🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her views shrinking are now the only interesting thing left about Amberlynn.

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22k in 10 hours with a kinda clickbaity title.

She‘s already panicking and thumbnailing body shots. As money gets tighter and tighter what will we see? And will we even care?
 
This is why Amber and Jade will fail, we know this shit is Jade at the heart of it. Don't insult our collective intelligence.

They don't get the concept or the philosophy of diminishing returns. I think the bitch is starting to but once enacted, it's done. She does not realize it is inescapable, a lot of her views again are because of Chantal nostalgia seekers. They want the before chaos time and think Amber can give it. She can't though because Chantal IF she was in the 2008 period, would honestly be Pixyteri status.

Chantal is a really pure lolcow, she just does shit on her own accord and is fascinating. Amber over the years honestly has lost a lot of lustre, a lot of why she was funny was the people around her and her mannerisms. Now she tries to force these isms in and it actually devalues her. You realize that it has always been forced and performance lolcows do not age well.

Amber has to deal with bloggers problems and as soon as you create vlog 1 it is dead on arrival. You have to work on vlog 2 because interest is so quick but dies faster. When you look at any vlogger the reason why they quit so quick is that there are no legacy views at all in it. People like Cecil McFly and Metokur do so well because their content is rewatchable and interesting and that is why views soar over time. Amber is not interesting on her own because she is so dull and one dimensional also incredibly predictable.

Her downfall is great though because she is throwing shit at the wall expecting to see what sticks. Her old faithfuls are not guaranteeing the payoff as she expects which could produce some sperg outs.
 
Can't watch, too boring, but I glanced at her video and she has disabled the dislikes, but not the likes. I didn't even know you could do that.

Edit- @Chaotic Pizzaparty informed me that YT disabled the dislikes. That is going to be even worse for Amber if people can't go on her videos just to automatically dislike it.
 
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You gorls will have to forgive me, I'm having a moment.
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Jade, you suck. You had a prize winning hog and you ruined her. Here, let me help:

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This is what works. We all know damn well Amber is still eating huge amounts of food and the 1600 calorie day vlogs are just a performance. Amber is not and will never be "an inspiration", her entire value is in being a trainwreck. Give the people what they want.
 
This new saga is boring and I hate to see it. I can't wait until her army of fresh ass lickers taste the lying, sour taint that is ALR and becomes the new Haydur nation.
 
A comment blows up about wifey being a "him" and now she has body dysmorphia.... Sure Jan. You can wipe your own ass and your hair is naturally curly too.

Also, can we just take a moment because this 500 POUND person really acts like a four tenths of a pound matters. Bitch what?
 
A comment blows up about wifey being a "him" and now she has body dysmorphia.... Sure Jan. You can wipe your own ass and your hair is naturally curly too.

Also, can we just take a moment because this 500 POUND person really acts like a four tenths of a pound matters. Bitch what?
One of my earliest exposures to ALR was her waxing poetic about how she has to weigh herself naked, because she needs to know how much she weighs TO THE OUNCE!!!

It's so pointless. She should be measuring her weight by the tens of pounds to be honest.
 
One of my earliest exposures to ALR was her waxing poetic about how she has to weigh herself naked, because she needs to know how much she weighs TO THE OUNCE!!!

It's so pointless. She should be measuring her weight by the tens of pounds to be honest.
with this logic amber should cut her hair short. her ass length hair weighs more than her clothes for sure curly or not (its not)
 
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