🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It's a fucking Mike's
 
Didn't she say she shouldn't drink because it "makes her gain weight" lmao I'm assuming she barely lost weight again.
 
I would pee myself to death before the alcohol could build up enough to even get a buzz going. LOL nice try Poserlynn.
 
Wow, look at that! 31 years old and pretending to be drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade! I'm sure the teenagers from TikTok are very impressed.
 
You know it's weird how much she claims she drank as a teenager to "rebel" but she has SUCH a low tolerance for alcohol she gets drunk off like a glass of wine especially at her size?? when it can take like 4-5 drinks for someone about 200 lbs to get drunk.
 
Andre the Giant weighed in at 520lbs/236kg and some of the stories about how much he had to drink just to get a buzz on were pretty amazing. I get that he's a guy and their tolerance is higher but still an interesting point of reference.

I think Andre's record was over 150 beers in one sitting. Jake the Snake also confirmed he was so big he had to shit in the bath.
 
Hambeast lynn is over 500 pounds, a 6 pack of mikes hard is 4 pounds. Even if mikes was 100% alcohol (its 5%) her blood alcohol content would just barely be reaching .08% (the bottom of the "drunk" scale)

Liar lynn so lonely she has to pretend to have a fun time being a sad drunk! Love that for her!
 
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My Cat Is Racist said:
Andre the Giant weighed in at 520lbs/236kg and some of the stories about how much he had to drink just to get a buzz on were pretty amazing. I get that he's a guy and their tolerance is higher but still an interesting point of reference.

I think Andre's record was over 150 beers in one sitting. Jake the Snake also confirmed he was so big he had to shit in the bath.
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Andre's BMI was only 47. Amber's is about double that.
 
Pearlxx said:
You know it's weird how much she claims she drank as a teenager to "rebel" but she has SUCH a low tolerance for alcohol she gets drunk off like a glass of wine especially at her size?? when it can take like 4-5 drinks for someone about 200 lbs to get drunk.
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She just pretends to be drunk because it's cool and quirky.
 
Maybe she's trying to prove she had such a super fun and exciting evening, look at her celebrating New Years Eve. Having the time of her life! Becky and Dusty WISH they were living as lasciviously as Hamber.
 
Black-coffee-queen said:
More like a basic white teenager. Sounds like it’s what is known in the UK as an alcoho-pop. A very sweet sofa like drink with a little bit of alcohol in it. She is such a baby! Get a real drink! Isn’t she in her 30’s?
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Nothing says "I am a sophisticated woman" than trying to get drunk on alcopop like a 16-year-old teen.

The fact that she was doing editing on the evening of New year's day means that she was alone for the New Year celebration. Jade had better things to do in NYC than to be in Lexington. Such a great girlfriend.

The video views for the last 30 days are now down to 771,767, so less than 800k views. This is almost half of her November views. As a comparison, in December 2020, her views were over 2.3M video views or three times more. There will be no January holiday this year for Amber.
 
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