🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

So arms thing is most likely from here or Twitter because if it is on Reddit it's buried. Someone is upset her forum got Thanos'd because Chantal certainly knew about it and was laughing about it.

@TwinkieBooBoo At nearly 31 she should certainly have a profession under her belt and should be putting into the pension. As I have said prior with her prior earnings she should have bought a house and paid it off quickly. Even now a mortgage would be way cheaper though but KY properties are cheap.

 

[Kuruminha]

According to Amber, she isn't using her standing desk because she doesn't have a chair for it yet.

#mood

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[Bookish]

She acts like she hasn't done the whole, 'I can see weight loss in my face/neck/wherever' routine several dozen times already. At her size, no one should have to squint their eyes to try to find differences. If she were really trying, she'd lose a non-negligible amount of weight and it would be obvious from across the street. Yoyo'ing a few pounds back in forth, at best, is nothing. . It's crunch time and she still isn't aware of how stale and repetitive her content is.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I'd love to know what her arms weigh. I also can believe she read the posts about her arms here on the Farms.

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

So arms thing is most likely from here or Twitter because if it is on Reddit it's buried.

Not saying she doesn't read here, but it was posted to and well received on Reddit.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

When Rafe got mad and did a live years ago after they had a fight she said that Amber reads the farms constantly.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It's totally possible she either didn't go to school or did and just didn't pay attention. Her use of the english language and her lack of basic knowledge backs up both theories.

She said that she was placed in special education classes because she could not retain the information from the teachers. In later years, she basically spent her time smoking dope and cutting school. I am not sure if she graduated from high school, or they gave her a degree nonetheless.

Amber finally living with someone covering their half of the rent?

Doubtful. Hamber is a cuck because she doesn't want... excuse me...
CAN'T be alone.

Most people living in a flat as roommates would share the rent. However, I did not think of the possibility that she would let herself be bullied by Wifey to move to the second bedroom and Wifey would not pay her portion of the rent just because Amber does not want to be alone.

Well I fucking called it. "Low views is a compliment to me." She was gloating in the latest live about how she's "happier" getting less attention (money) because now there's less "hate."

She is scared because she has no Plan B. No YouTubers ever said to be happy with fewer views.

498 lbs. goal by November? Not a fat chance in hell. I've heard the bingemonster gets real spooky around Halloween.

I thought her goal was to lose 100 pounds by the end of the year? So, if she is allegedly 513 pounds now, it means that she wants to lose 15 pounds in up to 6 weeks, or a bit more than 2 pounds a week. So, she is really not interested in losing any significant amount of weight.

 

[Billie Ross]

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I honestly thought the "I'm not using the STAND UP desk because I don't have a chair", was a joke.
She's actually really serious (and sour) about it .
Hey... you all should buy a very expensive STAND UP desk to use while sitting.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I honestly thought the "I'm not using the STAND UP desk because I don't have a chair", was a joke.
She's actually really serious (and sour) about it .
Hey... you all should buy a very expensive STAND UP desk to use while sitting.

Serious, not serious. She has to test a few chairs in a store but said that she does not have a car to get there. If she bought it, why did she not think of the chair? If she did not buy it, as it is more likely, this is just for show since it is Wifey's. Regardless, we will never hear about it again.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

In her latest live she talks about teachers in elementary school not letting kids go to the bathroom, random, but whatever.

She goes on about what if you got a bladder or kidney infection? or peed or pooped right there? "Do you know how many times I was told 'no' I couldn't go to the bathroom?"

Yeah bitch, we know. That's why you got fired from your gOveRnMeNt job.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

That is a massive amount of food even for just two people. Do all fridges in the US look like that for a couple with no kids now? When my ex and I lived in the States I do not remember our fridge being that stuffed. Does she all of it or throw it out as she plans to eat healthy and then orders crap.

No, Amber is not normal, her jammed to exploding fridge is not normal, and nothing she does should be used as a guide to normal behavior for the United States.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Amber trying to convince us that her hair is suddenly becoming coarse and curly

Are we going to get

Afro-Lynn?

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

In her latest live she talks about teachers in elementary school not letting kids go to the bathroom, random, but whatever.

She goes on about what if you got a bladder or kidney infection? or peed or pooped right there? "Do you know how many times I was told 'no' I couldn't go to the bathroom?"

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Yeah bitch, we know. That's why you got fired from your gOveRnMeNt job.

That's just Amber, kidney and bladder infections are not as common amongst the general population as they are for her.

Imagine not being able to get to a toilet for 20 minutes or so and having to worry if it'll be life threatening as opposed to just uncomfortable.

 

[ADHD]

She is a woman over 30 going through early menopause refusing to take her HRT -

TRIPLE DECLINE

Has she recently said that she's not taking her HRT? I recall she said earlier in the year that she wasn't taking it, then later on said that she was back on it.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Has she recently said that she's not taking her HRT? I recall she said earlier in the year that she wasn't taking it, then later on said that she was back on it.

I think this happens because she does not go to follow-up appointments and thus cannot get a refill. Amber does not take her health very seriously. 2 years of bleeding; most women would be at their OBGYN well before that. Not Amber.

 

[C3PBRO]

Off-topic; thanks for all the love. Being a nostalgic teddy bear to a bunch of cyberbullies because a fat retard's subforum was closed is the strangest pick-me-up I'll ever have, I'm sure.

On-topic; I don't think Amberlynn will ever shine as brightly as she did when the subforum opened but I wouldn't count her out entirely. For now she'll act like her channel shrinking is a win and be an emotional vampire towards the ~40 paying idiots who remain. But she likes money, and she likes attention, and she's not going to get that being boring. If she doesn't get that now, she will.

The little lies to hide that she's not living alone are annoying and not even fun to debunk. You didn't put that sear on the pork chops after what I saw you do to that godforsaken piece of salmon. "I didn't braid [my hair] for it to get curly like this." We have eyes, you have snapchat. Or is you saying "I" didn't braid it your way of omitting the fact that someone else braided it? This is the level of dissimulation I'm accustomed to after watching her for years and it isn't even amusing anymore.

Remember the scootypuff in the Wal-mart security monitor? Or spotting junk food she'd placed on the floor while she vlogged her healthy shopping cart? Remember zooming in on her gunt and finding a spider web? That was the fun shit.

I know I'm saying what everyone's saying and it doesn't need to be said. She's boring. Anyway, slop with me recreations go here now. I'm not stopping and you can't make me.

 

[ADHD]

Amber is live:

She's "so happy" and says if you come here to read about her you're actual trash.

Archive:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

*clicks*

Amber: Do I like loldolls?

*clicks out*

 

[StrawberryDouche]

"Literally didn't know my psychiatrist was on here, but thank you."
lol

eta: her chat is very sassy today.

 

[JoJoNo]

Most people living in a flat as roommates would share the rent.

But most people living in a flat as roommates wouldn’t also be required to clean their roommates shitty ass.
I honestly cannot imagine someone as bossy as Wipey seems to be accepting the idea of having to pay for the wiping privileges. I believe her getting the biggest room and the master bathroom is proof that she is paying her share of the rent + working for free as a nurse to our gorl.
Then again, I find it hard to believe that someone like Wipey (who, whatever her real intentions might be, doesn’t seem to be a developmentally stunted 13yo boy) would want to share in ALR’s living situation at all, so I might be wrong.