- Joined
- Feb 6, 2021
Welfare Lynn isn't for a year or so at this rate BUT the one thing that mystifies me is Jade. She is trying to be the saviour of Amber for clout but this stupid bitch does not know how lolcows functions. Lolcows are somewhat doomed because they are so un-self-aware and narcy, let's not even go into Amber being classic cluster B on all counts. It's like someone moving in and trying to clean up Shanny4Christ, it's never going to work because trash is trash.
So the thing people confuse a lot, in general, is a lack of views and relevance. Relevance = long stay and a general penetration of viewership. Amber at the peak was 2.4m - 3m on average. This here is already an issue because 600k views differential based on your clickbait is a big number. Think of that in sales for a company for example. So in the series of 18 months, Amber's average or relevance has plummeted to about 1m. Over 60% of fall off in a short time especially during a period of people being trapped inside is BAD like really bad. It means people are not watching for a reason, sadly being a lolcow means you're on a clock already.
Now add in Chantal and Nickado and you're doomed because both of them are far more entertaining hence you start to become irrelevant. Thumbnails are a massive thing here's Amber tryeeen:
Wow Amber! So suggestive, what did you eat? Was it shit, we'll have to click to find out.
Now Nick:
This is Nick not trying btw and not trying Nick gains 2.1m views. The guy understands he has a finite time and capitalizes on it.
So apply this overtime of Chantal being in a 7-month relationship with a crackhead and Nick. Amber has no one to blame but herself because of her own laziness at even being a fucking lolcow. She had a golden ticket but failed to show up and now she tries to force Amberisms, which the audience can tell are forced and it drives people away.
Amber and DSP are classic lolcows of their own demise because both failed to dial it in.
The lack of views is only a side-effect of the bigger issue.
So the thing people confuse a lot, in general, is a lack of views and relevance. Relevance = long stay and a general penetration of viewership. Amber at the peak was 2.4m - 3m on average. This here is already an issue because 600k views differential based on your clickbait is a big number. Think of that in sales for a company for example. So in the series of 18 months, Amber's average or relevance has plummeted to about 1m. Over 60% of fall off in a short time especially during a period of people being trapped inside is BAD like really bad. It means people are not watching for a reason, sadly being a lolcow means you're on a clock already.
Now add in Chantal and Nickado and you're doomed because both of them are far more entertaining hence you start to become irrelevant. Thumbnails are a massive thing here's Amber tryeeen:
Wow Amber! So suggestive, what did you eat? Was it shit, we'll have to click to find out.
Now Nick:
This is Nick not trying btw and not trying Nick gains 2.1m views. The guy understands he has a finite time and capitalizes on it.
So apply this overtime of Chantal being in a 7-month relationship with a crackhead and Nick. Amber has no one to blame but herself because of her own laziness at even being a fucking lolcow. She had a golden ticket but failed to show up and now she tries to force Amberisms, which the audience can tell are forced and it drives people away.
Amber and DSP are classic lolcows of their own demise because both failed to dial it in.
The lack of views is only a side-effect of the bigger issue.
