🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bitch gained 7 pounds in less than a week. But it’s okay because she drank more water and lost 4 pounds in a day. Make it make sense!

Oh, she can walk up 4-6 flights of stairs now. And in other news, I’m a fucking astronaut.
 
stopped taking a weigh-in pitcher as her phone weighs 0.4 pounds
throwing numbers around to confuse the issue and get everyone to switch off
on a diet and GAINED 4 pounds
THIRTY years old with a GOAL to drink more water
claims she can climb 4-6 flights of stairs and walk non-stop for 30 minutes
back using my fitness pal
round and round and round we go...
the ONLY thing this useless fat fucker has been doing these past few weeks is having a wash and keeping reasonably clean and presentable - thanks to Jade for that
Main takeaway is she admits that the start weight she uses is not from 2 years ago, like I and others thought, but from only 5 months ago when she was 569 pounds and only 3 pounds away from her highest weight. I'm sure she's previously said she was 562 and 10 pounds off.
AMBER LAHS
 
mekalekahi said:
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Show me ONE true believer. One. I'm sure there are some death fat followers, but fer fuck sake, what difference does yer .04 phone make in the grand scheme of 600 lbs of pure lard?

This biotch... she'd to try to generalize and deduct a fooking rice cake she was holding in her piggy hooves. Redonkulos!

Cope, seeth and lard, bitch.
 
Yes.... Shes breaking down already.

UwU useen hate commens as motivation yassss
502 moment
OwO i used to be basically bedbound omagaaa soo much better nao
Omg you guise peeing after drinking water makes me feel schooo guud.
Im almost 31 years old and im still learneen about my bodieeee like what sodium and water does to meee
*whining uwu princess noises*


Our cycle is back. Wipey is "motivating" our gorl so she doesnt fly off the handle. She wont ever get and stay below 450 without serious regimented help and thats being generous. Her "im takeeen care of getting a therapist again" is just to placate the new viewers and wont last like the others have, like weve seen before. Im just waiting for the huge breakdown when she gets near 499 and throws a fit to maintain her gargantuan size. The whole 4 on the scale will trigger her because shes becoming the skinny queen she thinks she is. Oh no. How will she ever deal with people just trying to break down her door in order to get that sweet sweet non smelly puss?
 
Even Amberlynn's lies aren't entertaining anymore. She'd rather hide things with a snippy falsehood, rather than make up elaborate and whimsical stories. She claimed her weight rose up nearly 10 lbs, but later states she only gained about 3 lbs by the weigh in, later.

The only thing at this point that would make her interesting is an amphetamine saga or an obituary. The cow is still fat, but the milk teat has ran dry. At least there were zany characters, new locations, and theatrics in the past. Now it's cold lies and her attempts at punishing the haydurs and ambabies alike. I don't believe for a second Miss Bonespurlynn (who fell on the 3 steps of the gaycare front porch) can walk 6 flights of stairs.
 
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  • Keep watching to get why I'm a fat cunt
  • 11 minutes so midrollapalooza
  • I'll answer 3 weight-related questions at the end.
  • Amber why you fat? Amber why do you eat butter? Amber are you the bastard lovechild of Paula Dean? The mind boggles
  • #1 Do you ever feel detached from the scale? "I went through a body dysmorphia moment"
  • I was like what
  • pitcher
  • body dysmorphia part of me
  • #2 Do you exercise? THE ONLY EXORCISING IS FUCKING JADE PRYING YOUR HAM-HOCK HANDS FROM BEN AND JERRY'S
  • She does exercise every day, uses the stairs. Lives on the ground floor but sure. Walks 30 minutes a day and 4 flights of stairs SURE
  • I hate exercising
  • #3 Do you feel audience pressure to lose weight. *Peanut parent sounds*
  • Keeps saying moment and situation PLEASE WATCH ME GUISE.
  • "I turned to food" No shit
  • blah blah blah
  • bad coping mechanisms - we know
  • situation count 12 in 4 minutes
  • Holy christ only 6 minutes in.
  • Weigh-in time - the cycle is not a thing sure
  • Weight: -.4 of phone
  • Actual weight fat
  • Actual weight - 508.8lbs
  • could not gather eating = weight
  • "fast food can be addictive"
  • 511.8 3.ZERO weight gain.
  • 507.4 - still fat, exercised LOTS
  • Drank lots of water AND I PEED LOTS!!!!
  • Was 569 down 62
  • "I love my body"
  • Sodium - even though she eats a shit ton of it.
  • Waffles on for 3 minutes
  • OH YEAH - EAR RAPE
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Again utter shit, not even worth it. She keeps forcing Amberisms in and it's cringe. Amber is kinda dead at this point. The cow feels gone at this point now tbh.
 

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Peeing 8 times a day feels great, you guys.

I don't understand why this massively fat idiot thinks that drinking more water= weight lose. Yeah, switching soda and juice for water is going help with calorie intake but just drinking water isn't going to do anything. She thinks it's the keystone of her weight loss journey though.

Lol imagine being "on the right track" for months and still being 500 lbs. haha. This woman isn't going to make any sort of progress without therapy. Everyone knows it. She knows it and is in denial.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
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  • Keep watching to get why I'm a fat cunt
  • 11 minutes so midrollapalooza
  • I'll answer 3 weight-related questions at the end.
  • Amber why you fat? Amber why do you eat butter? Amber are you the bastard lovechild of Paula Dean? The mind boggles
  • #1 Do you ever feel detached from the scale? "I went through a body dysmorphia moment"
  • I was like what
  • pitcher
  • body dysmorphia part of me
  • #2 Do you exercise? THE ONLY EXORCISING IS FUCKING JADE PRYING YOUR HAM-HOCK HANDS FROM BEN AND JERRY'S
  • She does exercise every day, uses the stairs. Lives on the ground floor but sure. Walks 30 minutes a day and 4 flights of stairs SURE
  • I hate exercising
  • #3 Do you feel audience pressure to lose weight. *Peanut parent sounds*
  • Keeps saying moment and situation PLEASE WATCH ME GUISE.
  • "I turned to food" No shit
  • blah blah blah
  • bad coping mechanisms - we know
  • situation count 12 in 4 minutes
  • Holy christ only 6 minutes in.
  • Weigh-in time - the cycle is not a thing sure
  • Weight: -.4 of phone
  • Actual weight fat
  • Actual weight - 508.8lbs
  • could not gather eating = weight
  • "fast food can be addictive"
  • 511.8 3.ZERO weight gain.
  • 507.4 - still fat, exercised LOTS
  • Drank lots of water AND I PEED LOTS!!!!
  • Was 569 down 62
  • "I love my body"
  • Sodium - even though she eats a shit ton of it.
  • Waffles on for 3 minutes
  • OH YEAH - EAR RAPE
]

Again utter shit, not even worth it. She keeps forcing Amberisms in and it's cringe. Amber is kinda dead at this point. The cow feels gone at this point now tbh.
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Was that an elbow? I honestly thought it was a prolapsed stomach!
 
Has any of the tatertards suggested to her that she's gaining weight because muscle weighs more than fat? She's been exercising so much you guys. That's a beloved rationale of fat Internet loads when they gain, and I don't think Amber's ever used it. Would love for some sped to put that in her ear.
 
Hentai-4-Senpai said:
I've seen it mentioned before, but she seriously thinks there is a model valley girl hiding under all that lard, stretched out skin, and messed up joints. Our gorl is in for a rude awakeneeeeen
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Its ambers default personality. Out of all the things she projects herself to be, california valley gorl is always there, lurking in the background.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
It must be bad though because her relationship video has not kissed 40k and with such bait, she should have been at 70k views by now. Something is odd too because Apethetic FaxX is stealing all her views.
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Damn bitch is robbing her but Amber must be furious, the channel is operating in fair use too.
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We all know the Nov/Dec months is when Hamber steps up production and sprinkles in some effort for that sweet Jewtube coin, but Apathetic FaxX will be stealing at least half of Amber's vlogmas views this year. Jade is putting in all the editing work, and yet, a compilation/reaction channel is getting more views.

When Hamber was sitting there with Becky doing lazy q/a livestreams it usually crossed 100k views with almost zero effort. Seems like Jade isn't the savoir Amber was looking for, and Jade's unwillingness to be on camera tanks the views even more
 
lostinwoods said:
We all know the Nov/Dec months is when Hamber steps up production and sprinkles in some effort for that sweet Jewtube coin, but Apathetic FaxX will be stealing at least half of Amber's vlogmas views this year. Jade is putting in all the editing work, and yet, a compilation/reaction channel is getting more views.

When Hamber was sitting there with Becky doing lazy q/a livestreams it usually crossed 100k views with almost zero effort. Seems like Jade isn't the savoir Amber was looking for, and Jade's unwillingness to be on camera tanks the views even more
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It's retribution. Amber is essentially trading her money for a small hugbox simulator. There are dozens of reasons why this is happening.

If Amberlynn wants to "punish" her annoyed viewers, her wallet is the only thing that can be hit back. Plenty of other people to give revenue, thank for archiving, or just flat out ignore Amber. Boringness and literally being afraid of someone's shadow being in a video doesn't pay well, does it?
 
Queequeg said:
I don't understand why this massively fat idiot thinks that drinking more water= weight lose. Yeah, switching soda and juice for water is going help with calorie intake but just drinking water isn't going to do anything. She thinks it's the keystone of her weight loss journey though.
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She probably saw the arse of end of a conversation online discussing how water can fill a person up, thus lessening their appetite. She thinks that means drinking water cancels out all the shit you eat.

I don't even think water could make someone her size feel full. For a slightly overweight person or a normal sized person? Sure. For this fucking beast? No. She latches on to weightloss techniques but refuses to use them correctly and then wonders why it's not ''working'' for her. She really thinks that the act of merely drinking water somehow burns calories.
 
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