🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Larry&Barry said:
tbf that upper roll is her arm
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I think they're referring to the first real roll - I guess that would be her back/side tits (maybe? WTF do we call that roll?).


Says the WLS appointment was canceled, and we all know she's the one who canceled it. Says she was "definitely reschedule that", blathers on, but she dropped the term "famous" in there while talking about that. I guess her caretaker is envisioning TV as Big Al's path to earning more. I put the odds of anyone being interested in featuring Big Al for TV after watching her videos at 500-1. Even if she beat those odds, her odds of being noncompliant with the WLS' program I'd put at 2-1. No, I take that back. I'd put it as 1-1.

Shows the open laygos box, all the bags and their numbers. Paws at the instruction manual, declares it the biggest she's ever seen. Does step one of the piano laygos, stops, shows it on camera without any context at all. Guess she got tired from that physical and mental workout.

Says she's been journaleeen since last June. Finally filled up one journal out of however many she's wastefully bought over the years, has moved on to another and is "so proud" of herself that she's kept it up. Claims it's helping her so much with muh mentalz.

Whoever is being paid to act as her gf appears, but just the arms, trying to circle Big Al's fat body and failing, stymied by 600 pounds of lardass with a 3+ foot circumference.

A stupid bit with her sitting in her chair and raising the standing desk with the camera on it. Wow, nobody has ever done anything like that before! Maybe you should submit your short film for Oscar consideration for such bold directorial moves like that.

Opens a bark box, displays all the stuff in it, gives Twinkie a treat. Twinkie looks to be doing a lot better than your fat ass, so I guess we should give thanks to your home health caretaker for taking her out on walks, anyway. So, thanks for that, Jade - and I mean that sincerely, by the way.

Keeps fluctuating on the scale, because she doesn't pay attention to what she's eating and doesn't really want to lose weight anyway - and I have commented previously, and will no doubt comment again, if she would just admit she has no intention of losing any significant weight, I'd have an iota respect for that. Live your fat fucking life, fatty. That way when you open the Starbucks you had delivered (and claim you "forgot" what you ordered). you can just do your foodgasm bit for the feeders and wax rapturous about how it all tastes and how you think you invented the idea of a giant cup of lemonade with a pump of vanilla in it, all while stuffing your mouth with the completely unremarkable cake pop and a mass produced scone.

Nothing has changed. Nothing will change, except for the channel continuing to die a slow motion death.

ETA: BTW, total clickbait on the title of the vid. She doesn't mention marriage a single time. Pretty sure YT frowns on that sort of thing, fatass. Remember that video you got taken down, because you put something about spilling the tea, or real tea, in the title, and that was nowhere to be found in the video? Then you whined about how YT made a mistake - but you reuploaded it without any tea in the title, because you knew exactly what the problem was. You'll be lucky if someone doesn't report you for this one.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Remember that video you got taken down, because you put something about spilling the tea, or real tea, in the title, and that was nowhere to be found in the video? Then you whined about how YT made a mistake - but you reuploaded it without any tea in the title, because you knew exactly what the problem was. You'll be lucky if someone doesn't report you for this one.
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Yes, that video was uploaded on August 19, 2019, with the title "grwm | all the tea" and was reuploaded as this:
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And just for fun (and because Amber refuses to upload anything good anymore) here's the archive for your entertainment:
 
ADHD said:
Yes, that video was uploaded on August 19, 2019, with the title "grwm | all the tea" and was reuploaded as this:
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My hero!

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And just for fun (and because Amber refuses to upload anything good anymore) here's the archive for your entertainment:
20190819 grwm _ all the tea.mp4
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This whole ting reminds me of the slow collapse of a star into a black hole. The move to Lexington really did start sucking in everything that was interesting about the channel into that gravity well, never to be seen again.

I caught another Amberism, but I can't figure out wtf she she was trying to say. (Cued)

"I've just started eating 'practively' less."

That adveb there make no sense at all. And where did she get this obsolete word anyhow? She did the same thing not too long ago - used an obsolete word while talking about something. Now it's making me wonder if she got a word a day calendar for xmas or her birthday and she's trying hard to mash the words into her videos if she can. Or her caretaker is just tossing random old words at her to try to teach her something. Good luck with that.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
My hero!



This whole ting reminds me of the slow collapse of a star into a black hole. The move to Lexington really did start sucking in everything that was interesting about the channel into that gravity well, never to be seen again.

I caught another Amberism, but I can't figure out wtf she she was trying to say. (Cued)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BqQd0sxb7-k:120
"I've just started eating 'practively' less."

That adveb there make no sense at all. And where did she get this obsolete word anyhow? She did the same thing not too long ago - used an obsolete word while talking about something. Now it's making me wonder if she got a word a day calendar for xmas or her birthday and she's trying hard to mash the words into her videos if she can. Or her caretaker is just tossing random old words at her to try to teach her something. Good luck with that.
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Maybe ‘practically/actively eating less’, or ‘proactively’ with a dispeckful turn?
 
SodiumGhost said:
damn ya'll so ready to believe Amber its impressive
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Not blindly believing every rumour about Amber being a shitty person =/= believing Amber. We know that Amber is a liar and fantasist. This is well documented. We also know that because she is so universally disliked it's easy to make YT community posts about ALR boolyeeeen poor little compilation channels and be showered with praise and sympathy.
 
If you minus Amber's big fat face you can clearly make out our fellow Jade Francis. It's the way she ties back her hair, which is the giveaway. Also Jade has a very unique skin tone so you can match easily.

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Glad she is living out her dream being a channel manager for a has been lolcow. Love that for you!
 
Why the Hell would someone young and active get mixed up with Fatty? All of her 'hobbies' involve her sitting on her fat, shit-caked ass, all day long - coloreen, dot-to-dot, paint by numbers, scrapbookeen, expert laygoes, boardgames and journaleen - which she has done for (supposeably) hundreds of days - X to doubt.
It's not like Wipey didn't know. Hamber has been the same since day 1. All that's changed is she has got less and less active, somehow.
All the jounaleen helps with her mentulz, but she has been 'depressed' for months now... which is strange seeing as Wipey makes her so happy and gives her more support than she's ever had.
Only 2 things have changed since Wipey turned up:-
1) Fatty looks cleaner than she has in ages, but this is starting to slip and the poop-bun is making guest appearances
2) Wipey is badly managing the YT channel, but Fatty cannot get rid of her ass-wiper-in-chief, so this is the sumtheen she is goeen thru.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Why the Hell would someone young and active get mixed up with Fatty? All of her 'hobbies' involve her sitting on her fat, shit-caked ass, all day long - coloreen, dot-to-dot, paint by numbers, scrapbookeen, expert laygoes, boardgames and journaleen - which she has done for (supposeably) hundreds of days - X to doubt.
It's not like Wipey didn't know. Hamber has been the same since day 1. All that's changed is she has got less and less active, somehow.
All the jounaleen helps with her mentulz, but she has been 'depressed' for months now... which is strange seeing as Wipey makes her so happy and gives her more support than she's ever had.
Only 2 things have changed since Wipey turned up:-
1) Fatty looks cleaner than she has in ages, but this is starting to slip and the poop-bun is making guest appearances
2) Wipey is badly managing the YT channel, but Fatty cannot get rid of her ass-wiper-in-chief, so this is the sumtheen she is goeen thru.
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Over achievers like to retire early so she picked The Henry Retirement Village as the place to do so.
 

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No one wakes up like, 'Gosh, I'm so sick of all these earrings!' You think, 'I need money..hmm..what can I sell?' Times must be getting really tough, again. *Maybe this time around, Amber will discover flat rate boxes.
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She'd get more bang for her buck selling lego sets. Could probably even get more than she paid for the sets that are sold out.
 
It's just bait to get reaction channels talking again. Her content is so uninteresting I can't even watch AF anymore. In less than 30 days she has click-baited "Am I engaged." At this point, it's just fucking sad.
 
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That's cute, Amber. Maybe you can resurrect your channel by becoming yet another Foodie Beauty reactor.
 
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