🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Just looked back to see what Fatty claimed to weigh at the start of this year, btw that's fucking depressing, when you realize you've watched every one of them. I think my resolution for 2022 must be to get out more.
Anyways, on the 7th January she was 526.8 pounds with no scale shown. She decided she was going to be positive with ‘I am going to lose 100 pounds’ and ‘It’s going to happen’.
Sounds like she's bribed Wipey to come back with a new car, so Fatty's excited for her Target visits.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Just looked back to see what Fatty claimed to weigh at the start of this year, btw that's fucking depressing, when you realize you've watched every one of them. I think my resolution for 2022 must be to get out more.
Anyways, on the 7th January she was 526.8 pounds with no scale shown. She decided she was going to be positive with ‘I am going to lose 100 pounds’ and ‘It’s going to happen’.
Sounds like she's bribed Wipey to come back with a new car, so Fatty's excited for her Target visits.
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So rounding (becuase fuck these decimals) shes lost about 40lbs this year. Which is maybe three pounds a month.. jesus.. tell me you're committing the slowest su.cide possible without saying it.
 
The .01 and other retarded bullshit Hamber pulls means nothing. Let idiots "cry" over it.

No mercy.

Fat fucktard is still fat LAAAAHING fucktard. Go suck one of her massive fupa folds with yer fake sympathetic cryin.

No shit. We have a tard being more retarded than the cow.

Daphuq?

Meh.
 
I don't know who the fuck Abbey Shart is, but I clicked that video and immediately said fuck this shit I'm out and clicked right on outta there. I'd rather watch compilations with bleeped out "moments" or reactions to Hambutt's bullshit while being assaulted with "ma'ams" and faggotry.
 
Awww Amber is all alone for Christmas...
Before she would entice her "friends" with money, and it worked for a long time, but now that option isn't reliable anymore. Views are down = money is down = "friends" have left the building.
Jade has her own income and isn't reliant on Amber as the previous characters

2022 is gonna be a shit show and I can't wait
 
Her besties and Wipey may have had to leave her at Christmas but they'll totally definitely 100% be planning a big surprise for their beloved gorl's birthday to make up for it, right? ...right??
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Her besties and Wipey may have had to leave her at Christmas but they'll totally definitely 100% be planning a big surprise for their beloved gorl's birthday to make up for it, right? ...right??
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That sounds as likely as Amber consistently losing 89 elbees. :story:
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Her besties and Wipey may have had to leave her at Christmas but they'll totally definitely 100% be planning a big surprise for their beloved gorl's birthday to make up for it, right? ...right??
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Well, we could understand why she would not be invited for Christmas Eve. She live so far and having Becky drive at night returning her home is not that convenient. We also can understand why she was not invited on Christmas Day to Becky’s family. Who invites your ex especially if she is not very well liked? For her birthday though, they could go to the flat, bringing a cake and flowers during the daytime, stay a couple of hours and call it a day. If they did not, it will show us that Amber has indeed no friends.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Well, we could understand why she would not be invited for Christmas Eve. She live so far and having Becky drive at night returning her home is not that convenient. We also can understand why she was not invited on Christmas Day to Becky’s family. Who invites your ex especially if she is not very well liked? For her birthday though, they could go to the flat, bringing a cake and flowers during the daytime, stay a couple of hours and call it a day. If they did not, it will show us that Amber has indeed no friends.
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Unless she offers to pay them, I can't see any of them showing up. Her relationships are always transactional.
 
From what I remember of Amber's socialblade numbers last year and what I saw on it this year, she's not making nearly as much money now. Wonder how that's going to impact her life and how she's going to spin it for her ever-dwindling audience so it looks like she's winning.
 
GoodFattyDeadFatty said:
-Less uploads because muh mentals
-Lost 0.8 elbees

There, I saved you 6 minutes of your life
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I've ranted enough about those damn decimals, but fuck it's obnoxious. She's a 500 pound land whale, She lost nothing. She probably weighed in the morning instead of afternoon, or had 1 less drink.

Turd Fergusson said:
Amber feels in her gut and in her heart that she is cancer-free.
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Gotta love an arrogant-lynn moment. Just like her intuitive eating, she knows her body y'all!

lostinwoods said:
Awww Amber is all alone for Christmas...
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She has tons of new friends and a local gf who is definitely not wipey. They just don't want to be on camera. Or in the same room. Or in the same zip code. But yep, tons of new friends who totally exist!
 
Happy Birthday Fatty!
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FatalTater said:
From what I remember of Amber's socialblade numbers last year and what I saw on it this year, she's not making nearly as much money now. Wonder how that's going to impact her life and how she's going to spin it for her ever-dwindling audience so it looks like she's winning.
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The video views for the last 30 days are now down to 924,456. She will be less than 900k fairly soon.

Her last video "am I engaged" has now 46k views after 3 days. Apathetic faxX has 76k views reacting to the same video. People clearly would rather watch reaction channels than her. With these numbers, Amber is likely making not more than $2,500 gross a month, $2,000 after taxes which would barely pay for her fixed expenses. She cannot take January off anymore.
 
I wonder if she bought herself a new shit stick and a barrel of drain unblocker? Nah...she just had the entire Cheesecake Factory menu delivered and will soon be in a food induced coma.
She claimed she would still be posting a weigh-in video on Wednesday, so she will cry off or use it as a pity party/guilt trip for Wipey leaving her alone.
If she puts her 'genuine' weight out there in the first half of January, I fully expected her to be in the 520-530 range, which will mean she has maintained for a year. After all her breaking the cycle, exercises, 30 min dog walks, stair climbing, calorie counting, but most of all - the support she has had for the first time in her life, she will still be the same.
 
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