🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Poop Bun]

Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

I doubt she can afford that payroll anymore these days.

My bet is they are all so relieved they eliminated Amber from their lives, they don't want to bother talking about her shelf-ass anymore.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder what tea anyone would have that we don't already know?

Amber is fake nice prissy princess for the cameras. We know.
Amber throws money around so people tolerate her. We know.
Amber has godawful hygiene habits. We know.
Amber has no idea how the real world works. We know.
Amber neglects her pets' care and other people have to do it. We know.
Amber eats constantly, and it's greasy low-quality food. We know.

I mean, there might be anecdotal stuff, like a detailed description of a smell someone caught a whiff of when the wind changed suddenly, but really? I can't imagine there's going to be many shockers if tea gets spilled.

 

[Insulin reid]

She was too SICK to remember the words, hater. Have some sympathy.

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Lazylynn is still sick with…uhh something and hasn’t made a video yet. Asks her viewers to come up with a topic for her as an opportunity, since she is too ill to use the remaining 2% of her fat addled brain.

In a shocking twist, all of the questions are retarded.

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Oh wow so she really did have an off camera freak out because AF got their channel back. Theres no way shes sick and still posting tiktoks, that fat bitch didnt get her way and her world crumbled. Great way to kill her channel in the start of December, here comes the ebt hauls and more simply sara level cooking.

Fucking~
lmao

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Hello, fellow assholes! I missed y'all!

Yes and she claims to weigh less now, so she has no excuse. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, Tammy Slaton went to the dentist and TLC filmed it for the 1000lb Sisters show.

L-a-z-y. Also no car, but that's also no excuse, since Uber exists there.

As the below posts mentioned
the lack of side characters is the main reason views are dropping imo. There's no one to help AL carry on conversation, and no one to throw subtle shade at her that she doesn't pick up on but everyone else does. Ricky was extremely good at the latter. No unflattering landwhale sightings from Eric's vlogs. Those were good times man. I miss the gaycare era.

Agreed. Big Al is 100% uninteresting on her own. With no interests beyond eating and shopping, and being intellection incurious and incapable of engaging in any reasonable discussion about anything, she's a potato. Except less useful.

If Amber hadn't lied about Jade, she could interact with her from behind the camera to add dialogue. Then there would be no need to edit out their conversations with so many jump cuts. Jade doesn't have to show her face, but I mean we've already heard her voice. Fat AL really fucked herself by carrying on this charade for so long. I believe this is also the reason why she's not doing vlogmas this year. While other creators are vlogging the Holidays with family and friends.

Forward thinking ain't her strong suit. Were she, she would have had actual savings (and health insurance!) and wouldn't have had to have gone into sheer panic when the hospital stuff started and the YTbux started falling away.

Yep Fat Albert likes to go commando.
Good to have YOU back in this thread GORRLLL. I missed your recaps. Amber is so boring lately.

Thanks! I had to take a break from Big Al's monotonal, uninteresting life for awhile. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uSNf3Zh1olgThat's Amber in the thumbnail.

A little pareidolia for everyone: look at that nugget just below the fork tines. Why, that's Big Al's fat mug right there!

She was too SICK to remember the words, hater. Have some sympathy.

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Lulz. Still too uninteresting and without the intellect to come up with her own topics, I see.

Lazylynn is still sick with…uhh something and hasn’t made a video yet. Asks her viewers to come up with a topic for her as an opportunity, since she is too ill to use the remaining 2% of her fat addled brain.

In a shocking twist, all of the questions are retarded.

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Hater Nation hold grudges like it's an Olympic Sport.

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

Like most victims of serious traumas, they're probably trying to forget that era and move on.

False expectations. What you see is xactly what you get with Hamber. Camera off or on.

Although she always lies - and always expected anyone in her orbit to agree - that she was "honestly, a totally different person off camera."

Oh wow so she really did have an off camera freak out because AF got their channel back. Theres no way shes sick and still posting tiktoks, that fat bitch didnt get her way and her world crumbled. Great way to kill her channel in the start of December, here comes the ebt hauls and more simply sara level cooking.

Lucky for Big Al, she's great at buying cheap shit, throwing it into a soup pan, and calling it (at various times) chili, soup, or stew. So she has a wide variety of gourmet meals she knows how to cook, shitlord.

 

[Constellationzero]

I wonder what tea anyone would have that we don't already know?

Amber is fake nice prissy princess for the cameras. We know.
Amber throws money around so people tolerate her. We know.
Amber has godawful hygiene habits. We know.
Amber has no idea how the real world works. We know.
Amber neglects her pets' care and other people have to do it. We know.
Amber eats constantly, and it's greasy low-quality food. We know.

I mean, there might be anecdotal stuff, like a detailed description of a smell someone caught a whiff of when the wind changed suddenly, but really? I can't imagine there's going to be many shockers if tea gets spilled.

Amber's foot odor is bad enough to make wallpaper slide off the walls. We know.
Amber is selectively deaf and ignores when someone says they are uncomfortable with her phone in their face. We know.
Amber lets you know she's in the general area by the sound of machine gun flatulence. We know.
Amber has no idea what personal space and respecting boundaries means. We know.
Amber neglects others hinting at her for privacy concerning personal matters in favor of blogging. We know.
Amber thinks Cheesecake Factory is Michelin star dining on par with Charlie Trotters (RIP) . We know.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

I wonder what tea anyone would have that we don't already know?

Amber is fake nice prissy princess for the cameras. We know.
Amber throws money around so people tolerate her. We know.
Amber has godawful hygiene habits. We know.
Amber has no idea how the real world works. We know.
Amber neglects her pets' care and other people have to do it. We know.
Amber eats constantly, and it's greasy low-quality food. We know.

I mean, there might be anecdotal stuff, like a detailed description of a smell someone caught a whiff of when the wind changed suddenly, but really? I can't imagine there's going to be many shockers if tea gets spilled.

Amber's foot odor is bad enough to make wallpaper slide off the walls. We know.
Amber is selectively deaf and ignores when someone says they are uncomfortable with her phone in their face. We know.
Amber lets you know she's in the general area by the sound of machine gun flatulence. We know.
Amber has no idea what personal space and respecting boundaries means. We know.
Amber neglects others hinting at her for privacy concerning personal matters in favor of blogging. We know.
Amber thinks Cheesecake Factory is Michelin star dining on par with Charlie Trotters (RIP) . We know.

Yea but to actually hear it from them would be entertaining as hell, don’t lah. Fingers crossed

 

[bulimiavomit]

The best part wouldn't be the tea-spill itself, but rather the subsequent chimp out from Big Al.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Ahhhhhkshually she did acknowledge it in a video after a supposed relative of someone who lived there wrote the facility a letter calling her out. Of course, she said her boss watched her youtube channel and actually loved it, but shortly thereafter she bleeped out the name of someone she mentioned in a video and I think she may have taken down another video or two. This was mid-Destiny era, and if I didn't have a headache rn I'd find the video for you, but she may have taken that one down.

Here is a clip package of Amber working at the retirement home

and another one.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Jade, late again with the upload. C'mon gorl, we know you ain't got nothing else going on right now except grifting Fat Amber.

 

[Owlflaps]

Where's your upload? Just when I think Amber couldn't be lazier, being shackled to Jade made her even worse.

 

[ADHD]

New video:

Archive:

 

[Pearlxx]

She was trying to be so fucking quirky in the beginning of that video.... "I think it's 5" like you fucking know it is lmao you mentioned it in your community tab post???
she had cellulitis again that's why she was sick btw.
Oh, and doesn't understand how she got cellulitis because she cleans herself??? Does she think you can't get it any other way??

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
I Woke Up Like This-1.mp4

Wow she looks so "scary sick"

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!

Yeah, that's really high on the wishlist for a lot of people. The cocoa puffs outburst was a classic.

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

cellulitis cause no one was there to clean her

says there is no way to prove she isn't lying about her weigh-ins, like she could go back to posting pictures again

 

[pot of sneed]

If only youtube hadn't done away with the dislike bar, but hell, what has oinky got for us today? No doubt another load of blithering boring bullshit.

 

[inquizadoor]

-she was sick, not the rona
-blames it on being alone for thanksgiving way to lay on a guilt trip
-probably bc she didnt have anyone there to wipe her
-"i love taking my antibiotic" what a weird fucking thing to say
-i know everyone is going to be SHOCKED, but shes not sticking to the new schedule. i know, its so surprising
-claims she went to every scan and test after the cancer except an MRI bc fat
-she really thinks she could take a psychology class lmao
-"i hate to think about paying for more college" broke
-claims she doesnt offer money to her partners ( a huuuuuuge fucking lie lmao)
-throws shade at becky by saying shes happy to have a partner with a real job who can buy her things
-"treat your partner how you want to be treated" yell at them about cereal
-claims shes happy that apatheticfox didnt lose her channel. sure jan
-thinks she'll lose enough weight to actually travel
-shes mad that people still talk about her "cycle", thinks shes done with that for good
-"i feel like i know the texture of out heart" said while delirious with fever allegedly
-becky kept the xmas tree so thats why alr got a new one
-claims she could work a real job if she lost all her youtube money
-says that her views being down hasnt effected her
-shes totally not lying about her weight you guise
-talks about her "eras"
-claims she trolls less
-people just hate her because shes so on track now
-"im choosing my health over views"
-she lidurally cringes over her old poetry but she thinks her stuff now is good. okay gorl.
-someone asked how she feels about not being able to travel while becky can and she goes "becky is traveling....to her sisters backyard" the fucking SHADE lmao
-she loves car racing? wtf
-she probably weighs more than a race car
-and that was it. boring.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber will never understand that scrubbing her face with a wet wipe is not the same thing as keeping her body clean.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Where's your upload? Just when I think Amber couldn't be lazier, being shackled to Jade made her even worse.

From your lips to Jade's ear, apparently.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Yea but to actually hear it from them would be entertaining as hell, don’t lah. Fingers crossed

It’s not about what we already know, it’s about the chimp out that will ensue from having it confirmed. People like ALR flip when other people tell the rancid truth about them (and in her case it’s really fucking rank)

 

[mekalekahi]

“I actually hung out with Becky the day I got sick actually it’s so crazy”

You don’t say