🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lame Entropy]

I'm pretty sure that Amber is also incontinent because of her weight. I remember something about puppy pads under her when she sat on the couch/mattress, but it's been so long that I don't recall if that was just rumor or not.

Unfortunately, the puppy pads thing was from the fake Becky messages.

 

[Larry&Barry]

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then. You see chunks and blood in her leggings, but no underwear. She's wasted money on 6X underwear in old Torrid haul videos to create the illusion that she wears them, but those photos proved that she goes commando.

I didn't know about the period chunk photos and had to search for them, thanks. I didn't need to sleep tonight.

Here they are!!

Spoiler: GROSS

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ETA: I have included close-ups for your viewing (dis)pleasure.

Spoiler: LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK (STILL GROSS)

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Nah, according to her, she just free-bled on a period blanket for years. And when she went to the hospital for her bleeding she just freebled all over the hospital chairs and the exam table. And according to the pictures she took she left chunks in her pants and then tracked the blood all over the exam room leaving giant red big-foot footprints all over everything.

 

[dollastoho]

A couple of years ago (I think) she had to have a tooth pulled, so she can probably have more work done at the same dentist.

Yes and she claims to weigh less now, so she has no excuse. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, Tammy Slaton went to the dentist and TLC filmed it for the 1000lb Sisters show.

I am a bit perplexed about why her views are decreasing now.

As the below posts mentioned
the lack of side characters is the main reason views are dropping imo. There's no one to help AL carry on conversation, and no one to throw subtle shade at her that she doesn't pick up on but everyone else does. Ricky was extremely good at the latter. No unflattering landwhale sightings from Eric's vlogs. Those were good times man. I miss the gaycare era.

all the side chararacters have disapeared, we don't even get to see her new gf. Show's over folks. Nothing lasts forever, time to move on and find more entertaining cows

Without any side characters the Amberverse is boring, Becky leaving was the nail in the coffin

If Jade grew a pair and interacted with the whale on camera it would spark some interest and garner way more viewers.

If Amber hadn't lied about Jade, she could interact with her from behind the camera to add dialogue. Then there would be no need to edit out their conversations with so many jump cuts. Jade doesn't have to show her face, but I mean we've already heard her voice. Fat AL really fucked herself by carrying on this charade for so long. I believe this is also the reason why she's not doing vlogmas this year. While other creators are vlogging the Holidays with family and friends.

Bold of you to presume she wears underwear.

Yep Fat Albert likes to go commando.
Good to have YOU back in this thread GORRLLL. I missed your recaps. Amber is so boring lately.

Edit: to remove double words

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Bold of you to presume she wears underwear. It's hard enough for her to climb the mountain that is putting on pants, Why put on two articles of clothing when you go nowhere, see no one, and have no reason not to go commando?

I am not even sure if she can wear the underwear she bought. If you remember, she always seems to wear the same dresses over and over. We never see her wearing most of the clothing that she buys.

Manufactured TLC, since nobody else will give her asspats and assure her she's just fine, or will be. If she went for a UTI, she'd have to pee in a cup or allow a catheter sample. They're both difficult and embarrassing in their own ways for her.

Yes, this is embarrassing and it is embarrassing for most women too. Most people would do everything that are recommended to avoid repeating having UTIs. Amber, not so much. Amber claimed to be free bleeding for 2 to 3 years but never thought of having this checked. Do not forget, at the same time, she went to numerous doctors for a twitching eye.

Glad you are back.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I am not even sure if she can wear the underwear she bought.

Thanks for reminding me of the hilarity of seeing her holding 'delicates' that are folded more times than a tarpaulin.

 

[Daisy]

That's Amber in the thumbnail.

 

[Mom_Is_A_Problem]

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
I Woke Up Like This-1.mp4

This was cringey enough to get a laugh out of me. Thanks Amber. Your unabashed narcissistic camera eye fucking has done it again.

Edit: Grammar

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

It might just be that there's not much left to milk. Amber has become a boring cow, I mean, what is entertainning about her anymore?

This is it, 100%. She used to be a trainwreck but an exceptional, slightly fun one to hate watch. Now you can't even do that. Between the nontent, spastic jumpcuts and pointless lies about wipey it's all just so boring. It's like cool you're still fat, still lying, we've all seen this one. Call when she has to apply for a real job or shows laygs.

You haven't seen the infamous period chunk explosion photos, then.

I'm not sure how I missed this nightmare, but fuck do I wish I had gone spontaneously blind before reading this shit.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Does... does she not know the words? That half assed lipsync at the end leads me to believe she does not know the words.

She was too SICK to remember the words, hater. Have some sympathy.



Lazylynn is still sick with…uhh something and hasn’t made a video yet. Asks her viewers to come up with a topic for her as an opportunity, since she is too ill to use the remaining 2% of her fat addled brain.

In a shocking twist, all of the questions are retarded.

 

[mekalekahi]

Sigh one of ambers 2018 vlogs was in my recommended. It was the one where they ate at the Chinese buffet,sonic and Texas Roadhouse back to back plus grocery shopping .The good ol days! that’s the content we signed up for Amber!!

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Sigh one of ambers 2018 vlogs was in my recommended. It was the one where they ate at the Chinese buffet,sonic and Texas Roadhouse back to back plus grocery shopping .The good ol days! that’s the content we signed up for Amber!!

We truly did not realise how much of a good thing we had until it was gone

 

[Dona Morte]

Oooh we get to ask questions?
Pick me pick me!
1. How hard is it to breathe?
2. Why did you apologize to Callie when she had her meltdown after?
3. Why are you letting Jade control your channel?
I do not have any others.

 

[dfranki723]

This sweaty whale will never acknowledge her distasteful behaviour at the care home. I'd love to see her try and excuse it though because we know she would.

Silly cunt doesn't realise that her lies and excuses are irrelevant due to filming every facet of her life like the retard she is.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

Archive of the TikTok done while "sick".
I Woke Up Like This-1.mp4

This was posted on her TikTok account on October 8th. Sorry, but just had to point that out!

 

[Dona Morte]

I just wish Eric, Ricky, and Becky would all get together and film a tell all video where they just rip Amber a new one. Maybe include Dusty and The Fridge, too, but man I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling. We only got to see the little snippets from Eric's vlogs and that one time Al chimped out at Becky for eating to Cocoa Puffs - it's like crack - the first one's free but I want more!
Perhaps they're all still on Amberlynn's payroll somehow and like the grifters they are they don't wanna get off of her teat. It just baffles me how they're still keeping quiet despite her not being in their lives anymore.

This was posted on her TikTok account on October 8th. Sorry, but just had to point that out!

My bad.
I just archived what the original poster said.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'd love to hear what that Big Al was like when the cameras weren't rolling.

False expectations. What you see is xactly what you get with Hamber. Camera off or on.

 

[marjoram]

False expectations. What you see is xactly what you get with Hamber. Camera off or on.

Not quite hon. I wanna see/hear an actual chimp from FatAl when Beggy tried (thumbily) to say no to running out to get Al's gorge-fest victuals.

Those chimps must have been legendary and Eric MUST have recorded a time or two as he is a messy, shit-stirring bitch.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

This sweaty whale will never acknowledge her distasteful behaviour at the care home. I'd love to see her try and excuse it though because we know she would.

Silly cunt doesn't realise that her lies and excuses are irrelevant due to filming every facet of her life like the retard she is.

Ahhhhhkshually she did acknowledge it in a video after a supposed relative of someone who lived there wrote the facility a letter calling her out. Of course, she said her boss watched her youtube channel and actually loved it, but shortly thereafter she bleeped out the name of someone she mentioned in a video and I think she may have taken down another video or two. This was mid-Destiny era, and if I didn't have a headache rn I'd find the video for you, but she may have taken that one down.

 

[Studmuffinstuffin]

First she claimed she was scared to catch Coronavirus, now it's becuase she has no car. As Becky said once in a Live, Amber will make any and all excuses to never leave the couch, let alone the apartment.

For someone trying and commited to weight loss, Fat Amber sure does sit on her giant ass a lot. Sure, weight loss is 80% diet but building stamina and increasing your base metabolic rate by increasing your muscle mass is also important.

Also, for anyone curious, here is a picture of an abdominal lymphedema after weight loss. If she ever manages to lose all that weight, this is her future and I love that for her.

Spoiler: NSFW

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You might aswell just stay fat Jesus christ

Just bow out while your a ballooned out sphere

 

[FickleFuck]

Not quite hon. I wanna see/hear an actual chimp from FatAl when Beggy tried (thumbily) to say no to running out to get Al's gorge-fest victuals.

Those chimps must have been legendary and Eric MUST have recorded a time or two as he is a messy, shit-stirring bitch.

Well, look at when she caught Necky eating her cereal. Or when she was pounding on whatever and screaming while Kermit was doing a haul of some shit in the kitchen. She rage whispered at Necky because she knew people were in the house. She just didn't know Kermit was right behind her filming. I'm sure she said some vile temper tantrum manipulative shit until Necks finally gave in. Maybe even threw shit. The hollering and banging on the wall is probably how she let Necky know it was time to wipe her ass.