🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Surprised Pikachu said:
I’m personally of the opinion that Amber has always been the Kentucky cousin of Hyacinth ‘Bouquet’* which was hilarious when she was living in the gay daycare but not so amusing now. No one wants to see Hyacinth win.

It’s ironic that during the time she was raking in the cash she could have only dreamed to be as dainty and as boujee as she is now. She’s finally got what she’s always wanted in life, no one cares and her wallet is empty. Love that for her.

*Fellow Brits will remember a brilliant comedy called ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ which starred a large lady called Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Hyacinth was a snob, but a loveable one and the show followed her around as she attempted to flex her upper middle class pretensions on her surroundings whilst her supporting cast of disreputable family members unwittingly ruined all her plans. It was amazingly funny and a huge success, largely due to the supporting cast and unbelievable yet strangely relatable storytelling. Would we still have watched if Hyacinth had gotten her own way all the time with no one around to normalise her? Erm, nope! That sounds awful. And it’s exactly what has happened in the Kentucky version. Hyacinth is free to flex and talk outrageous nonsense and rub it in our faces how much better she is than us. It’s just not funny anymore, someone needs to cancel the show.
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YO. It's not just Brits who enjoyed the trials and tribulations of Richard Bucket.

Us 'Mericans aren't TOTALLY uncultured, ya know. :)
 
I see that Callie has taken the bait and is giving Amber the attention she's been courting. Been poking any and everyone with a stick to stir up some fake drama to get people to tune in. I doubt that'll work, the saga around whether Chantal has taken BBJ to the vet is more titilating than her blocking reacters she never liked to begin with.

*Not worth a 2nd post; Just like the 'September' she 'misspoke' and then didn't notice during editing, that doctored and filtered to death bottom pic on her community post is so transparent. We remember what she looked like in the haul from the other day and she made sure it was a bad enough edit that her head didn't even match her body, so that people would rush to post content that will send more people to her channel. She's getting desperate with these hijinks.
 
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Surprised Pikachu said:
I’m personally of the opinion that Amber has always been the Kentucky cousin of Hyacinth ‘Bouquet’* which was hilarious when she was living in the gay daycare but not so amusing now. No one wants to see Hyacinth win.

It’s ironic that during the time she was raking in the cash she could have only dreamed to be as dainty and as boujee as she is now. She’s finally got what she’s always wanted in life, no one cares and her wallet is empty. Love that for her.

*Fellow Brits will remember a brilliant comedy called ‘Keeping Up Appearances’ which starred a large lady called Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet). Hyacinth was a snob, but a loveable one and the show followed her around as she attempted to flex her upper middle class pretensions on her surroundings whilst her supporting cast of disreputable family members unwittingly ruined all her plans. It was amazingly funny and a huge success, largely due to the supporting cast and unbelievable yet strangely relatable storytelling. Would we still have watched if Hyacinth had gotten her own way all the time with no one around to normalise her? Erm, nope! That sounds awful. And it’s exactly what has happened in the Kentucky version. Hyacinth is free to flex and talk outrageous nonsense and rub it in our faces how much better she is than us. It’s just not funny anymore, someone needs to cancel the show.
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Americunt here. YUGE fan of Onslow, Daisy, Rose, Emmett and Elizabeth. Richard is a cuck tho.

Agree with your compare and contrast to Fat Albert and da Bucket wooman!
 
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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That thing she calls a body is fucking horrifying. Maybe if laid on her fupa more it would lift itself to the same height as her shelf ass.
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?
 
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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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So, it means that she is still in the 490’s and she has been for half a year at least. She is not really losing any weight. In other words, she likes being this weight. Her goal is being under 500 pounds and probably she is in the maintenance phase now.
 
What I’m seeing is intentionally bad editing/filters to bait people into engaging with her. Try again big Al. No one cares.
 
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updated community post right on cue

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How is it a compliment that Wipey sucks shit at photo editing? The fucking drawers are smudge blurred and have no fucking space between them anymore 'cause Wipey smudged the fuck out of the line and didn't think to try to manufacture one in. And a full frontal fat shot doesn't compare with a side fat view. Either way, bitch is still a fat fuck liarpants.
 
L_I_F_T_E_D said:
Another community post. Seeking shelf-ass pats, as per usual - despite a significant lack of time-stamps on the photos.
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Ok, that top pic is a screenshot from "SUPER FUN TORRID HAUL!!!!!" posted on Sept 5. 2019. Here are some images I already had saved:
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No clue on the bottom pic because I cannot stomach her current content.
 
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Her posture is horrendous. she looks like she's constantly tipping over due to her back muscles not being strong enough to prop herself up while carrying that "stomach". It's the reason she's got a hump neck/back as well. insidious.

FickleFuck said:
That thing she calls a body is fucking horrifying. Maybe if laid on her fupa more it would lift itself to the same height as her shelf ass.
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?
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yes, absolutely shopped. The way she used the blurring tool around the lines is a dead giveaway. plus the shelf-ass on the doctored picture looks very sharp and angular. Awful job.
 
FickleFuck said:
Editing this shit to add: that "after" photo is manipulated as fuck. Look the the brown drawers in the background. The bathroom ones. Is that a half shelf-assed Wipey attempt at photoshop?
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It's such a fucking failshoop. The after photo is a 350 pound gorl after losing 200 pounds. That's not a 500 pound fat sack of trash in a size 6 Torrid tent after losing 80.

Do better, dipshits.
 
"Lost" 80lbs but still looks like absolute shit. Keep flexing, Amber, your body is ruined to the point of no return.
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LOL

There is a clear, distinct rectangle blur in the circle beginning at the bottom of her back hump and into her ass shelf. Enhance, bitches!

SO fucking busted.

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