🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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No, Amber, I couldn't give less of a shit about this. What I would be interested in is a video where you react to this thread, since that thread says a lot more about why you were taken from your parents than anything you would say on your own.
 
She's already accidentally debunked most of her tales of her childhood.

She was passed from foster home to foster home? Smells like bullshit, the timeline she gives implies she got taken from her parents and was plopped into foster care quite quickly.

She says her teenage years were rebellious (drinking/HANDJOBS TO BOYS IN THE CINEMA etc) despite her being sheltered, fat and without friends. How did you manage to live such a rebellious (and totally traumatic/troubled) teenhood? The entirety of her existence as an actual child is messed up because of her lying about the timeline of her brothers, when they were born/adopted/almost died/beat her.
She even lies about the availability of food, we've all seen she was fucking fat back then.

The way I see it, she lived with shit neglectful parents (still had clean clothes and plenty of food) and somehow all the kids were taken (cos drugs and neglect), she soon found her way into a foster family and from then on was pampered and sheltered whilst being called ''Fat Amber'' at school.

She does what a lot of foster kids do, she notices the sympathy and treatment she gets from BEING a foster kid and decides to milk it for all it's worth. Granted, a lot do come from horrific situations and are troubled but not all of them.

I'd like to know where this window was for her being passed around different families.
She could also try and explain how she managed to be a part of all of these important dance competitions, football matches and practices if during her youth if she was indeed being constantly moved from group home to group home or foster family to foster family.

You don't become as entitled and arrogant as Fatty unless the majority of your life you have been coddled and spoilt rotten. Any sob story she tells us is most likely made-up or greatly exaggerated. Bitch can't even keep her sexuality story straight. Totes a lesbian from day one and she knew it BUT she pretends to be sexually involved with boys AND gets upset because the lads at school didn't like her.
 
Yeah, the constantly evolving time-frames of Amber's "emotional" and "traumatic" make no sense at all. I am year 6 into following this behemoth and still cannot figure it out. All I know is I wouldn't piss on methmom even if she was on fire. I think Tammy just took her in and that's it because she did not even enter the foster system young, she was like 13.

I am glad the milk on this cow has run dry, bitch deserves to panic because she is a pretty horrid person like Chantal.
 
Cataloons said:
To put this in perspective, a certain kiwi (ahem) who has very large hands for a lady wears a 7.25 US size of their ring finger, and a 9 US size as a thumb ring. It's not unrealistic for an average man to wear a 9 US on their ring finger. ALR's fingers seem to be the last in a long line of body parts that have grown large beyond human capacity.
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Nobody talking how fat beck's ham hocks are. She's a 10, thats half a fucking size smaller than Ambers 10 and a half ring. Disgusting. You'd have to give those things an acid bath before it's wearable and sanitised I don't want to imagine where they've been
 
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dfranki723 said:
She's already accidentally debunked most of her tales of her childhood.

She was passed from foster home to foster home? Smells like bullshit, the timeline she gives implies she got taken from her parents and was plopped into foster care quite quickly.

She says her teenage years were rebellious (drinking/HANDJOBS TO BOYS IN THE CINEMA etc) despite her being sheltered, fat and without friends. How did you manage to live such a rebellious (and totally traumatic/troubled) teenhood? The entirety of her existence as an actual child is messed up because of her lying about the timeline of her brothers, when they were born/adopted/almost died/beat her.
She even lies about the availability of food, we've all seen she was fucking fat back then.

The way I see it, she lived with shit neglectful parents (still had clean clothes and plenty of food) and somehow all the kids were taken (cos drugs and neglect), she soon found her way into a foster family and from then on was pampered and sheltered whilst being called ''Fat Amber'' at school.

She does what a lot of foster kids do, she notices the sympathy and treatment she gets from BEING a foster kid and decides to milk it for all it's worth. Granted, a lot do come from horrific situations and are troubled but not all of them.

I'd like to know where this window was for her being passed around different families.
She could also try and explain how she managed to be a part of all of these important dance competitions, football matches and practices if during her youth if she was indeed being constantly moved from group home to group home or foster family to foster family.

You don't become as entitled and arrogant as Fatty unless the majority of your life you have been coddled and spoilt rotten. Any sob story she tells us is most likely made-up or greatly exaggerated. Bitch can't even keep her sexuality story straight. Totes a lesbian from day one and she knew it BUT she pretends to be sexually involved with boys AND gets upset because the lads at school didn't like her.
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Didn't she say once that her foster family took her to Disney World and she wore the wrong shoes so her foster mom gave her own shoes to Amber?

That was nice if them, foster care must have been terrible for her.

Edit: Added Snark
 
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Disneyland, soccer Team Blue champion, all the award winning choreogriffing, her hip hop dance team...Sounds like she just had it the worst. I think the fact that her fat ass always had access to food and was obese from birth was the worse that happened to her. Food was her babysitter while her parents were drugging it up. I doubt foster care was anything bad for her. The worst that happened was being put on Weight Watchers and being made to drink skim melk.
 
Just like the story of how she saved her brothers life. First of all she has said he was taken right after birth and placed in a closed adoption. She has changed her age a few times and the age she was didn't add up to the age he would have been. She has said he was crying and that is why she checked on him, but has also said he was blue and limp and not breathing. If you're crying you're breathing.

Same with her so-called dancing career. She was an award winning hip-hop dancer/choreographer. Entered competitions five times and won first place four times and second place once. And everyone clapped and screamed her name (she actually said that.)

I just finished that new video that went over her time with Krystal and it was pretty eye opening. Krystal is sick, but poor Amber, she is the one emotional because Krystal is sick. She would admit she lied about something and then go on and on about how she isn't a liar and can't physically do it. After just admitting she lied, but it's not her fault because she has a disease (eating disorder) that makes her lie.
 
On one of the first ever videos about this family mess;

Amber once stated she was the oldest of the four children. Amber, Tony, Jonathan and finally James.

She once stated she was 8 years old when her mum got pregnant with the 3rd child, which should be Jonathan.

Amber claims she took on the role of 'Mother' at 9 years old.

In Ambers 3rd Grade (Average 8 years old) she was notified she was being put into foster care along with "one brother" but her "littlest littlest brother" (Jonathan possibly?) was going to a separate home.

After a year in foster care she claims that "her brother" (doesn't elaborate which) is being put into closed adoption. She states this was 12 years ago in a video which I believe is from the first year or so of her channel.

At 12 years old she claims she went back to her parents. Claims there was a 2 year long trial through the courts involved in the decision making. In this 2 years is when she claims she joined the wrong crowd and started smoking cannabis. Her brother (still no idea which one) apparently started hitting her through this period. Also during the2 year trial, she claims her parents drug use climbed to new unprecedented levels. At this point, even though things are worse than ever and the court hasn't made a decision, they are all living in a trailer together.

This is the point where she claims she went into a mental health care facility against her will.

"Somewhere in my younger years" states Amber before stating that another child was born, presumably this will be James. Went into closed adoption same day as being born.

One day she was in school. Grade not stated. Said she never went to school then states she went to school but didn't care or do anything. She gets called to the office once again to get taken into adoption with her brother. No word on if this is Tony who was fostered with her or Jonathan she never saw again or James who was fostered on day one.

This is when she claims she text (so owned a mobile phone by this point) her 'friend' saying she wishes she could live with her and her family. Dramatically in no time this apparently happens and she moves in with this 'friend'.

Now we switch to a far more recent video from the Livestream era;

She claims one of the brothers contacts her out of the blue on Facebook asking how he can contact his mum. Somehow finds Amber, even though he apparently didn't know he had a sister but can't find his mum despite knowing her name. This was apparently the "something super crazy happened" from around the time she tries Jenny Kuh-reg again. She ends up on a video call with her whole family with this brother who has appeared and it has her balleen with tears. He waited until he was 18 to contact her. So this is unlikely to be Tony as he'd be 23 at this point. She then mentions that her brother who is soon to get out of prison is 29 at this point, this is the brother who looks like Wolmart Discount Post Malone.

At this point she claims the missing brother is Johnathan. Jonathan is supposed to be the brother whose life she saved, 3rd child.

She then claims that Jonathans name was changed to James by the foster family.

So Johnathan is missing and she hasn't seen him for years. But James got told he was adopted at 18 and met Amber through the video call.

No idea at this point which James is which and which James is Johnathan. But apparently Johnathan (James) probably doesn't know he is adopted so never got in touch.

She states she would like to meet Johnathan (renamed James by foster parents) and she believes he should be 19 years old at this point.

So I'm two videos in of Amber talking about this and I feel out of my depth. Only person more confused about this timeline than me must be Amber herself.
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
Some kind of infection or cyst in her urachus due to her super megadeath morbid obesity and horrible hygene most likely.

Or if you want the official technical medical diagnosis: FAT
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Infection in a urachal cyst or sinus isn't that uncommon, and symptoms can include signs of chronic or recurring urinary tract infection, such as painful urination or blood in the urine. The umbilicus may also become tender or purulent.

Here's an image of the umbilicus in a patient with an infected urachal cyst. Now add 600 lb, conceal it in dark 'n yeasty fold moment, and you'll have a general idea of what Amberlynn's bellybutton situation type deal looked like.
 
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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Just like the story of how she saved her brothers life. First of all she has said he was taken right after birth and placed in a closed adoption. She has changed her age a few times and the age she was didn't add up to the age he would have been. She has said he was crying and that is why she checked on him, but has also said he was blue and limp and not breathing. If you're crying you're breathing.

Same with her so-called dancing career. She was an award winning hip-hop dancer/choreographer. Entered competitions five times and won first place four times and second place once. And everyone clapped and screamed her name (she actually said that.)
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I was in a relationship with a sociopathic narc, which didn't end well for me, but one day I managed to get a 'honest' answer from them for once... Apparently, all this award winning etc is what they WANT to happen, not what did happen. So in their mind it becomes their truth and they will defend their truth with everything they have. My narc got the highest exam results in the whole school and the head/principal announced it in front of everyone and everyone clapped and cheered - sound familiar?
They only have 2 stories - victim or hero. All feel sorry for them and forgive them and make allowances because of their hard life or shower them with praise and adulation because they are so talented and better than everyone else.
Don't forget the story when Fatty and her brother were flying to visit, I think, Methmom and Fatty was taken aside and told she would have to pay for an extra seat due to her size. She never had to do that before (because she had never been so fat before) and was cryeen as she rang her foster mom. Foster mom bought her an extra seat there and then - she shudda just told the fat fuck it's her fault and to lose some weight, but no, an extra seat paid for straight away. What a hard life out dainty princess had. Amber lahs.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
I just finished that new video that went over her time with Krystal and it was pretty eye opening. Krystal is sick, but poor Amber, she is the one emotional because Krystal is sick. She would admit she lied about something and then go on and on about how she isn't a liar and can't physically do it. After just admitting she lied, but it's not her fault because she has a disease (eating disorder) that makes her lie.
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The drycrying over Krystal having an ulcer in her throat being one of the worst things ever to happen to Amber was So Fucking Amber.
 
People have been asking amberlynn for her entire YouTube career to talk about her foster experience. I’ve always thought there was a bunch of holes in her story and that’s why she never spoke on it. She’s a pathological liar and unfortunately for her she has thousands of videos that she would never weed thru to fact check herself. There are tons of compilation channels that do have the time to do that tho so we shall see..
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
I was in a relationship with a sociopathic narc, which didn't end well for me, but one day I managed to get a 'honest' answer from them for once... Apparently, all this award winning etc is what they WANT to happen, not what did happen. So in their mind it becomes their truth and they will defend their truth with everything they have. My narc got the highest exam results in the whole school and the head/principal announced it in front of everyone and everyone clapped and cheered - sound familiar?
They only have 2 stories - victim or hero. All feel sorry for them and forgive them and make allowances because of their hard life or shower them with praise and adulation because they are so talented and better than everyone else.
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100% accurate when it comes to Our Gorl. One minute Amber is the popular Blue Soccer Team star and literally all singing and all dancing popular bad girl smoking and drinking and giving out handjobs like sweeties, the next she's a poor tragic lonely figured being bullied and pilloried for her weight and who was spat at by boys. She was also moved from pillar to post and is retarded because she didn't spend any length of time at any one school because of constantly moving foster families, yet somehow still well known enough to teaching staff for them to push her into studying "criminal justice" because of her towering intellect, and she writes the kind of deep, soulful poetry that would make Sylvia Plath weep with envy.

Amber probably saw some teen movie where the bullied main character won over the hearts of her classmates with her hidden talent for dancing and/or beautiful singing voice or some bullshit and suddenly everyone loved her and took that plot and ran with it. Everyone LOVES her writing. It's everyone else who's at fault for being too shallow to look past Amber's weight and see the true prodigy beneath. It's nothing to do with her being completely unremarkable apart from being fat on the internet, and even then she's as boring as fuck without her supporting cast. She was seething when Destiny told that story about her cousin (?) being on the soccer team and Amber just HAD to let us all know that she too played "real" soccer despite being 300 ell bees at age 11 and couldn't run for a fucking bus never mind the length of a football pitch. SHE has to be the most special, because textbook narc.

TL; DR: She really, truly believes she is this brilliant talent and it eats her up that no one else is able to appreciate it.
 
Amber admits to being a retard that didn't put a case or screen protector on her phone

What she got:

  • Generic Chinese brand Air Fryer
  • Generic Chinese brand Kabuki makeup brush
  • Ugly as sin "rainbow" snakeskin phone case and screen protector
  • Generic Chinese brand lip gloss (two types, in Honey and Rosehip flavors)
  • NYX liquid eyeliner
  • Generic Chinese brand magnetic eyelash kit
  • A Skinnytaste cookbook "because she was wasting most of the Hello Fresh meals"
  • Maybelline foundation (bitch didn't even order the right foundation color lmao)
  • Another fucking journal
  • Dog treats for Twinkie
  • Ugly af animal head pens (one is a pig lol)
  • A bag of Japanese Kit Kats

You're welcome
 
ConsumerLyn being the ultimate consoomer:

I don't wash my brushes, I just buy new ones - I guess when you buy shit, generic brushes you can afford to do this but please, how much have you contributed to landfill??

You can take Fat Amber out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of Fat Amber.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
ConsumerLyn being the ultimate consoomer:

I don't wash my brushes, I just buy new ones - I guess when you buy shit, generic brushes you can afford to do this but please, how much have you contributed to landfill??

You can take Fat Amber out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of Fat Amber.
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She doesn't even wash herself, you think she's gonna wash cheapo chink make up brushes when she can just consoom on Amazon??

And has Amber never seen anything holographic before? OMG GASP COLOUR TO NO COLOUR STUNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN she actually sounds fucking handicapped. 🎩
 
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