🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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KiwiKunt!! said:
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I had a feeling we wouldn't have to focus on debunking the photoshop job for long when her own recent uploaded haul provides more receipts than we could ever need.

Personally, I don't think she did photoshop the discussed photo. I think she noticed that something about the photo makes her look smaller and uploaded it on that basis. Plus she purposely picked one from her biggest ever to make it more jarring.

The biggest quarry digger in the world makes some quarry diggers look smaller but the smaller quarry digger is still massive.

She maybe has a little less gunt these days and the shelf seems to have become more defined but all I can see is two photos of the same morbidly obese person from different years.
 
Of course Albert has to post a comparison shot after Dana was getting so much praise.
How dare Fridge successfully lose weight in a shorter time frame than Hambo, the fucking cheek of it.
 
dfranki723 said:
Of course Albert has to post a comparison shot after Dana was getting so much praise.
How dare Fridge successfully lose weight in a shorter time frame than Hambo, the fucking cheek of it.
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The thing is that Amberlynn could loose a lot of weight easy in a short period of time if she was willing to eat 1600 calories a day. Even if she was eating 2600 calories a day she still would be loosing and that is well above the average allowance for women.
 
The only reason the walrus may have the optical illusion of being less ball-shaped is because she is getting older and now her abuse of her body is meeting the dreaded "Sag-hag" years. Her body was able to keep a round shape for quite a while but gravity and organ damage are starting to win the war.

Love those dark knuckles and yellowing skin tone by the way... "Untreated Diabetic-Chique" is a good look for you Hamburglar Lynn!
 
Gergg said:
Love those dark knuckles and yellowing skin tone by the way... "Untreated Diabetic-Chique" is a good look for you Hamburglar Lynn!
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That's fuckin' sleep paralysis demon shit right there. 31 and perfeckly hulthy y'all.
 
Gergg said:
The only reason the walrus may have the optical illusion of being less ball-shaped is because she is getting older and now her abuse of her body is meeting the dreaded "Sag-hag" years. Her body was able to keep a round shape for quite a while but gravity and organ damage are starting to win the war.
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Oh, I have my suspicion that the reason she is doing this now is that, even with the small amount of weight loss, she does not want to start to have too much loose skin. Both her arms and abdomen would look horrendous with more weight loss. One of her greatest fears is sagging skin, and by now there is absolutely no way that she would not have an insane amount of it. It is another reason why she cancelled her bariatric surgeon appointment.

At this point, she is happy with her "80 pounds weight loss". She is now in the weight maintenance phase that will minimize tissue sagging and will not require a massive amount of dieting.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
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The human body is an amazing thing. But even it can be pushed too far and not be able to come back from the abuse heaped upon it.

Semen_Recycler said:
How does her shelf ass look even more deformed now?

Her body is fucked.
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Gravity: not just a theory. Also age. Women hit their 30s and shit goes into overdrive.

dfranki723 said:
Of course Albert has to post a comparison shot after Dana was getting so much praise.
How dare Fridge successfully lose weight in a shorter time frame than Hambo, the fucking cheek of it.
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Someone in the comments on this compost said essentially the same thing, but added something about Dana looking beautiful. You can imagine the responses to that part of it.

TC-P said:
The thing is that Amberlynn could loose a lot of weight easy in a short period of time if she was willing to eat 1600 calories a day. Even if she was eating 2600 calories a day she still would be loosing and that is well above the average allowance for women.
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But she isn't and never will be. It's a fruitless conversation, much like her diet.
 
As someone who fell down the ALR rabbit hole during the Gaycare era, I like that it's having something of a renaissance. I know the Destiny era was the prime era for milk, as that was when she was the most scandalous and dramatic, but the Gaycare era is definitely aging well compared to her completely stale content now.
 
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She ended Day One with McDonald’s (a 20 piece nuggets, fries and the fish burger, AND a Sonic ice cream milkshake).

119 Weight Watchers points. Googling it seems that can either be 3,570 or 4,165 calories for the day, depending on which Weight Watchers points she is going by.

Its a boring video, you’ve quite literally seen it a dozen times over the years. Even the dramatic reveal of falling off the wagon and being honest at the end is nothing new.
 
A new video? haven't we seen this one before on September 19th? And a few thousand other times for that matter. Oh well I'm sure Apathetic Faxx can polish this turd before its worth a watch.

Don't feed the bears people, they need to learn to hunt for their own "bingeeeing molments" in the wild!
 
Weight Watchers Amber is the best for watching her binge. She thinks she can eat anything on there. Beats me why they give huge people more points. I can understand a 6'5" man who does hard labor needing more points, but not a 5'3 woman. Weight Watchers for fat people feels like a troll to me. It just don't math. Normal-sized people on the program get 20-30 points. Amber always claims she gets about 75, whether she's 570 lbs, or 490 lbs. Keep in mind there are loads of zero-point foods which depending on which program you are on can include everything from vegetables and fruit to eggs and nonfat yogurt. Surely she isn't counting those greek yogurt ice cream bars as zero-points...

She just rebought all the ice cream she threw away because now it's "allowed" even though it triggered her to overeat so badly. That whole shopping haul was junk. 3 different kinds of bread (mostly white bread), sugary rice cakes, cheese, cream cheese, mac n cheese, chive cream cheese, mayo (light of course) fatty salami, enough chips for a whole month of school lunches, and a whole damn case of ramen. The only healthy thing was the onion.

-For breakfast she has 2 servings of ramen with garlic salt and tapatio which is also salted. 380 calories and probably a whole day's worth of sodium.
-Lunch is Hot Cheetos, 160 A turkey/cheese/mayo sandwich with no veggies, 380 estimated 2 cheese sticks 160, 2 salami 115
-then a snack of caramel rice cake and 2 tbs cream cheese - 145
-McDonalds feast = 20 piece mcnugget 890, Filet o fish 390, large fry 490
-Large Sonic blast w/ candy mixins 1440/720 (says she only had half)

Grand total of 3830, assuming she only drank water and diet coke, didn't have any sauce with her nuggies or ketchup with her fries, and that she only got one candy mixed into her blast w/ no whipped cream or cherry.

Can't wait to see that scale at the end of the week.
 
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