🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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The absolute state of people thumbing their noses at "only" 150 members. I cannot believe she has that many, let alone more. That's $1,348.50 a month for chrissakes.
It's such a weird thing for haydurs to be unjustifiably smug about.
It's such a weird thing for haydurs to be unjustifiably smug about.
But it's perfume and room decor! She's getting two shitty things for the price of one shitty thing. She's spending money and saving money at the same time!
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Amber will never mentally progress beyond a teenager so it's just going to get creepier and creepier as she continues to act 14 in her 40s and beyond. Assuming she lives that long.
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Is that not pretty standard or rather common place, especially amongst creative people?
Amber thinks she has a phobia of holes..... (snorks)
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Seems like one of those things that doesn't really need a label but hey, people have got to have interesting facts to tell everyone about themselves despite no-one fucking asking.
Seems fitting for Fatty.
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I don't think they are being smug. They are probably generally surprised at how much her income has fallen.
Whatever she has going on right now, isn't sustainable even if her income never dropped below the point it's at right now.
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I don’t understand how anyone can be genuinely surprised. Amber has been incredibly boring for the last two years at least.
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I suppose once You Tube and the taxman has had a slice of that it is not enough to keep her in the manner to which she has become accustomed - her views are down overall and I think her Super Chats have tanked of late.
As for Hayders smugness - that is a prerequisite is it not?
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I would have pegged it around 40 tards tops. If 150 is true, I am genuinely surprised.
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Sure, but she's also sucking up adsense. She's nowhere near the Fuck You Money she was once raking in, but it is nothing at all to sneeze at and it could support an entire family.
Being smug that Amber could support an entire fat American family rather than two entire fat American families is not really the victorious gloat some feel it is.
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The only valid reason I can think of as to why adults are paying to compliment this cunt are that their lives and personalities mirror hers to an extent.
A lot of them are probably also lazy. self pitying, possibly narcissistic and bitter bastards and so they see nothing wrong with ALR and even pity her (or worst of all, relate to her). I think we all know that a normal person would not be handing money over to Tubby.
A lot of them are probably also lazy. self pitying, possibly narcissistic and bitter bastards and so they see nothing wrong with ALR and even pity her (or worst of all, relate to her). I think we all know that a normal person would not be handing money over to Tubby.
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So, you're saying they seek validation from watching ALR slob around? That's genuinely peak "reevaluate your life" shit right there.
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The surprising part is that Amber would choose to take such a huge cut in pay, in return for doing streams that both she and her audience hate, when she could instead print money by filming herself eating her meals.
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I don't know, this is the same woman who said she can't conjure up images when she closes her eyes. She doesn't know how to explain anythings taste, smell, or texture any further than saying "it's shooooooo guuuuud!!!" because that's how powerful her mind is. For being such a creative writer, she has the vocabulary of an eighth grader.
"DESIRABLE
Sugar isn't sweet once your lips have touched mine.
Comedy isn't funny once your jokes have reached my mind.
Your laughter is soothing and your smile is warming.
Your touch is calming and your words are loving.
A lifetime is nothing but a word, forever is nothing but a limit.
Forever stops but our love doesn't.
Your beauty is indescribable.
Desirable.
You're everything I'd wish for in a soulmate.
Meeting online was nothing but fate.
You are the light of my life.
One day I will call you my wife".
Sugar isn't sweet once your lips have touched mine.
Comedy isn't funny once your jokes have reached my mind.
Your laughter is soothing and your smile is warming.
Your touch is calming and your words are loving.
A lifetime is nothing but a word, forever is nothing but a limit.
Forever stops but our love doesn't.
Your beauty is indescribable.
Desirable.
You're everything I'd wish for in a soulmate.
Meeting online was nothing but fate.
You are the light of my life.
One day I will call you my wife".
And that was in 2012. Rhyming "mine" and "mind" was certainly a choice.
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there was a young girl from Kentucky
who went online to get lucky
she swiped left and right
and then got a fright
cos all of her dates fucked off with someone else because she was a high maintenance, over possessive, stink whale
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Consume she indulges
A woman of emptiness
Her stomach is not
A woman of emptiness
Her stomach is not
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She can't stand these lives
Supporters advice like lice
Dropping from her hair
Come back Becky, Necky, Specky but nice
Wifey won't let her order rice
Or a chair, for the standing desk over there
But Becky's gone, like her room
The gloom is brewing
Ask her how she's dooen
Total shite, sorry.
Supporters advice like lice
Dropping from her hair
Come back Becky, Necky, Specky but nice
Wifey won't let her order rice
Or a chair, for the standing desk over there
But Becky's gone, like her room
The gloom is brewing
Ask her how she's dooen
Total shite, sorry.
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Oh my goddd it’s been a while since I’ve been in the ALR poetry thread (guess it doesn’t exist anymore) but I completely forgot just how poor her grasp on the English language is. My favorite line is “comedy isn’t funny once your jokes have reached my mind,” it really brings me back to the stiffness of “I heard birds walking and people communicating.”
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All the Ambabies shocked about her no show lol. She will have been paid by YT, so even though her money's down, it's time to enjoy herself. The Thumb will have driven hours - in the car that's not reliable? - to take her to 'pull-off' some money. Weird phrase; surely you fetch money or get money, perhaps it reminds her of pulling off the 2 guys at the movies? - which of course never happened. Back before she pretended to be a dyke. We all know the only thing that turns Fatty on is food.
The Thumb will be collecting her allowance, because she does nothing unless there's something in it for her. Then it's Wommart for tat for her haul videos, along with plenty of crap to eat and snacks for the trip to the Cheesecake Factory.
They will have both worked their way through the entire menu, then back to Chez Amber, where Fatty will pass out, sat upright on her couch, struggling to breathe, then farting and following through, covering herself in shitted out orange chicken. Thumby will then creep out with a lopsided smug grin, happy that she doesn't have to clean it up.
Don't ever change Boo Boo. Don't you ever dare change.
The Thumb will be collecting her allowance, because she does nothing unless there's something in it for her. Then it's Wommart for tat for her haul videos, along with plenty of crap to eat and snacks for the trip to the Cheesecake Factory.
They will have both worked their way through the entire menu, then back to Chez Amber, where Fatty will pass out, sat upright on her couch, struggling to breathe, then farting and following through, covering herself in shitted out orange chicken. Thumby will then creep out with a lopsided smug grin, happy that she doesn't have to clean it up.
Don't ever change Boo Boo. Don't you ever dare change.
