🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Eh I wait for the reaction channels, I'll never give fat amber a view, adblock or not, i know the view count is an ego thing for her.
 
FatalTater said:
That coffee has to be made awful on purpose to get people interacting with her channel to tell her how bad it is. Sugar free syrups and Truvia, plus whipped cream? IN COFFEE!?

Just get a Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai. It's not low calorie but it's tasty and has lots of protein.

Vitamin D works like a charm? For what? What does it do for her? I'm not doubting she needs it but what was a weird thing to say without any more info.
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The vitamin D is probably to prevent osteoporosis since she's a fat menopausal bitch.
 
FatalTater said:
That coffee has to be made awful on purpose to get people interacting with her channel to tell her how bad it is. Sugar free syrups and Truvia, plus whipped cream? IN COFFEE!?
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Tinfoil hat theory: she is broke af and cant order starbucks on a whim anymore so shes into doing that whole "starbucks at home" shit people do when they cant afford the real thing but cant just go without and save money.
She gets her sugar fix and feels like a frugal #girlboss.
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UwU "for anyone wondering its 100 calories"
The fuck it is.
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We know she doesn't drink coffee but to prove people wrong shes made it a personality trait that will only go away when the speculation dies down.


FatalTater said:
Just get a Bolthouse Farms Vanilla Chai. It's not low calorie but it's tasty and has lots of protein.
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Those are delicious. She will want 4.

FatalTater said:
Vitamin D works like a charm? For what? What does it do for her? I'm not doubting she needs it but what was a weird thing to say without any more info.
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www.healthline.com

Vitamin D Deficiency: Symptoms, Treatments, Causes and More

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The bitch just wont go outside 😒
 
Yeaaaaaaah. I mean it probably tastes good but I think calling it "coffee" is using that term very fast and loose.
 
I'm more and more convinced Jade is actually some sort of hired help when I think about it, and one that is probably pretty smart for taking on this job. Her patient just needs her to essentially come in, and bring food, and likely bring garbage outside. She likely walks Twinkie some, and then is off again. Hamber is non compliant with medical treatments; so she isn't giving shots etc I suspect. She also likely isn't working through any sort of medical program, but just one of those programs for those with mobility issues. Some churches sponsor them, but they are fairly common outside of church help. Not to mention Hamber would pay for it out of pocket; lie, and try to spin a web of lies.

As for the Cubii; they aren't just for seniors, they are great for office worker types etc, and doctors recommend them for people with restless leg syndrome. But Hamber I think got it because of some sort of legitimate health scare again. I can't figure out how she'd spend the money outside of it. Unless this is her legit trying to prep for seeing a weight loss specialist, which is very unlikely. But her spending 300+ on not food? Some thing must be up.

Also I remember bleeding gunthole. Tell me that is the exploding belly button, not some thing else horrific to discover in the backthread?
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
Did anyone find a medical description for this?
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She never said. It was a medical mystery! It was bleeding and oozing and she made Becky take her to two different ERs over a weekend because she wasn't satisfied with the treatment she got at the first one. The official diagnosis was that it happens to skinny people too.

I think she made a three part clickbait series out of it.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
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228k in a week is not good, she needs 250k consistently to break even. In her last round-up, she lost over 500k views, which is a lot that is 40% of her monthly viewership. So concurrently anything more is dangerous because it just snowballs and is impossible to recover from.

We will see more threatening to leave Youtube videos soon.
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She needs to spill some tea or add new characters. I personally want the tea on
what happened with her and Dusty.
 
Mom_Is_A_Problem said:
She needs to spill some tea or add new characters. I personally want the tea on
what happened with her and Dusty.
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Why? All she's going to do is obfuscate and say that "Nothing happened. Destiny and Dana are no longer muh frens, okay you guuuys?"
 
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