🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Was there a single fruit or vegetable in that whole haul??
She gave up that weight loss doctor’s plan many many moons ago for the exact reason that she was worried she wouldn’t get enough broccoli on his diet.
 
That food haul is high calorie processed food. No veg, no fruit and no unprocessed meat. No wonder she cannot lose weight. That and the crap McDonalds.
 
Was there a single fruit or vegetable in that whole haul??
She gave up that weight loss doctor’s plan many many moons ago for the exact reason that she was worried she wouldn’t get enough broccoli on his diet.
Only a single Onion wich coincidentally was the only thing to not be wrapped in plastic.
 
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She thinks she's clever with these Wipey appearances but she isn't. Nobody cares, fatso. Your channel is dead and this stupid shit isn't going to revive it. If she really wants to get views she should do a cheesecake factory mukbang with wipey face reveal.
 
Weight Watchers Amber is the best for watching her binge. She thinks she can eat anything on there. Beats me why they give huge people more points. I can understand a 6'5" man who does hard labor needing more points, but not a 5'3 woman. Weight Watchers for fat people feels like a troll to me. It just don't math. Normal-sized people on the program get 20-30 points. Amber always claims she gets about 75, whether she's 570 lbs, or 490 lbs. Keep in mind there are loads of zero-point foods which depending on which program you are on can include everything from vegetables and fruit to eggs and nonfat yogurt. Surely she isn't counting those greek yogurt ice cream bars as zero-points...

She just rebought all the ice cream she threw away because now it's "allowed" even though it triggered her to overeat so badly. That whole shopping haul was junk. 3 different kinds of bread (mostly white bread), sugary rice cakes, cheese, cream cheese, mac n cheese, chive cream cheese, mayo (light of course) fatty salami, enough chips for a whole month of school lunches, and a whole damn case of ramen. The only healthy thing was the onion.

-For breakfast she has 2 servings of ramen with garlic salt and tapatio which is also salted. 380 calories and probably a whole day's worth of sodium.
-Lunch is Hot Cheetos, 160 A turkey/cheese/mayo sandwich with no veggies, 380 estimated 2 cheese sticks 160, 2 salami 115
-then a snack of caramel rice cake and 2 tbs cream cheese - 145
-McDonalds feast = 20 piece mcnugget 890, Filet o fish 390, large fry 490
-Large Sonic blast w/ candy mixins 1440/720 (says she only had half)

Grand total of 3830, assuming she only drank water and diet coke, didn't have any sauce with her nuggies or ketchup with her fries, and that she only got one candy mixed into her blast w/ no whipped cream or cherry.

Can't wait to see that scale at the end of the week.
Weight gain incoming. Love that for her.
 
She looks the same in both of these.
It’s especially difficult to tell if there has been any weight loss because the clothes fit differently. She needs to do a side by side comparison in the SAME outfit.

The gunt seems to be smaller but I didn't want to examine it too much
 
That fucking word. Nothing ''triggers'' her binging, she wants idiots to believe it does, she's just a greedy pig.

I still cannot understand how her eating is considered ''binging'' when she eats the same amounts of food throughout the day, every day and has done for years. Binging would imply some sort of drastic change in your appetite, all of sudden you have to eat anything and everything you can find and then it goes away for a while and you return to normal eating habits.

She doesn't binge. She eats excessively 24/7. It's a lifestyle for her. She's also documented herself in vlogs being very picky over ''binge'' food. If you're about to binge, you'd eat a whole bloody pack of butter or a whole jar of sugar and not turn your nose up at it. You take what you can get. It pains me to see her receive pity over this load of wank.
 
Amber looks like total shit - Greasy messy poop bun - dark circles and nasty top. Nothing but junk food in the 'haul' and failing her diet on day one -
She is either oblivious or trolling for views - either way it just isn't going to work
 
All bullshit games in a desperate attempt to get her numbers back up. Not going to happen. She can no longer count on refreshing her audience with a new batch of naive tweens & teens; she's far too old for them to find her amusing, interesting or relevant. Women her age have lives; like marriage moments, kids, career situations & adult interests. Older adults are no longer interested in hanging around to see if she is ever going to decide to take her life seriously; they know that ship sailed years ago.

If, in her infinite laziness she wants to play silly points games & funnel money into diet industry companies; entirely her call but it's a ride she's taking alone. She may "know what works for her', which would be the same as for anyone else - calorie deficit but she's proven time & time again, she's not willing to do it.

At this stage, perhaps she should dedicate one of her journals to penning catchy epitaphs because an early & possibly nasty death is the only place this is heading.
 
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One day: throws out all the snacks from the cabinets and freezer.
A few days later: restocks all that shit. Including....

Cue: 00:58 - 01:52

This was the Curvy Calories Era, and she was 10 days behind.

Bonus: she weighs herself in this video from May 2020: 498 pounds.

Bonus bonus: "Snack moment" the same (Cued: 09:01 - 11:20)

Bonus bonus bonus: she was doing WW at that time, too.

Never change, Hamber. Never change,
 
Normal-sized people on the program get 20-30 points. Amber always claims she gets about 75, whether she's 570 lbs, or 490 lbs.
Amber always get the same amount of points because she always inputs 572.4 as her "starting weight", instead of the weight she currently is.
 
Keeping with the sitcom analogies, it’s almost like the Gaycare years were a sitcom like Friends, and this era is a spin-off series, where one character goes to live in the big city with a new life, and no-one likes it.
Arguably she was the main character of that set, but it still isn’t working without the ensemble.

That Photoshop Jade has done will feed Amber’s body dysmorphia that she’s not as big as she thought, and that will mean she will sneak extra fast food and treats to reward herself. It’s a plus for us.


So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's DOA
It's like you're stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but

Still you're on YouTube
(Can't go back to like before)
Eating's all you do
(Can't put both feet on the floor)
What's in store for you?
(Since Becky's ass walked out the door)

 
One day: throws out all the snacks from the cabinets and freezer.
A few days later: restocks all that shit. Including....

Cue: 00:58 - 01:52
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6h3Mf8rn7hY:58
This was the Curvy Calories Era, and she was 10 days behind.

Bonus: she weighs herself in this video from May 2020: 498 pounds.

Bonus bonus: "Snack moment" the same (Cued: 09:01 - 11:20)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6h3Mf8rn7hY:541
Bonus bonus bonus: she was doing WW at that time, too.

Never change, Hamber. Never change,
So on May 11, 2020, she weighed 498 and said WW allots her 66 points.

On January 26, 2022 she weighed 496 and she says WW allots her 83 points.

She's either lying about her weight to us or lying about her weight to WW to get more points because Amber lies.

She has been maintaining this home cooked, healthier meals pretense to impress the pickaninny for six months, but now all pretenses are gone. She's back to nakedly wallowing in cases of ramen and buckets of nuggets. That shift seems to have coincided with Wipey acquiring a fatwagon.

She now feels as comfortable with Black Becky as she did with White Becky.
 
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