🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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TL;DR it's just perspective.

The thing with the comparison photos is that both perspective and the distance from the camera play a significant part in how large things appear.

In the old photo we're viewing her from bellow which will exaggerate the size of things. Combine this with her characteristic waddle causing her to lean away from us, making her head appear smaller and her body larger. In the new photo we're higher up, she's not leaning over and the lighting is such that it doesn't illuminate her forms like they did in the prior video. In addition to that she's wearing significantly tighter clothing cutting into her "figure" whereas the other one was more just draped across it. She's also smaller in the frame of the camera so by a 1:1 comparison she's smaller due to perspective alone.

I'm perfectly fine in believing Amber is back to her normal 500 but camera trickery is just lame and appears desperate

I did a quick little mockup comparing the two. I also adjusted the new pic for perspective because when they're sized up her upper body is actually larger than before which is just perspective distortion. My frame of reference for size was the distance between her hairline and chin and then I distorted to make the perspective the same. It can't account for all of the leaning and how it changes the position of the head but it can account for some of it.

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This isn't to say she has or hasn't lost any weight, just that all apparent changes can be accounted for by camera trickery/perspective.
 
Amber always get the same amount of points because she always inputs 572.4 as her "starting weight", instead of the weight she currently is.
Yes, and this time she said her daily is 85 points. That's even more than she got when she was 572.4. I don't think they've changed the points system since then, it's only been about a year.
 
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NutritionLyn knowing what works for her. She ditched a nutritionist/dietician once becuase they didn't include fruits and vegetables in the diet due to the carbs/sugars they contain.

Eats all of her WW points and none of it includes ANY fruits or vegetable. The mental gymnastics Fat Amber does to justify her poor eating speaks volumes about just how committed she is to lose weight.

Fat Amber will never lose the weight and she should start gigantic coffin shopping now. Perhaps Jade Francis can help her pick out a nice one. Love that for her.
 
The way FatAl doctors up that ramen.....😖 Same four spices she always uses but, christ, adding garlic SALT plus the flavoring packet. Let's see the sodiums on that bad boy Waterweightlynn.
There's such an osmotic gradient in her body from all the salt, pretty soon ALR will start extracting moisture straight from the air into her swoleeen laygz
 
Yes, and this time she said her daily is 85 points. That's even more than she got when she was 572.4. I don't think they've changed the points system since then, it's only been about a year.
They changed the point system a few months back. Depending on how you fill out the questionaire you may end up with more points but you lose some zero point foods.
 
TL;DR it's just perspective.

The thing with the comparison photos is that both perspective and the distance from the camera play a significant part in how large things appear.

In the old photo we're viewing her from bellow which will exaggerate the size of things. Combine this with her characteristic waddle causing her to lean away from us, making her head appear smaller and her body larger. In the new photo we're higher up, she's not leaning over and the lighting is such that it doesn't illuminate her forms like they did in the prior video. In addition to that she's wearing significantly tighter clothing cutting into her "figure" whereas the other one was more just draped across it. She's also smaller in the frame of the camera so by a 1:1 comparison she's smaller due to perspective alone.

I'm perfectly fine in believing Amber is back to her normal 500 but camera trickery is just lame and appears desperate

I did a quick little mockup comparing the two. I also adjusted the new pic for perspective because when they're sized up her upper body is actually larger than before which is just perspective distortion. My frame of reference for size was the distance between her hairline and chin and then I distorted to make the perspective the same. It can't account for all of the leaning and how it changes the position of the head but it can account for some of it.

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This isn't to say she has or hasn't lost any weight, just that all apparent changes can be accounted for by camera trickery/perspective.

I admire all y'all with any sort of ability to do this kind of image manipulation - for informational purposes, not Big ALiarLynn's complete disregard of reality - because my score on that front ranks at abysmal.
 
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Same outfit, messy bun hair, no makeup and accessory from her horrid tent haul (uploaded 5 days ago). I can imagine she thought that she looked so cute in the selfie that she decided to record herself trying out clothes.

She realized that she isn't a cute and dainty princess (scale said nah), so she starts WW...again. Most likely ended by now because "it cause me to binnnnnge"
 
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Jesus Christ Bananas, can the cancer just recur already? Not Amber, but the actual alleged cancer? This shit needs to end or rain some powdered milk at us. Can't take this shit no mo!!! (Was that ghetto enough for Amb's porch monkey?)
 
What happened to healthy athletic Jade? She went from cooking healthy meals to eating the same processed crap Amber does. Now Amber says the gf "wants to lose a few pounds". It seems Fat AL is rubbing off on Jade, just like all the gf's past.

AL must be getting real comfortable with Jade because we are back to not washing or brushing her hair.

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She’s also not tracking the actual, correct points for the food. I caught it with the filet of fish being tracked as 6 points - that sandwich is 12 points. I imagine it’s not the only thing she’s under tracking and probably went over her points by more than all her weekly points plus 8 additional.

But amber always fucks around with portion sizes and calorie counts so that shouldn’t be a surprise.
 
No commentary yet on the exaggerated arm movement by the "gf" in the background at about 5:54 in? Why did they lift their hand that high? To draw attention to what appears to be a white hand?
 
I'll be petty and complain about the McDonald's narration part. After years of listening to her voice, you can tell pretty easily when she just binged by the tone of her voice alone and different sounds she makes. Bitch is licking her snout while remembering what she ate, you can hear her trying to keep the food down and stopping the reflux. She sounds calm and satisfied, almost happy. It's quite disgusting.
 
She sounded blissful during the McDonald’s voice over and proceeds to tell us how amazing the nuggets and filet o fish was lol. Me thinks wifey is Becky 2.0 and went to McDonald’s and sonic for her.
 
They changed the point system a few months back. Depending on how you fill out the questionaire you may end up with more points but you lose some zero point foods.
When I plug in her in her current weight into the app, she should be getting 76 points. However, since she is a consummate idiot, she's using her highest weight of 572 for 83 points. No matter what, she'll find a way to cheat the system even for a measly 7 points.
 
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