🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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twi1992 said:
Oh God, could you imagine Amber being a TEACHER? She thinks WE'RE mean, just wait until she gets into a room full of children. I'd pay money to see her try and handle a class full of middle school kids.
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She would probably be like this one earth science teacher I had that said its only cold on the top of mountains because everyone wears coats... aka spread her stupidity
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Revised weights from when she forgets what she claimed to weigh;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.4 = -0.2 pounds OR 491..2 = -0.4 pounds
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound OR -0.8 pounds
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Omfg I will never not be bewildered and irritated as fuck over her insistence on including decimal points in her 600lbs WEIGHT JOURNEY. Especially such tiny numbers like that.

On a 500-600lbs 5 ft 1, 2, 3 inch frame..

-1.8 pounds = a morning shit + no necky to wipe her
-0.4 pounds = a queef escaping her giant period hole flaps
-0.8 pounds = a fart bellowing out her ass boulders

Just say that you're MAINTAINEEN ffs
 
boner_alert said:
Omfg I will never not be bewildered and irritated as fuck over her insistence on including decimal points in her 600lbs WEIGHT JOURNEY. Especially such tiny numbers like that.

On a 500-600lbs 5 ft 1, 2, 3 inch frame..

-1.8 pounds = a morning shit + no necky to wipe her
-0.4 pounds = a queef escaping her giant period hole flaps
-0.8 pounds = a fart bellowing out her ass boulders

Just say that you're MAINTAINEEN ffs
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0.4 lbs is about the weight of two packs of Poker Spec playing cards.

0.8 lbs is near enough the weight of a sealed can of Campbells Condensed Tomato Soup.

1.8 lbs is four fifths the weight of 1 litre of fresh water at 4°C at sea level (2.2lbs)
 
Someone is heavily (Jade) editing the comments on her video. It’s mainly positive affirming feedback. It’s extremely sad she has to manipulate so much in her life to make it seem normal. Excuses were in buckets in this video. No real change just passing the blame and taking zero personal responsibility.
 
Smiling with air said:
Someone is heavily (Jade) editing the comments on her video. It’s mainly positive affirming feedback. It’s extremely sad she has to manipulate so much in her life to make it seem normal. Excuses were in buckets in this video. No real change just passing the blame and taking zero personal responsibility.
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yeah I noticed it when I was looking last night because someone legit said somethinig like "1 pound a week is still progress" like...not at 500 lbs but okay.
 
Editing the comments is really going to hurt Amber. A lot of her traffic was from people going there to say "LOL FAT!"
Without that what's the point?
 
We always used to laugh at Amber with her missing ears. Now she's lost enough weight to see them, and I wish I couldn't. Dumbo-lookin' ass.
dumbo. looking. ass..jpg
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Revised weights from when she forgets what she claimed to weigh;
1st Dec = 491.6 = -1.8 pounds
8th Dec = 491.4 = -0.2 pounds OR 491..2 = -0.4 pounds
15th Dec = 490.4 = -1 pound OR -0.8 pounds

Either way, since Thanksgiving, this 500 pound fat cunt has lost 3 pounds in 3 weeks.
What a lying, useless, lazy, fat, manipulative cunt.
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This is called maintaining. 3 pounds in 3 weeks is MAINTENANCE at 500 pounds! I can't be bothered to look at the calorie intake needed, but it sure as shit isn't that dainty 1,600. I'm so over the fucking decimals. Looking at these numbers without the decimals it's 1 pound. ONE. This land whale has lost a whole 1 pound in 2 weeks.
Her channel is dying. She's more boring than ever (who knew Walmart trips were going to be the excitement we'd miss?). She's not losing or gaining (I'm not playing with your decimals, gorl). Congrats to Jade on the spectacular job she's doing. No wonder she's hiding.
 
3982 calories a day to maintain assuming a height of 5'2" &'light' physical activity. 1 pound a week? Can't set the bar much lower than a 52 lb. weight loss over a year
 
Crooked Tooth said:
Hamber ran out of binge food today and has reached her breaking point you guuuiisseee!
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Tried manipulating Wipey to get her to stay and wipe her ass over the holidays and it's not worked, so this is obviously 'domestic abuse' against our gorl. Wipey's refused to edited today's snoozefest and Fatty is currently neck fat deep in her family of 6 Uber Eats orange chicken takeout. Fatty's only eating it to show Wipey what she will make her do if she dares to leave her alone.
In all seriousness, I am sick to death of this fat fuck using mental heath as an excuse, when people genuinely struggle with it every day, especially this time of year. Obviously she has mental problems, just look at the size and state of her. Yet she refuses to address these issues and pretends she has 'quirky' issues. The only thing she has been struggling with for weeks is her compulsion to eat what she wants.
I make this her third Thursday from the last four without a video, but she's proud of herself for sticking to her schedule?
Expect her to disappear soon, to eat herself to oblivion once she's left alone for the holidays. No one to edit her videos. No one to wipe her ass. I expect her to try contacting all the usual enablers to try to hang with them, and them all telling her no. Hell she might even try a Christmas Day live pity party with shrimp ring, whole chicken, the works... and hardly anyone watching.
 
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