🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is what we get.
I can SAVE this you guys:
Become and Anti-Haydur.
Start with Charlie Gold and her STILL being the same weight.
 
AL has less than a month to convince Jade to do vlogmas with her. She will no doubt shower her with tacky gifts and want to show the world how generous she is. 🤑 Becky especially, so she can see what she's missing out on.
Clock is ticking Big AL. Make Becky cry in her ramen noodles this Christmas.
 
dollastoho said:
AL has less than a month to convince Jade to do vlogmas with her. She will no doubt shower her with tacky gifts and want to show the world how generous she is. 🤑 Becky especially, so she can see what she's missing out on.
Clock is ticking Big AL. Make Becky cry in her ramen noodles this Christmas.
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She's tried to tell us that Jade Francis is a figment of haydur imagination, I would have thought it'd be hard to go back on that but then when has being caught out on a lie ever worried Amber?
 
dontcallanyone said:
Interesting, when she left to get the cup she muted herself…
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Why is it interesting? Everyone mutes the microphone when they totally live by themselves.

FatalTater said:
Amber lives at The Henry, where THE most expensive apartment offered is $2,300. If Becky was getting $2,600 per month and had to pay half the bills...what the hell was she spending it all on? Netflix?
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Good question. Her flat is about $1,300 per month. To be generous, add $700 of miscellaneous utility bills and others, thus it should cost approximately $1,000 each per month. So Becky should pocket about $1,600 gross per month minus her expenses. Car expenses should be less than $600 a month total. Thus, she was spending about $1,000 a month on rubbish.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
How is she going to show us her life when her own "wifey" is embarrassed to be known as her girlfriend and won't participate and her so-called friends don't exist? She has nothing else left to show us. What will she film, "here is my Ubereats driver for my morning feed and here is my second driver for my first snack moment, and here is my food Haul from this Instacart girl?"
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Last year, she was shopping for Halloween decorations as it would be the last one. The flat was plastered with them. This year the flat is immaculate with not one decoration to be seen. Amber got a costume for Halloween every year. Some were garish, others we actually passable. This year, nothing. At least in those vlogs, she was showing something even if it was not that interesting. This year, what will she be showing about her life? Legos? Torrid? Certainly not Wifey.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Good question. Her flat is about $1,300 per month. To be generous, add $700 of miscellaneous utility bills and others, thus it should cost approximately $1,000 each per month. So Becky should pocket about $1,600 gross per month minus her expenses. Car expenses should be less than $600 a month total. Thus, she was spending about $1,000 a month on rubbish.
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I wonder if Becky was spending money on junk OR if she actually was squirreling it away and then acting like she was broke to scam GoFundMe donations. Having a pocketful of cash would certainly explain why people she's had beef with in the past are now willing to help her, and why her sister was "defending" her in the yt comments.

And why didn't Amber do anything Halloween or even autumn themed this year, other than roasting pumpkin seeds? Too depressed over the loss of her butler, or does Jade not celebrate such things and Amber is trying to impress her?
 
New video:
Archive:
 
Are we supposed to believe that Wipey isn’t still there, and that isn’t the reason amber has been a slightly productive person for the past two weeks?
 
My eyes are going to roll out of my fucking head at these comments.

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Has everyone forgotten who we’ve been watching for the couple of years?
Do people really, honestly, believe that after all these years amber is living alone just losing weight in a healthy active way? That she’s cured and that damn switch in her head she’s always talking about being flipped on and off was flipped by moving in a house nigger to cook, clean, bath, and manage her channel?
Jade. You might be a big ugly cow tippin toad attempting to float amber across the river. But eventually she’s going to sting you cause that’s her nature.
 
Waiddaminit - at 3:44 in the video, when asked about dating someone her size, her response is “not because of how HE looks physically”. Is our girl flipping?

And, that bloody first chain on her neck must be so uncomfortable.
 
So with the weigh in at still 504 el bees shes going round and round about the validity of the same old things.
Losing weight too quick/not quick enough is good
Counting calories triggers her and isnt good for her/is an acceptable way to lose weight for her
Put calorie limit way too fucking low for her to constantly maintain but its magically an ok thing to do now.

Shes still eating 4,000 to 5,000+ calories a day to maintain her monsterous size.

I love that for her.

Shes doing the same shit and we will get a binge soon. I wonder how wipey will handle that. Amber may have to choose between binging and having wipey around.

Paraphrasing-

"Would i want to date someone my size? No lol they are addicts, that's toxic for meeeee"
Still denying that she needs a therapist or any structured help.

"Id rather date someone a regular size lol, the only way i wouldnt get triggered or weighed down by someone elses bad choices"
Single ham fistedly yelled pouted and became the toxic person dragging becky down. Shes embodied the same type of person that she wouldnt want to be with, and Becky gained a shit ton of weight by even being near amberlynn.

"Oh im supposed to be 110 pounds, thats not possible for me lezbereal i wouldn't even want to be that size if i could."
Crisp. Cold. Sour. Grapes. Stay fat and angry amber. Your goal weight is still gonna make you fat as fuck, way to go.

" I wanna lose weight fasterrr"
Do it fat cunt. Destroy yourself and let your bingo wings take full form.


The only thing stopping me from straight reeeeing is the fact that amber shitting the bed metaphorically is gonna be amazeen. Whats it gonna be fatty? Food, or companionship?
 
FatAl is very good at saying a lot of words that mean nothing. It's a talent, like conquering "expert" legos.

But, credit when it's due, she finally admitted her physical problems were because she was a " bigger gorl".

So I guess that's kindagoodkindaobvious progress?

And btw, FatAl lies and is still fat as fuck.
 
This is another one of her audition videos for the benefit of her new Ambabies, such a shame she's not attracting any lol.
Admits to weighing over 500 elbees, people telling her how well she's doing, she's proud of herself (obviously), 'diets' for a week = loses 2 pounds... that is TWO pounds. She probably took a shit and washed her hair. Hell she probably lost nothing.
Only a matter of time before she cracks and the mukbangs start. I wonder what will tip her over the edge? Needing her junk food fix or needing more shekels?
 
>self sabotage by having a fucking cheat day after gaining two pounds
The redemption arc of this cycle is starting to crumble already
 
marjoram said:
But, credit when it's due, she finally admitted her physical problems were because she was a " bigger gorl".
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She does this any time she loses any amount weight.
When she lost weight due to cancer, she did a whole video about how everything is so much easier now that she has lost 70 pounds.

She's dumb but not oblivious. She is going to gain all of this weight back and I love that for her.
 
Anyone else notice her looking down at a script for talking points? I can't believe she/wifey is trying to sanitize her channel like this.

Weighing yourself every day isn't the way to do it even for a normal sized person. I wish she'd quit it with the point-2 point-8 shit. Just eat 1600 cals for a week and then weigh yourself Amber. I know, I know, she'll never actually do that shit but she's so annoying lolol.

Also she didn't even edit in faked pictures of her scale this time. Lazy as fuck.
 
I just looked over at her views and for posterity's sake, I will post the same set to see a change. I am not seeing any real change. This is bad because it means all her views are legacy at this point but legacy even falls off. I say this because the old trend is you'll go to her channel after a couple of days and videos would have jumped like 30k views.
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I am genuinely curious about how these will develop over the months because if she is popping out content all the time. These will not grow at all.

In future terms, though it is pretty bad because it means Amber's channel is then trapped in chasing the purple dragon mentality. She has to always make content to maintain her 1.3 million views. I have noticed with Amber too she starts to chug out content at 1.1m monthly views, so that's her panic point. This is after years of observing her metrics since she got popular. So my estimate of her earnings about 2k- 2.5k on 1.1m seems accurate. This is because that figure will not cover her bills.

I did not bother to watch her new video but judging by your guys' points this cycle is going to shift soon. Thanks, Jade for the "amazing" content.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I just looked over at her views and for posterity's sake, I will post the same set to see a change. I am not seeing any real change. This is bad because it means all her views are legacy at this point but legacy even falls off. I say this because the old trend is you'll go to her channel after a couple of days and videos would have jumped like 30k views.
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I am genuinely curious about how these will develop over the months because if she is popping out content all the time. These will not grow at all.

In future terms, though it is pretty bad because it means Amber's channel is then trapped in chasing the purple dragon mentality. She has to always make content to maintain her 1.3 million views. I have noticed with Amber too she starts to chug out content at 1.1m monthly views, so that's her panic point. This is after years of observing her metrics since she got popular. So my estimate of her earnings about 2k- 2.5k on 1.1m seems accurate. This is because that figure will not cover her bills.

I did not bother to watch her new video but judging by your guys' points this cycle is going to shift soon. Thanks, Jade for the "amazing" content.
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Very interesting. I'm late to the numbers, but have noticed her views are going through the floor. She's tryeen everything she can; weigh-ins, full-body thumbnails, eateen thumbnails, but just like Beggy, they aren't working. Welfare-Lynn is on the way and I love that for her. She'll soon be back liveen in a trailer and I'm here for it.
 
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