🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The amount of positive feedback she’s currently getting is a bit baffling, considering she really hasn’t changed much. At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.
 
NASTY Amberlynn-Jade fanfiction. Those with fears of Islamic content, beware.

The Cardigan flew off like an improperly strapped mattress in a U-haul doing 100 MPH on I-10. Mammy Jade puffed on her disposable cherry ice vape, licking her lips seductively. "Is this what you wanted?" Jade demanded, as she poured orange chicken sauce down her bulbous clit with her left hand. With her right hand, Jade jammed the can of whipped cream into Amberlynn's flower and pushed down. "OOOOHHHHHHHHH." The cream oozed into and out of Amberlynn's vagina. "C'mon baby, let me show you how we do it, Long Island style." Jade grinded her orange oval with Amber's white snatch. The binge monster suddenly possesed Amber, having no choice in the matter. The whipped cream shot out of Amber into Jade. Amber ate that pussy like cold pizza, until nothing was left. Jade protested, but her attempts to appease the bingemonster offered no mercy. Amberlynn toppled pillow mountain onto Jade, just as the doorbell rang. Uber Eats brought enough fast food to feed a 3rd world country for 2 months. Amber would have her fill sated... for now.
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Semen_Recycler said:
The amount of positive feedback she’s currently getting is a bit baffling, considering she really hasn’t changed much. At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.
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I agree, people are not thinking the fact that her losing 68 pounds at her size is just not that much of a difference. Yeah, a 200 pound person losing 68 pounds is a huge difference, but a 600 pound person, not so much.

All she has to do is shower, show some tent sized panties, and a salad and Ambabies cream themselves and throw money at her. I don't get it anymore. Same for Beggy zero effort = big cash.
 
She is getting desperate for views and money. I am here for it. Let the views sink and see what she is going to do.
Also I do think Jade is going leave her if the youtube money is getting low.
Amber living alone with much less money than before. We might get out legs then.
 
For 11 hours and a video not to break 30k is really bad for Amber. You can usually tell the trajectory to where the views will fall. This is a 60k, expect a massive feeder image today.
 
Twinkie's figure is looking so much better now that Becky isn't there. At least Jade's weight loss regimen is working for somebody in that apartment.
 
“I have so much tea in my journal you guiiiize but enough about things that might be of some measure of interest to anyone, here’s my folded underwear”
 
JoJoNo said:
“I have so much tea in my journal you guiiiize but enough about things that might be of some measure of interest to anyone, here’s my folded underwear”
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why does she excitedly show us the stickers all over her joornalz but never the inside? most people who journal, or at least people who do that bullet journaling (is that what it's called?) are happy to show off how pretty their organization and gel penz look and how cute it all is. she literally just pastes ugly dollar store stickers on her stuff and thinks it makes it look "used" as if we can't tell the book hasn't been open "every day since june 18eenth". used books look used amber but you wouldn't know this would you.
 
I was thinking this morning that it is no wonder Amber has a lot of laundry to do, just one of her Torrid dresses/shirts would be half a load by itself, when one of my brain goblins piped up with "and since when does Amber wear underwear?"

I did not need to start the say with these thoughts y'all.
 
Had posted this somewhere in the Hamberverse awhile ago, but since we're talking Lardass's underwear in vlogs now, it's become even more appropriate.

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Semen_Recycler said:
At her size, she could be losing much more at a much faster pace. It’s obvious she’s still overeating by quite a lot. I guess bathing more than once a month also helps your public image.

But this is all part of “the cycle.” We’ve seen it a million times. At her size, dropping weight is pretty easy. You have to eat an absolutely ridiculous amount just in order to maintain. Eventually it will slow down, and her weight will start to plateau. She’ll get discouraged, start binging again, and be back within the 550-580 range a few months later.

The only thing that makes this time any different is that she has Wipey. But I have full confidence in our gorl to eventually fuck this up, like she always does.
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I always like the phase when the dainty princess becomes the weight-loss queen. We have been there before such as the 100 pounds that she lost totally not lost because of cancer and other ailments. I just love the holier-than-thou attitude that she gives us now.

To remind us why it is so difficult to lose a lot of weight, there is a good HBO documentary called: “The Quest to Understand the Biology of Weight Loss (HBO: The Weight of the Nation)”.

https://youtu.be/2i_cmltmQ6A

According to the documentary, when a heavy person loses weight, the body responds to it as a threat and will try to drive you to the original weight. If you try to lose weight, the body slows its metabolism, it increases your hunger mechanism and makes food taste better in order to gain weight.

Again, according to the documentary, when you compare two women of the same weight, one which was obese, the other one was never obese, if the always lean woman needs 2,000 calories per day to maintain her weight, the previously obese one will need 20% fewer calories to maintain the weight or 1,600 calories. For the researchers, this is why it is so hard to keep weight off after losing it.

Amber loves to eat and she will show us. After cancer, Amber almost gained 100 pounds by doing 3 or 4 diets.
 
Christ Turd Fergusson, Fatty may see this and echo it in her eventual ''my eating disorder ruined my diet and science proves it'' vlog/stream.

''See guys even the scientist people thingy say being a fat fuck isn't my fault! It's my body booooollying me!''.
Still, that'd be more entertaining to witness than all of this boring fucking bullshit. It'd certainly flip her flakey audience back onto hate mode aswell.
 
dfranki723 said:
Christ Turd Fergusson, Fatty may see this and echo it in her eventual ''my eating disorder ruined my diet and science proves it'' vlog/stream.

''See guys even the scientist people thingy say being a fat fuck isn't my fault! It's my body booooollying me!''.
Still, that'd be more entertaining to witness than all of this boring fucking bullshit. It'd certainly flip her flakey audience back onto hate mode aswell.
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While this is a risk, I think that Amber would read it and say "I know what works for me" and merrily try a new no-fail diet that she found on the internet.
 
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