Broken Charger
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Don't want to make another "Oh have the mighty have fallen..." kind of post, but wow. I bet Chantal was the type of girl that Amber had to compete with for attention at the group home. You know, that BPD fatherless trainwreck that has a much older "boyfriend" that she does drugs with, has unprotected sex, gets pregnant, STDS, police called on them, etc. I bet that really chaps her shelf ass.
But really, Amber could NEVER. She posts fake weigh-ins from 3 months ago, Chantal is shaving her head RIGHT NOW in front of us. Both are cunts but Chantal never misrepresents herself to her audience (or when she tries, she gets quickly disproven). Chantal is the true bovine entertainer. The days where people would tell Chantal to keep Amber's name out of her mouth has all but reversed.
I really wonder what could bring her back besides getting skinny (by AIDS, definitely not by self discipline). It's not even fun to be an armchair psychologist to her anymore. No one cares about a Wifey reveal. People aren't going to spend the time to speculate about her boring ass life through her lies if there's a more fun cow showing up everyday as their truthful, mentally ill self.
Maybe if she posted a "candid" (staged) video of the binge monster filmed by Jade Francis. Maybe some couple fights a la Nickacado. But I doubt Amber could even feign being that honest. If she had kept doing lives, she probably could've faked chest pain and ran down the WebMD list of symptoms for a heart attack, say she's going to the emergency room, and quietly leave the room with the livestream on for a few minutes while the shekels rolled in before the live "mysteriously" ended from the battery on her phone "dying". Probably make a few follow ups about her new lease on life and failing diets all over again. The reality is, that "I have cancer" video was her peak, and it was about her facing death. The only things from then that could get her some attention for a brief moment of time are life threatening things. I don't mean a diabetes diagnosis or a limb getting removed, I mean half her face is fucked up from a stroke.
The Hail Mary option would be if TLC pushes Amy to be a "fat youtuber consultant" and does a Kentucky Kow Krossover. I think Amber could follow whatever gag order TLC would make her sign if it was only for a 1 or 2 episode appearance. BUT, Amber would have to be okay with TLC showing her as a hopeless irredeemable cunt at the end of the day (with many comparisons to Tammy, of course!). There would be a new audience never exposed to Amber. That cycle of newbies going from "I support you Amber" to disengaged and waiting for her to die would happen all over again.
Inb4 one of the hoodrats takes inspiration from this post.
EDIT: No, not even LAAAYGS would get people to care either. Remember that one tiktok with the roll out? Her bloody pussy pictures from the ER? Any strange fetish material or body-reveal (even if it were a bikini try on) would be forgotten as a novelty.
But really, Amber could NEVER. She posts fake weigh-ins from 3 months ago, Chantal is shaving her head RIGHT NOW in front of us. Both are cunts but Chantal never misrepresents herself to her audience (or when she tries, she gets quickly disproven). Chantal is the true bovine entertainer. The days where people would tell Chantal to keep Amber's name out of her mouth has all but reversed.
I really wonder what could bring her back besides getting skinny (by AIDS, definitely not by self discipline). It's not even fun to be an armchair psychologist to her anymore. No one cares about a Wifey reveal. People aren't going to spend the time to speculate about her boring ass life through her lies if there's a more fun cow showing up everyday as their truthful, mentally ill self.
Maybe if she posted a "candid" (staged) video of the binge monster filmed by Jade Francis. Maybe some couple fights a la Nickacado. But I doubt Amber could even feign being that honest. If she had kept doing lives, she probably could've faked chest pain and ran down the WebMD list of symptoms for a heart attack, say she's going to the emergency room, and quietly leave the room with the livestream on for a few minutes while the shekels rolled in before the live "mysteriously" ended from the battery on her phone "dying". Probably make a few follow ups about her new lease on life and failing diets all over again. The reality is, that "I have cancer" video was her peak, and it was about her facing death. The only things from then that could get her some attention for a brief moment of time are life threatening things. I don't mean a diabetes diagnosis or a limb getting removed, I mean half her face is fucked up from a stroke.
The Hail Mary option would be if TLC pushes Amy to be a "fat youtuber consultant" and does a Kentucky Kow Krossover. I think Amber could follow whatever gag order TLC would make her sign if it was only for a 1 or 2 episode appearance. BUT, Amber would have to be okay with TLC showing her as a hopeless irredeemable cunt at the end of the day (with many comparisons to Tammy, of course!). There would be a new audience never exposed to Amber. That cycle of newbies going from "I support you Amber" to disengaged and waiting for her to die would happen all over again.
Inb4 one of the hoodrats takes inspiration from this post.
EDIT: No, not even LAAAYGS would get people to care either. Remember that one tiktok with the roll out? Her bloody pussy pictures from the ER? Any strange fetish material or body-reveal (even if it were a bikini try on) would be forgotten as a novelty.
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