🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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After 2 days, Amber's last video has 41k views, and the $15 diet soda one has 48k views after 3 days. Interestingly, Zachary Michael's video on the $15 soda has 51k views. Her last 30 days' views are down to only 1.121 million. Clearly, she is not growing her channels and her income is down. Fortunately Wifey is helping with the household finances.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
After 2 days, Amber's last video has 41k views, and the $15 diet soda one has 48k views after 3 days. Interestingly, Zachary Michael's video on the $15 soda has 51k views. Her last 30 days' views are down to only 1.121 million. Clearly, she is not growing her channels and her income is down. Fortunately Wifey is helping with the household finances.
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If Amber didn't have Mommy Domme House Wipey, she'd eat herself out of her home. It's funny, because her views tanked once her new flame moved in. All the haydurs have moved on to Cuntal. Even her new army of ass lickers are starting to show exasperation. Once her house servant ghosts, I doubt she's gonna get the same amount of earnings back.
 
Owlflaps said:
If Amber didn't have Mommy Domme House Wipey, she'd eat herself out of her home. It's funny, because her views tanked once her new flame moved in. All the haydurs have moved on to Cuntal. Even her new army of ass lickers are starting to show exasperation. Once her house servant ghosts, I doubt she's gonna get the same amount of earnings back.
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I'm just waiting for the absolute breakdown once wipey leaves and she has to take care of herself. She'll have no filter again and we'll know everything. And then watch her mookbong herself to death.
 
Swan said:
where hair growth would be extremely minimal.
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Also due to lack of circulation. It's why a lot of old people (like old ladies) don't really have to shave their legs when they hit a certain age. For Fat Albert...that's the magic of lymphedema!
twi1992 said:
Who the hell cares, Amber? We don't want to fuck you, no one wants to be down there anyway.
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NO ONE has ever fucked Fat Albert. No one. Not Dunsity. Not NoNeck. and certainly not that janky houseblackamoor. Only thing that fucks Amber is her lower G.I. tract after each meal.
 
twi1992 said:
What exceptional individual suggested a topic where Amber's pubes (or lack of) would come into question? Who the hell cares, Amber? We don't want to fuck you, no one wants to be down there anyway.
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This is exactly what I thought. This 500 pound ham planet is either fully delusional or the fat is in her brain. We already know, thanks to the thumb's overshare, that they never bumped gunts so why the fuck would she think strangers want to know this shit? My assumption is that she thinks it will get her some attention which she desperately wants but isn't getting.
 
I've noticed Fat Amber has stopped saying "Love that". Maybe she realised how it sounds? It's definitely something I would expect a 15yr old California girl to say. She's not fooling anyone.

Her go to phrase now, when she has nothing to say, is "It is what it is". I wonder if she picked that up from Jade? Although it doesn't scream ebonics to me.
 
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Ugly earrings.
Cut on arm.
Stacking boxes.
 
That cooking part was tedious as hell. It made me wonder if she has a therapist coming to help her learn to be an adult, a life skills specialist maybe.
 
a dinosaur said:
They're from Plunder Design LLC, yet another Utah-based MLM that's been around for a few years. Seems to work like most MLMs do.
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OK so it's like Avon or Tupperware. You host a party with all your shitty jewellery and people buy from you.
I am not at all surprised that someone in Fat Amber's close family are retarded enough to join a Multi-Level Marketing organisation.

The earrings on the site are listed for $10 - $14 USD so they would cost around $1 or less to produce and they sure as hell look like it. No wonder she loves them, they look like the same cheap crap she used to buy at Walmart.

Saving money is going well I see? She spent at least $100USD on that pile of junk. It is what it is.....
 
i would love it if her cousin saw her earlier in the year trying to sell earring, took her idea, and succeeded in it where she didn't. It's probably an MLM though.
This video couldn't be more boring.
 
Is the "It" that wants her to add shit as she's doing her stupid ass "recipe" the Binge Monster? "It wants me to add, It wants me to add, It wants me to add"....My fucking God, this boring fat ass. Just deep MookBang your throat with the greasy garbage you know you're eating off camera on fucking camera already. The LOL is gone from this COW.
 
Didn't Fat Amber claim to have trichophobia? Why is she eating strawberries if she reacts with fear and disgust at the sight of small holes?
She rammed those small hole, filled strawberries so fast into her gaping maw, I'm starting to think she made it all up.

Fat Amber lying? Just so she can seem interesting, unique and special? :O
 
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