs because she's the queen of moderation but in reality it really is just water weight.
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You have to apply the Amberlynn Formula.Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat
Current Weight + Gain = Water Weight.
Current Weight - Loss = Fat loss/Hard work to be proud of.
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Right? There is something weirdly unsettling about it.
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If you watch older Krystle era videos, note how Albert sits in the car. Shes struggling back then, which was like 2 hundred pounds lighter. Its amazing. No wonder the bumper used to drag on beckys car...
Edited to Add- no one asked or anything, I just think its fascinating.
Edited to Add- no one asked or anything, I just think its fascinating.
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I always hear that Amber has a fucked up mind to let herself become the dainty behemoth we know and love today. But, what especifically mentulz does Amber have? Beyond some type of narcicism disorder obviously. I think she has some genuine developmental issues like autism, because the only she focus about is shitty drawings in her journal and leygos. It's so weird.
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I thought an oversized teddy bear would be more up Amber's alley, but I guess some ugly gimmicky floral arrangement also works
(Hmm, now I remember there was a giant teddy bear given at one point. Can't remember if it was Dusty or Becky era, though.)
(Hmm, now I remember there was a giant teddy bear given at one point. Can't remember if it was Dusty or Becky era, though.)
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It was during the Wifey era, one of the first gifts given to Amber - followed shortly by the puke rose in a box. She shows it off during one of the livestreams and please shoot me dead for knowing this.
And no, I’m not going back to look for the picture, you’ll just need to believe me.
And no, I’m not going back to look for the picture, you’ll just need to believe me.
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I remember a while back Dr Now mentioned on an ep of 600 lb life (or maybe not and I am misremembering) that when you get this big, it's unsustainable and you are constantly gaining and losing here and there. We all do to a small degree (weigh yourself in the morning vs night and there will be a few lb difference) but when you get this big it can be a much bigger swing. At her size, a 10lb weight loss is nothing to brag about.Conspiracy theory-
I wonder if the high sodiums at the beginning of the new "diet" are being consumed with more of a purpose than just being fat
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From what I can see, Amber is fine with her weight. First, for a long time, she wanted to be in the 400's and not the 500's. The fact that she is almost 500 pounds is not important to her as she counts a loss of a fraction of a pound a success. Further, from her point of view, WW allows her to eat about 5,000 calories a day and this way, she can still maintain her weight just under 500 pounds. She can eat what she wants and call it a success. It is a maintenance diet.
Her relationship with Jade is really non-existent; they are roommates. Jade stays in the master bedroom while Amber is in the second bedroom. Jade pays for a good portion of the rent and utilities. Since Jade works during the day and Amber is up till the morning, Amber has a pair of earphones so that she can listen to videos without disturbing Jade. Likewise, Jade does the same during the day. They are not eating together. The food haul in the video 2 days ago was all Amber's. I do not think that Jade pays for the food Amber eats and orders. So, they cook separate meals like Amber and any of her girlfriends did in the past.
As for the car, I do not think that Amber paid for it and I do not expect that Jade will drive Amber as Becky did. Jade has a need for a car especially if she wants to go to clubs or meet people or whatever. She is not likely a homebody and does not want to be cooped up with Amber all the time.
Jade has no interest to be on camera; she is not going to share her life with Amber as they have so little in common. When Jade has enough of Amber, the separation will be quick and glorious.
Her relationship with Jade is really non-existent; they are roommates. Jade stays in the master bedroom while Amber is in the second bedroom. Jade pays for a good portion of the rent and utilities. Since Jade works during the day and Amber is up till the morning, Amber has a pair of earphones so that she can listen to videos without disturbing Jade. Likewise, Jade does the same during the day. They are not eating together. The food haul in the video 2 days ago was all Amber's. I do not think that Jade pays for the food Amber eats and orders. So, they cook separate meals like Amber and any of her girlfriends did in the past.
As for the car, I do not think that Amber paid for it and I do not expect that Jade will drive Amber as Becky did. Jade has a need for a car especially if she wants to go to clubs or meet people or whatever. She is not likely a homebody and does not want to be cooped up with Amber all the time.
Jade has no interest to be on camera; she is not going to share her life with Amber as they have so little in common. When Jade has enough of Amber, the separation will be quick and glorious.
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She suggests that she has a genuine diagnosis for any cute and quirky mentulz that celebrities and notable people would be seen as brave for getting through.
In reality, she just has nothing going on in her life so she's probably just bored and depressed but because it's been so many years since she went further than 20 miles from her home, she probably doesn't recognise what boredom feels like and doesn't realise she is depressed due to her life being meaningless and her days being empty.
Anyone who has spent a long time unemployed, ill or isolating will probably know what I mean.
Edit: Further thoughts. If she had a real job over the past ten years and real interests then I believe she wouldn't be so fat and stupid because she'd have more to do in a day than eat or consume media.
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Something that struck me as really odd is the response her videos were getting right after she stopped doing livestreams. She was getting a lot more likes than dislikes and the comments were full of people kissing her ass. What was that? A crop of people who didn't know her and her cycle? A fluke? A paid PR thing? Whatever it was, it doesn't seem to be happening anymore, but it was just really weird.
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We'll know when Amber and Jade split.
Amber will release a livestream. She'll have gained 50 pounds over night, her skin shallow, her hair in a greasy bun, the dark circles under her eyes more apparent. Her apartment hoarded with half completed Legos and flattened takeout containers she's unable to pick up due to her massive girth.
"I-I h-have sumthin' t-to tell you guuuuuize..." Amber theatrically gasps between hearty gulps of her diet soda. Or maybe it's alcohol. It could be a bottle of Barefoot Wine; the championed drink of bland white women everywhere.
She'll then pause for a few awkward seconds, for dramatic effect.
"W-we broooooke up!" She wails, followed by a massive belch.
She'll eat on camera, Amber will attempt to squeeze fat tears out from her sodium crusted eyes and blubber that Jade "was the one." She'll also simultaneously shit talk Jade and drop passive aggressive comments, but Jade will have already fucked off, living with another one of her polyamorous side pieces.
I'm hoping Amber is petty enough to drop dox lol
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There was a giant-ass bear that Amber had pointed out in Walmart to Destiny, and a month after they broke up, Destiny bought it for Dana. Then Amber cried on Younow that Destiny had bought Dana something that she had wanted for Valentine's day. Confirmation of it being the bear came years later in a video of Becky and DD's on a double date walking through Walmart where Amber pointed it out to Destiny again. But Amber finally got her bear, Wifey made that dream come true.
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Ex-gorlfriend's mom and dad padlocking the fridge and kitchen cabinets and portioning out Fat Albert's food like a bona fide Prader-Willi case =
(head dodge) Eighty-nine pouuuuundsss! (head dodge, snap) @Swan
I used to teach SPED high school classes and have worked in self-contained SPED. Newp. Here in America, you can get placed in SPED or "mainstreamed/integrated" SPED fairly easy. As a matter of fact, many ELL students are OVER identified simply for having difficulty pronouncing words in English. Simple as. And you find out later that some of them exceed in intelligence over regular students, but that's shitty public schools here...
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