🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh great, more Weight Watchers. More money in Oprah's pocket, yaaas queen!

Day one and she's already gone past both her daily allotment and her weekly allowance. Never change, Hamber. The funny thing is that Weight Watchers now rewards you points for drinking water and eating a vegetable. I'm not joking. The point system is more fucked than ever in favor of the deathfat, and Amber is still fucking it up.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Oh great, more Weight Watchers. More money in Oprah's pocket, yaaas queen!

Day one and she's already gone past both her daily allotment and her weekly allowance. Never change, Hamber. The funny thing is that Weight Watchers now rewards you points for drinking water and eating a vegetable. I'm not joking. The point system is more fucked than ever in favor of the deathfat, and Amber is still fucking it up.
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The last time she did WW didn't she sign up for like a year in advance or something? I'm guessing she never even canceled it from before. WW is to Amber like Hello Fresh is to Chantal.

Wow, sure enough, https://theholymess.com/ww-personal-points/#:~:text=For the first time ever, WW allows you,1 personal point added to your daily budget. So now if you eat too much garbage you can shovel in some veggies and "earn" more points to use on junk. That's as loony as the Slatons thinking that diet sodies cancel out junk food.

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disintegration said:
When I plug in her in her current weight into the app, she should be getting 76 points. However, since she is a consummate idiot, she's using her highest weight of 572 for 83 points. No matter what, she'll find a way to cheat the system even for a measly 7 points.
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imagine cheating a system designed for her benefit to lose weight lmao shes only trolling herself shes the one gaining weight lmaooo
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
The last time she did WW didn't she sign up for like a year in advance or something? I'm guessing she never even canceled it from before. WW is to Amber like Hello Fresh is to Chantal.

Wow, sure enough, https://theholymess.com/ww-personal-points/#:~:text=For the first time ever, WW allows you,1 personal point added to your daily budget. So now water and vegetables can cancel out bad points you eat? That's as loony as the Slatons thinking that diet sodies cancel out junk food.

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Amber collects weight loss programs like they're pokemon. If she's ever cancelled Noom, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, Freshly, etc, I'd be stunned. She could save so much money just cancelling all that shit, but she won't because it's effort.
 
LonelyEggRoll said:
Its a boring video, you’ve quite literally seen it a dozen times over the years. Even the dramatic reveal of falling off the wagon and being honest at the end is nothing new.
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I watched a recent Amber video, then a Zachary Michael video started auto playing. He was talking about how Amber canceled Freshly, because as much as she loved it she thought she would do better making her own food choices, because it would force her to go out (?). I was about to respond, then he mentioned Becky. I looked at the date and it was January 2020. That's how much her content has changed in two years. (Not)
 
I went through Princess Sodium Sensitive's day...

ramen
830 mg x 2 = 1660

lawey's garlic salt - serving is .25 tsp
270 mg x 4 = 1080

minced onion
1 mg

onion powder
0 mg

tapatio, 1 tsp
110 mg

diet coke
40 mg

cream cheese,plain
87 mg

rice cake
25 mg

simple truth salami panino, 2pcs
180 mg

hot cheetos snack bag
250 mg

oscar meyer rotisserie seasoned chicken breast (56g)
520 mg

sara lee delightful healthy multigrain, 2 slices
190 mg

mcdonald's fries, large
291 mg

20 piece mcnuggets
1800 mg

mcdonald's filet o' fish
582 mg

sonic blast, large, no mix mentioned
ranges 650-890, pegged at 700 mg (whole large, because let's not kid ourselves that she only ate half of that)

Grand total for today: 7516mg of sodium

Seven and a half fucking GRAMS of sodium. In one day.

I suppose the next video will be her whining about being swolleeen from all the sodiumz.

 
So no more 100 days of weigh ins? She just stopped uploading them and is hoping no-one remembers.
We remember Fat Amber but at this point, we're all just waiting for you to fall over, never to get back up. Love that.
 
she starts the hard trolling.
WW with ridiculous points, Snack-bag the size of Texas, enough Peperoni and Cheese for 20 Pizzas and some McD on top. all this, after her alleged weight loss of 80lb and those comparison pics? come on. and of course guys she just don't know any better.
begging for engagement is what it comes down to. Please write her a comment on how to fix her diet, or better tell your friends how enraged you are about the horrible food choices of this the 500lb landwhale. Same old same old.

"NO ONE CARES" anymore.
 
Amber is totally done, she’s trying so hard to recapture the trolling that got her the attention and views but it’s just not working.

WW is on the table again but her first day of her diet looks like an all you can eat buffet.

Everything is stale and predictable, is there really some white guy roaming around her apartment dressed in Wipey’s hoodie?

I don’t even care who it was, by Christmas her channel will be a ghost town. Chantal took all the limelight and Amberlynn can’t catch a break. Sucks but never mind.
 
I'm one of the few people who believes she's lost, and can see it. Instead of a bowling ball covered in fat sitting atop a chest covered in fat, now it's a bowling ball covered in fat sitting on a small stump covered in fat atop a chest covered in fat.

So why all the photo fuckery? In that Twitter vid posted above, you can see the blur I pointed out appear before your very eyes. There also seems to be some gunt fuckery.

She wants us to support her delusion that she's the picture she sees in her jelly head. In her head, 500 pounds looks like the picture on the right.
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But we know what 500 pounds looks like, Amber, and no amount of failshopping will change what 500 pounds looks like.
 
Ask My Dominatrix said:
Amber is totally done, she’s trying so hard to recapture the trolling that got her the attention and views but it’s just not working.
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If I'm remembering correctly, she's never done keto before. She could pretend to try that.
StrawberryDouche said:
I'm one of the few people who believes she's lost, and can see it. Instead of a bowling ball covered in fat sitting atop a chest covered in fat, now it's a bowling ball covered in fat sitting on a small stump covered in fat atop a chest covered in fat.

So why all the photo fuckery? In that Twitter vid posted above, you can see the blur I pointed out appear before your very eyes. There also seems to be some gunt fuckery.
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I agree that she's lost, but I also think she's using a camera with some sort of slimming and smoothing filters like Chantal does. @Diet Coke 4 Life could you please give your expert opinion on this?
 
She did "try" Keto it was referenced in the infamous Calabasas video

at 1:40

I remember because, at that point farms, Reddit and Facebook were mentioning her doing keto. This is the infamous "I'm afraid of ketosis... light mild ketosis." It was hardcore trollinglynn.

This video is performing better but it means she has to hardcore troll. The first 2 vids will do OK then drop off.
 
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