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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The only thing Apathetic faxx has done that I thought to be silly was calling Becky a "they" in the description box and the "Amberlynn and your PRIVILEGE *and wifey* IS SHOWING" video was poorly edited imo. Still, AF has been pretty darn good at showing off Amber's decline and adapting to editing in newer videos. AF's comment section used to have more flair; It's rather annoying that softies of haydur nation have migrated and it shows. They can't seem to understand that Amber won't listen to reason and are less partial to fat jokes.
Amberlynn is just trying to stir up attention. Everything has been relatively heresay, so far.
It's about the same as the Hyundai Accent that was 2/3+ capacity with Becky and Amber alone, not including their hauls in the back. Didn't the old car have issues from Big AL's fatass being on the passenger side, unevenly spreading the weight? It would take forever to accelerate from a stop and the body frame was damaged IIRC. I wonder how the CX-5 will hold up?
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Yes her previous car w/Becky was dragging on the passenger side and having problems there. Clearly because the 600 elbee beast shoved into the passenger seat was a detriment to the vehicle's suspension and other parts~
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When you get this fat does it make sledding more fun? You wouldn't even need a sled at that point, you already got enough cushion.
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First Charlie Gold's floating head, now Jade's floating arm. Feels like I'm watching frankennigger.
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Jade gropping Amber on camera and Amber leaving it in - just tacky
I wonder if now Jade has got a brand spanking new car she is going to drive all the way back to New York?
Just found out Wifey is on the lease!! She has got her feet under the table and Amber will not be able to kick her out as she is an equal - Jesus Christ Amber, if I didn't know better I would think that Jade was an exiled Nigerian Prince
I wonder if now Jade has got a brand spanking new car she is going to drive all the way back to New York?
Just found out Wifey is on the lease!! She has got her feet under the table and Amber will not be able to kick her out as she is an equal - Jesus Christ Amber, if I didn't know better I would think that Jade was an exiled Nigerian Prince
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Wait until Wipey pops out to fetch a food order... never to be seen again. There'll be a lot more than 6 miles on the clock when she drives it all the way home to NYC.
Sorry, I know nothing about cars. Someone in her YT comments said it's a 2022 Kia Stinger? I've had a quick look and they all look the same to me.
No way did Wipey buy this car. I know people who would do anything for their pet dogs, including letting them sleep on the bottom of their bed, but draw the line at letting them in their brand new car. A 500 pound (at least), stinking, unwashed hog in a brand new car I bought? Not a chance. Imagine the smell and state of the suspension after chauffeuring Fatty around for a month or two.
Fatty's scared of learning to drive? More like the fat cunt will NEVER be able to fit behind the wheel and turn it. Plus she's a middle and high school sped. Imagine the shame when she repeatedly fails her test.
I make that, after 30 days of dieteen, our gorl has gained 1 pound. Way to go, Fatty. So glad you've changed your greedy, binging ways. It must be down to all the support you've never had before.
I checked for a weigh-in for around that date and all I could find was a 518 pound one. It might be from another year, but I think she just fucked up the date, too.
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How long till Amber starts reppin a hood? Jeesus al do something exciting.. She needs a gangster name.. Im giving up. I come here out of autistic ritual but I cant justify it anyymore. Amber is over....
Lack of a better nickname
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Someone on reddit pointed out that during the last video weight in, her arm is on the counter,
EDIT: you could see the in the screen reflection that she is propping herself up
EDIT: you could see the in the screen reflection that she is propping herself up
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I cruise through to keep checking on our gorl out of habit BUT goddamn has Chantal been way more entertaining in the last 48 hours. Step your game up Amber, you're losing by miles right now
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How many times will she show Jades arm to get people to watch? Also, she lost 18 pounds this month, how exactly did that work? If I remember correctly it was around Thanksgiving she got out of the 490s and said she would never see that number again and yet here she is still in the 490s.
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The KIA stinger has similar interior red but differently sewn back seats.
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I could see Amber noticing people talking about Chantal buying expensive things for Nader, so now she goes Look at this new car!!!
Tit grabs in public ( or video ) is tasteless and low class. Do better, Jade.
Tit grabs in public ( or video ) is tasteless and low class. Do better, Jade.
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Yo did Density and the fridge break up?
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You're running a little late - yes
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A new car she could barely fit in...
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Actually yeah, what's with that? Normal sized people buy SUVs and such all the time. Is she really so insecure that buying a car she'd be comfortable in would hurt her ego THAT much? My goodness, living like that must be (on top of numerous other, obvious things) exhausting
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Not to mention with her weight, when bad weather hits, that car would become her death trap. Her anxiety would shoot through the roof in that scenario.
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Could she even fit in Kia Stinger? That car is gonna be fucked to hell and back in just a few months. 500+ lbs on the passenger's side of Wipey's new ride is gonna make that thing lopsided and suspension all wonked up. Ham is never going to learn to drive or get her license. She just bought her new butler the Lardmobile to chauffeur her fat ass around to go touch all the things with her Hamburger Helper mitts at Target and Wommart. I hope Wipey put the car in her name and rides off into the sunset with it and abandons Hamass, but I know that's wishful thinking.
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Reminds me of her being "proud" to own a ton of makeup that she never used. I guess that unused makeup fits right inwith the food in that fridge she'll never eat and that will have to be discarded.
She can't lift her leg to fit in an SUV or van. I don't even know that she could get herself up a regular stool to get in. She barely makes it up a stair step.
I wonder if at the right speed and angle and other perfect conditions how it would go if her body would disintegrate better against the roof, or better if she was suddenly propelled at/through the windowshield. Since she refuses to buy a seatbelt extender, as we know.