🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Let's be honest, she's probably obsessing over that .8 of a pound because she's afraid she has now gotten too thin. Remember, 500lb+ Amber thinks she's pretty.
 
sorry but you're telling me on December 1st she was 491.4 and today she's BARELY lost 2 lbs in three weeks??? and she's "happy"???/ because she's "in the 480s"???????????? after 3 weeks?????????/
 
FickleFuck said:
And fatty be clickbaiting hard. Got the crocodile teary thumbnail and clickbaity ass title. Oh how the super mega morbidly obese has fallen.
Edit: Because I watched Apathetic Fax Machine's video. Fatass is just having a hissy fit/tantrum 'cause she ain't getting her way and her blackie doesn't cave to her shit. Haha! Go Home Alone yourself all the Ben and Jerrys and get fucked, ya filthy animal.
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Let's just laugh at Hambo together 🤣
Hambo's video:
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Apathetic FaxX's:
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FupaCitySheriff said:
Don't waste your time watching this absolute shit. Fatty 'lost' ONE pound this week.
Since Thanksgiving, her December weigh-ins have been;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.2 = -0.4 pounds (in this video she claims 491.4 pounds)
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound

She cannot even tell the truth from one weigh in to the next, about the weight she was. There is a difference in last weeks video to this one, of 0.2 pounds, which is nothing to normal people, but this 500 pound whale is using that 0.2 to prove she has totally changed and really is losing weight this time. She is claiming to 'lose' hardly anything, so much so, I would imagine she's just making it up.

Revised weights from when she forgets what she claimed to weigh;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.4 = -0.2 pounds OR 491..2 = -0.4 pounds
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound OR -0.8 pounds

Either way, since Thanksgiving, this 500 pound fat cunt has lost 3 pounds in 3 weeks.
What a lying, useless, lazy, fat, manipulative cunt.
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22 Dec = -0.8 pounds
In the last 3 weeks Fatty's lost 2 pounds
In the last 4 weeks Fatty's lost 3.8 pounds
Less than 1 pound per week for 4 weeks at 500 pounds is not a diet.
I would imagine the 'weight loss' is due to her weighing herself later in the day and so her being a little dehydrated. One drink and she gained for that week.
Don't forget she 'exercises', walks the dog for 30 minutes, climbs flights of stairs and eats healthily with only the odd bad day.
LYING FAT FUCKER
 
It's all so amusing. Seriously. Point zero dot shit is some kind of milestone which the world will rejoice in her success!

The laughable part is she truly believes this and wants the long lost asspats for it.

Secret message to Hamber... PM me when you drop a hunnit and I will give you a shelf-ass pat. Till then? Ya, fuck right off with your fat miserable self. You ain’t fooling anybody no more.
 
I watched Apathetic Faxx's video and the recaps of the last video Amber did had me noticing something.
Amber said she knows that the holidays are a time when people tend to gain weight.
Does Amber realize that people gain weight at the holidays because of all the social gatherings that center around food, NOT because they sat alone in their apartments hogging down enough greasy fast food to feed everyone in the building?

I may be expecting a lot from a 30 year old woman who chose her outfit based around her hair tie.
 
New video that people have already recapped (I didn't actually expect her to upload today):
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Hambutt is at 14K while the Fax Machine is at 20K. That's probably chapping her shelf ass. Would love to see a repeat of copyright striking and how that goes. The Fax did minimal editing before and survived, now they do far more. Hamber's probably chub rubbed to hell and back seethe binging and waddling from the kitchen to pillow sofa mountain.
 
FickleFuck said:
Hambutt is at 14K while the Fax Machine is at 20K. That's probably chapping her shelf ass. Would love to see a repeat of copyright striking and how that goes. The Fax did minimal editing before and survived, now they do far more. Hamber's probably chub rubbed to hell and back seethe binging and waddling from the kitchen to pillow sofa mountain.
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Faxx got up to 35k and ambers is still than 20k, this is so fun to watch:story:
 
"That brings my total weight loss to 82 lbs"

How on earth does she come up with this shit? Does she add up every .8 she has lost over the years and subtracts the gain to make it seem like that's sustained weight loss? Or did I miss something and she actually has lost 82 lbs properly?

Fucking fat moron.
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
"That brings my total weight loss to 82 lbs"

How on earth does she come up with this shit? Does she add up every .8 she has lost over the years and subtracts the gain to make it seem like that's sustained weight loss? Or did I miss something and she actually has lost 82 lbs properly?

Fucking fat moron.
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Yeah so,, this took me a long time to figure out, but your gorl is measuring from "Her Highest" ever weight of 572.4. Who knows how long ago that even was or if thats a true top end. If Amber started a new routine today she wouldnt enter the weight on the scale from this morning, shed use this magic 572. Wonder why she gets ungodly points on WW? THere it is...
 
TwinkieBooBoo said:
"That brings my total weight loss to 82 lbs"

How on earth does she come up with this shit? Does she add up every .8 she has lost over the years and subtracts the gain to make it seem like that's sustained weight loss? Or did I miss something and she actually has lost 82 lbs properly?

Fucking fat moron.
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Not only that but she will count the weight she lost, gains back, and then loses again twice. For example, is she loses 5 pounds, and then gains it back a few weeks later, and then loses it again the next week, she counts that as 10 pounds lost and not 5 pounds.

This whole point whatever is so stupid. We stop weighing babies by ounces when they are around 24 months for a reason. At 600 or even 500 pounds a loss of point anything is nothing. It's probably not even fluctuation at that size.

I didn't watch the video because too boring but apparently she set herself another goal to lose 20 pounds the next month. That is 5 pounds a week, she hasn't lost 5 pounds in the last three months, how does she think she can lose 5 pounds in a week? Jade is gone for the holidays, we already know what she is going to spend her time alone doing. Eating, everything and anything. I would love to see the mental gymnastics she does in her little brain to come up with the stuff she comes up with.
 
Borbie Dahl said:
so,, this took me a long time to figure out, but your gorl is measuring from "Her Highest" ever weight of 572.4.
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That's the only perverse logic she can attempt to justify a hunnit LBees.

She's been over 500 forever, but she'll claim she lost a hunnit if she magically drops another 17? Yeah, keep telling yourself that. It's unlikely she's dropped a total of 10 this cycle. which is what she should use as her benchmark instead of "my highest ever glom weight."

Nothing but mental gymnastics from our dainty princess.
 
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