🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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hotcheetospuffs said:
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So this guy, Adam Barta, sang the old theme song for Pink Fairy (another youtube deathfat lifestyle channel). Anyhoo, he says Pink Fairy is mad about Amber possibly being offered a weight-loss show by TLC. Not sure how credible this all is as he says they haven't even reached out to her because the project is on hold, but interesting nonetheless. Perhaps that's why her consultation with the Weight Loss surgeon was postponed.

Could also just be bullshit. He has beef with Pink fairy because she doesn't use him for her theme song anymore. and he's rebranding himself as a tea channel.
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I don't believe for a second that Amber would be accepted or even be offered to appear on a weight loss show and her not blab or click bait the shit out of it at every given opportunity. Amber is set in her boring predictable ways and the chance that she canceled her weight loss surgeon appointment herself because she is lazy is way more probable than any kind of tv show opportunity. She is more infamous than a lot of people realize and that is to her own detriment. A lot of people follow her on the down low and I'm willing to bet that the scouts for those shows are long time hayders who know Amber's game and that she's not worth the trouble.
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
I don't believe for a second that Amber would be accepted or even be offered to appear on a weight loss show and her not blab or click bait the shit out of it at every given opportunity. Amber is set in her boring predictable ways and the chance that she canceled her weight loss surgeon appointment herself because she is lazy is way more probable than any kind of tv show opportunity. She is more infamous than a lot of people realize and that is to her own detriment. A lot of people follow her on the down low and I'm willing to bet that the scouts for those shows are long time hayders who know Amber's game and that she's not worth the trouble.
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Its already been discussed. Amber wont film a nude/shower scene
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-vUIjkgcXFk
So this guy, Adam Barta, sang the old theme song for Pink Fairy (another youtube deathfat lifestyle channel). Anyhoo, he says Pink Fairy is mad about Amber possibly being offered a weight-loss show by TLC. Not sure how credible this all is as he says they haven't even reached out to her because the project is on hold, but interesting nonetheless. Perhaps that's why her consultation with the Weight Loss surgeon was postponed.

Could also just be bullshit. He has beef with Pink fairy because she doesn't use him for her theme song anymore. and he's rebranding himself as a tea channel.
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I also expect him to be full of shit.

Amber would be insufferable, coy, drop hints and allude to this all the time. She would have started to believe and act like she was a celebrity TV star situation type deal by now, I expect.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-vUIjkgcXFk
So this guy, Adam Barta, sang the old theme song for Pink Fairy (another youtube deathfat lifestyle channel). Anyhoo, he says Pink Fairy is mad about Amber possibly being offered a weight-loss show by TLC. Not sure how credible this all is as he says they haven't even reached out to her because the project is on hold, but interesting nonetheless. Perhaps that's why her consultation with the Weight Loss surgeon was postponed.

Could also just be bullshit. He has beef with Pink fairy because she doesn't use him for her theme song anymore. and he's rebranding himself as a tea channel.
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Sounds like sour grapes to me.

Witch Bitch said:
Its already been discussed. Amber wont film a nude/shower scene
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She wouldn't be willing to give up control of anything and TLC would tell her to take a fucking hike. She's too much of a pain in the ass to e taken on, unlike (say) the Slatons.

I was watching Irked Content's vid which facetiously asks if Big Al is even trying (LOL: no). Side note: I thought it was hilarious when Big Al said she was "ack-shually my girlfriend's first New Year's kiss." OK, when you have a partner, that's how it's supposed to fucking work, you know. But nope, since you needed a caretaker, stat, and took the first branch someone held out to you, you got someone who makes you say things like this, as if your "gf" has others she might have kissed first were she with them. Stupid.

Anyway, she yammers about her 100 days of weighing in (redux) and she started at 504. She's lost a whopping what, 9-10 pounds this month? She said something about almost being "in the 480s", but alas, that remained out of the grasp of her balloon hands. One hundred days end on April 20, assuming she carries on with this charade that she wants to lose weight. But she will not, and she'll keep bouncing around between these pounds until the end of time. Unless she suddenly gets a case of the truth and admits she doesn't really care about losing the weight. Likelihood of that happening: zero percent.
 
About three years ago, at the time of the "Hi, I'm Amberlynn" audition tape, errr, video, there was much talk about a producer being in touch with her.

FatAl was all like "the whole team loves me, think I'm perfect" blah, blah. It came to nothing. And it never will.

I'm of the opinion that that exact video drove the final nail into her TV star coffin. The producers realized that Al was fake through and through, would never be relatable to any human anywhere ever, and would be hated by the audience with the heat of a thousand suns.

So, no, not buying it. That fat ship has sailed.
 
Not for nothing what show would even want Hamber? It’s not like she’s interesting or even leaves her sad apartment.

A few years back she at least left the house to go touch everything at Wommart while riding in a scooter because she wore the wrong shoes and her heel spur.
These days though we’re lucky to even see the kitchen. There’s not even a chance for the film crew to see her struggle to fit into a booth at a restaurant, or get stuck in a theater seat, or even b roll of her shopping for her own groceries. There’s literally nothing of value or entertainment to be gained from having her on any show.

Even her YouTube channel is the same uninspired shit over and over again. “Highly requested” Torrid hauls, bullshit “taste tests”, and faked weigh ins.
Even as her channel circles the drain she refuses to even try anything new. But hey, maybe the forty-fifth taste test and tent haul will do the trick.
 
A Widdle Woach said:
Not for nothing what show would even want Hamber? It’s not like she’s interesting or even leaves her sad apartment.

A few years back she at least left the house to go touch everything at Wommart while riding in a scooter because she wore the wrong shoes and her heel spur.
These days though we’re lucky to even see the kitchen. There’s not even a chance for the film crew to see her struggle to fit into a booth at a restaurant, or get stuck in a theater seat, or even b roll of her shopping for her own groceries. There’s literally nothing of value or entertainment to be gained from having her on any show.

Even her YouTube channel is the same uninspired shit over and over again. “Highly requested” Torrid hauls, bullshit “taste tests”, and faked weigh ins.
Even as her channel circles the drain she refuses to even try anything new. But hey, maybe the forty-fifth taste test and tent haul will do the trick.
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Most people on MSHPL are house bound to some extend. the worst of them are people like amber and usually dont get the sugery anymore. There was one woman in the first season who made it happen just to go right back to her front room floor matress for cooking and shitting
 
Guardsman42 said:
I swore at one point they actually contacted Hamber and she shot it the hell down any way?
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Story goes that it was a producer/researcher from TLC. Amber seemed to believe she had been spotted due to her being known online (read: famous) so therefore wanted some creative control and probably didn't want to do all the real trainwreck gross stuff.

They didn't agree so Amber said no.

Then Amber realised she actually meant yes and allegedly pestered the TLC researcher over DM's saying she was joking before and does want to do it. But they probably decided there and then she was ruled out for being an narc/not good for TV/easily disliked.

I'm not sure how true it is, never seen any proof but it's believable and one of the first stories I heard about Amber from the IRL person who introduced me to lolcows.
 
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Not long ago, Amber said if she could get on M600PL, she would be the most obedient and compliant patient Dr Now ever had. No one wants to see that, Amber. America wants to see the petulant, manipulative, nasty little narcwreck you are.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
Story goes that it was a producer/researcher from TLC. Amber seemed to believe she had been spotted due to her being known online (read: famous) so therefore wanted some creative control and probably didn't want to do all the real trainwreck gross stuff.

They didn't agree so Amber said no.

Then Amber realised she actually meant yes and allegedly pestered the TLC researcher over DM's saying she was joking before and does want to do it. But they probably decided there and then she was ruled out for being an narc/not good for TV/easily disliked.

I'm not sure how true it is, never seen any proof but it's believable and one of the first stories I heard about Amber from the IRL person who introduced me to lolcows.
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That is what I was thinking of! I do wish if it was true, TLC would totally release that exchange, holyshit.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
What now? I don't remember this.
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FickleFuck said:
When she checked the mail there was some flyer/scratcher thing from a dealership. You know, the postal equivalent of spam. Fatass scratched the prize thing and thought she won $2000. She didn't. 'Cause it was fucking spam. I wonder if she ever checks the spam folder of her email. She would be thinking she was one rich bitch that all the ladies wanna fuck and the witch doctor secret of how to make your penis bigger.
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I still lol about this, sure you "won" $2000 off a new car, but with your shitty credit that will be 22% interest. But don't worry I'm quitting, so waddle back here to complain next week about the paperwork you already signed (in my head that is how I imagine it going.) Anyone else would have been tipped off that it was addressed to "current resident" or wonder why a car lot would give a 31 year old, who has never had a license a single dime, but not our big genius here. The "universe is looking out for her." A quick google search shows me lexington has 325k residents, and I'm sure every single one got the same thing.

I always wondered why companies would spend a lot of money on those scam things, because most people just throw them away, and then you see someone like Amber that actually thought she won and then I think, 'ah that is why they spend the money on it.'

I've said this for a long time, I honestly surprised (and she may have and we don't know about it) that she hasn't been scammed by the "IRS" or she will "be arrested in 15 minutes by the sheriff" if she didn't pay what she owed for back taxes, or by some unknown person in another country that left her millions if she just pays the exchange fee, or one of Becky's long-lost royal family members wanted a green card and just needed someone to marry.
 
do yall think amber got a black girlfriend because of the blackie clips that surfaced on tiktok (she LURVES tiktok, as we know) early last year and found jade to save (black) face? she's really boring so i'm coming up with conspiracy theories
 
giga melt said:
do yall think amber got a black girlfriend because of the blackie clips that surfaced on tiktok (she LURVES tiktok, as we know) early last year and found jade to save (black) face? she's really boring so i'm coming up with conspiracy theories
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Jade was there before the blackie clips got popular on tik tok.
 
Jade was just the first warm body Amber found. let's take a look at Dusty and becky...clearly Amber doesnt really care who she shakes up with as long as they bring her food
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I've said this for a long time, I honestly surprised (and she may have and we don't know about it) that she hasn't been scammed by the "IRS" or she will "be arrested in 15 minutes by the sheriff" if she didn't pay what she owed for back taxes
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I haven't gotten one of those calls in a while. They were fun but my favorite was getting a call from Windows telling me that I had viruses on my computer and that I needed to call them immediately at the number provided so they could address the problem. So absurd.

Isn't Amber due for a What I've Lied About video where she tells us stuff we already knew or didn't care about to begin with?
 
I am glad the conversation mentioned this because I was ruminating about this a while back. See the thing is, even if Amber is given a show it might not even get shown. They film over the course of a year and so and have multiple filmings at the same time. That means there are not just 9 stories a series but more like 20. A lot of these people don't make it to TV because they don't make it or are just too boring and unengaging.

I think even if Amber made it, her story would not air because there would be too many issues with control and content. She is too much like Gina from season 8 anyway.
 
Amber won't do a TV show because she won't get control over what is shown and how it's presented. If there's the slightest chance they'll show something she doesn't want people to see? Nope. She's not doing it.
 
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