🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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HalfnHalfUdderCalf said:
Best way to catch up on amber lore- Go back and watch the videos. It’s time consuming (most of us have been watching amber for years) but why buy the cow if you get the melk for free? Go for the teat
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Or better yet, watch Kate Winslet or Apathetic faxx. They sum up Amber's cuntent better than Amber ever could.
 
This fat shit is getting to the point that in the not too far away future, people are only gonna check this board to see if she's dead yet. She's that boring and irrelevant.
 
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Archive of the community post.
I thought I would highlight some of my favorite comments:
Kira Zaman
18 hours ago (edited)
Amber, as a former drug addict, they always say the end is the same. Jails, institutions, or death. Jail is mainly for drug addicts, but do you not think it’s time to get yourself into an institution before it’s too late? Addicts cannot get better by themselves, which you’ve showed in the past many years. And there’s no shame in that. Why don’t you take the step to get around the clock care for a while in a food rehab, if you really want to get “better”? Because If not that missy, I’m afraid there’s only one other possible end to all of this...
Royal Artefact
23 hours ago
Do you think future you would be proud of the life you led up until now? Do you feel like you have made a worthwhile contribution to society? Who will remember your name?
n00dLe
23 hours ago (edited)
You're going to justify lying about Wifey being there the entire time by explaining that you never specifically said she wasn't there. You said that 'Wifey is no longer a thing' and that you're with a local girl because you actually call her Jade and she's been living with you since August, thus technically making her local. You'll also explain the excessive lying because you did it to protect her. Even though it was you who dropped hints about her identity for months.

I chose to highlight these three because they contain REALL feedback to Amber which she will NEVER answer. That is too uncomfortable and way too scary.
1. Amber will never talk about what really makes her addicted.
2. VERY existential question Amber will never answer that. I do not believe she EVER got a therapist.
3. Again existential question. Amber knows she cannot win in this situation. If she admits that wifey is no longer a thing she jumped into a relationship too quickly. If wifey IS a thing she is trying to cover up that wifey largely controls her channel.
Amber is incapable of deeper reflection because that part of her brain has not switched on due to her childhood. It might never happen with therapy, but she is lying to no one besides herself.
 
FickleFuck said:
This fat shit is getting to the point that in the not too far away future, people are only gonna check this board to see if she's dead yet. She's that boring and irrelevant.
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It has me wondering how old I'll be when I finally forget she existed, as most of us here are bound to out-live her for many decades.
 
Amber posted this 5 hours ago:
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Pearlxx said:
Oh is she back to like...thinking she knows how to lose weight and is good at losing weight when she barely lost three lbs in December
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It's amusing to think her version of losing weight is legitimately the difference of wearing a winter coat or not, when stepping on the scale at the doctor's office.
 
I call shenanigans said:
Excluding cancer...tell us what works for you for significant weightloss (e.g. 100 elbees plus)...and why have you never bothered to do it?
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uhmmm what are you talking about???? It wasn't the cancer that made her lose like 50 lbs DUH it was her hard work : )) and excursize she knows what works for her.
 
When she lies about even the most mundane things, why does she think anyone believes she is not binging on garbage every day to maintain dwarf planet status? She isnt getting the 6k calories a day to stay 500 pounds from 3 strips of turkey bacon, come on amber, we arent stupid like you...
 
ADHD said:
Amber posted this 5 hours ago:
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* Did YOU lose ((claps, dodges head and sways)) EIGHTYNINE POUUUUUNDSSS! YOURSELF? Or did your gorlfriend's PARENTS put the lockdown on you like a Prader-Wili case?
* Which brand of industrial padlocks should Jade purchase at the Tractor Supply store to lock the kitchen cupboards and fridge?
* Will trash be taken regularly to the dumpster to ensure there is no snacking from there in between?
* How many pounds do you estimate you need to lose to get the Calliope music to stop playing every time you show up?
* Can you please show Laaaaayyyyyyyygggggggssssssssss!

Thank You in advance.
 
Billie Ross said:
Hambo just posted a new video almost a hour ago and no one noticed.
Love that for her.
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And fatty be clickbaiting hard. Got the crocodile teary thumbnail and clickbaity ass title. Oh how the super mega morbidly obese has fallen.
Edit: Because I watched Apathetic Fax Machine's video. Fatass is just having a hissy fit/tantrum 'cause she ain't getting her way and her blackie doesn't cave to her shit. Haha! Go Home Alone yourself all the Ben and Jerrys and get fucked, ya filthy animal.
 
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