🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
She's salty everyone is laughing at the baby elephants she calls arms.

Edit: Will try to find the part in the live stream but might have to beg a tech savvy gorl to clip it.

Edit 2: 6:42
 
Last edited:
i thought first she really lost some weight but...in the scene where she was trying that chip challange thing it was shocking how god dam big she still is...
i m sure she is just using Lighting and Angle to appear slimmer...i don t trust her "weigh ins"...
btw. ..Wifey is absolutely the killer of her Channel...Amber alone without her Relationship or "Friends" is just way to boring to watch...
i don t know if i should pitty the 600 pound Manatee when i see how she trys desperately to fill enough Minutes of her Vlog with stupid
pointless Babbeling or if i just should enjoy my Schadenfreude and watch her vanish into being meaningless...
 
i feel like for a dumbass that's had cancer she doesn't really know what to look for or what to act on for her health. the change in hair texture could just be from damage, because she does straighten it and apparently never conditioned until recently. it could also be an underlying health issue making the follicles unhealthy, be it autoimmune issues, thyroid(hypothyroidism having a connection to uterine cancer) issues, or just vitamin deficiencies. she just won't deal with shit until it's an emergency and i'd bet that'll be what quickly and quietly kills her.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
According to Amber, she isn't using her standing desk because she doesn't have a chair for it yet.
Click to expand...
Then what is the point of using a chair with a standing desk? Thus, the standing desk becomes like any other desk but taller. The point is you are standing, not sitting.

Edit: This stream is basically a Q & A with Amber whereas she only answers the questions she has been asked numerous times before. There is no new information, no interesting part. She may as well sit there, do nothing and call it a day. How she will build her channel is beyond me.
 
Last edited:
Queequeg said:
Amber, everyone knows you didn't go to school. lol this fucking exceptional individual.
Click to expand...
I don't know much about what they teach kids in the U.S. but I would imagine they'd have covered previous presidents i.e. Abe Lincoln.

It's totally possible she either didn't go to school or did and just didn't pay attention. Her use of the english language and her lack of basic knowledge backs up both theories.

Bitch is dumb as fuck.
 
Is Wipey actually acting as her live-in caretaker? Or is Amber waddling around her apartment with crusty doodoo ass? Imagine the smell of that, Christ almighty.

I really don’t see the gain for Wipey living there.
 
Queequeg said:
Amber, everyone knows you didn't go to school. lol this fucking exceptional individual.
Click to expand...
Doesn't know where Russia is so that's a dead giveaway. Doesn't know half of the common words said. Thinks she knows nutrition, but still eats 4 bags of hot cheetos.
high and tired said:
Is Wipey actually acting as her live-in caretaker? Or is Amber waddling around her apartment with crusty doodoo ass? Imagine the smell of that, Christ almighty.

I really don’t see the gain for Wipey living there.
Click to expand...
I agree with this, the bitch would not only have that crusty doodoo ass but be saying no one else is there with her.
 
Witch Bitch said:
Amber finally living with someone covering their half of the rent?
Click to expand...
Doubtful. Hamber is a cuck because she doesn't want... excuse me...
CAN'T be alone.

When looking for answers, the most obvious choice is generally the correct one. She’ll continue to cuck because she'll never admit she was wrong and lose (moon) face.

Hamber ain't that deep, folks.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Hamber ain't that deep, folks.
Click to expand...
This. People think that Al is this big mastermind puppetmaster when in reality she has the same brain power as a sack of potatoes.
The thought (and act) of Becky leaving her sent her into such a spiral she went on Instagram and decided to pursue the first DM that was flirty towards her. She talked to this woman a few DAYS (and before?) Becky broke up with her. Desperate for a new caretaker and the inability to juggle her plates, Wipey was contestant number one, two, and three. She said and did all the right things to earn Al's trust, "yeah babe I'll get you in shape! eat less calories than your TDEE you can do this!" was the "support" she got over the 4 years of support Becky tried to give her.
Amber bought her a ticket from NY to Lexington, and thus a beautiful relationship blossomed. Except, woops, sorry, Wipey is poly and doesn't actually wanna be your gf. It's a great way to save up for a house downpayment when you can WFH and live rent free!
Al, being the insecure dainty sullen gorl she is, accepted that Wipey doesn't wanna be her 4liferrrr gorlfriend. Because lesbereal, she's too scared to kick this woman and her boyfriend and her girlfriend out of her apartment at this point. She's outnumbered. And stupid.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
Amber has likely celebrated this "victory" by doordash ordering greasy, burnt fastfood at 11:30 PM. She'll equate that her subforum, being retired, means Amberlynn is somehow on track and losing weight. 517 lbs. is gonna turn back into 525+ lbs. real quick. fat and boring.
Click to expand...

Well I fucking called it. "Low views is a compliment to me." She was gloating in the latest live about how she's "happier" getting less attention (money) because now there's less "hate." 498 lbs. goal by November? Not a fat chance in hell. I've heard the bingemonster gets real spooky around Halloween.
Adobe_20211019_004140.png
 
She is trying so hard to generate interest and it is just really sad. I saw a clip and it was such obvious bait. Well here is the problem with your lie and logic Amber because your views were highest when you were not actually a train wreck when she first got with Becky and late Density was her highest and she was not one.

She is clearly reading here now because it has been a topic for the last 5 or so pages and she clearly scrapes ideas. I said in my prior post she will go live and try to garner attention. At this point, I actually believe she is reading farms and Reddit for ideas to generate views and goad haters.

The issue with that statement is it does not correlate with the claim you made. I do admit I do take glee in her trying to figure out how to be relevant because it must frustrate her so much privately.

The small victories
 
Amber says she doesn’t go outside when it’s snowing because she doesn’t have a snow jacket (they don’t make her size also) but it’s because she wouldn’t be able to walk a step on snow without falling

Not to be grotesque but does anyone else think her jaw meat is looking a lot looser / lumpier? She’s rotting.
 
Last edited:
mysterymoment said:
Amber says she doesn’t go outside when it’s snowing because she doesn’t have a snow jacket (they don’t make her size also) but it’s because she wouldn’t be able to walk a step on snow without falling

Not to be grotesque but does anyone else think her jaw meat is looking a lot looser / lumpier? She’s rotting.
Click to expand...

She is a woman over 30 going through early menopause refusing to take her HRT -

TRIPLE DECLINE
 
I wonder if Amber has considered at all what she plans to do going forward.

Her best earning days are behind her and even popular Youtubers that regularly upload will often say how much the algorithms kick their channel for missing an upload or not generating enough engagement.

Does she realise that by her age she should at the very least be adding to a pension? Maybe she should be working towards getting out of the money-sink that is renting a property?

Or is she aware that she probably won't make it to pension age so there is just no point in working?

Obviously I know the answer to all this, I just like the idea that Amber might read it and have another fleeting existential crisis about the direction of her life until she distracts herself with Instagram or a haydur reaction video.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom