🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Did anyone else notice Amber is no longer using the master bathroom? She used to vlog from it and the shower was directly behind when she filmed but not it’s off to the side of the mirror 🤔
 
If Jade has moved in and bullied #Amberlynn out of the best parts of her own apartment?

I will laugh, in real life, out loud. Probably more than once.
 
LOL two videos in a matter of two days, girl's been productive!

love how the lego set is very much a set BECKY would get as opposed to amber. you can kinda tell she's trying to get that same vlog feeling she used to have in her hay day and is completely flopping. the energy just isnt there anymore and hasnt been for a long time
 
Amber's getting asspats for a half-effort vlog at a like-to-dislike ratio of about 2:1. She's still 500+ lbs. and hiding her relationships with others. Walking Twinkie for a microsecond and the stuff she's previously done before is not interesting.
 
FatAl "going to sit outside" where people can SEE her? Like, actual real living people????

Yeah, gonna have to doubt that statement pretty hard.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
Amber's getting asspats for a half-effort vlog at a like-to-dislike ratio of about 2:1. She's still 500+ lbs. and hiding her relationships with others. Walking Twinkie for a microsecond and the stuff she's previously done before is not interesting.
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Sadly Amber is getting into the Life by Jen/Tammy Slaton category now, where she never leaves her apartment and interacts with next to no one. At least when they lived with the guys and went out shopping there was something. If she stays on this trajectory she will soon be needing a wheelchair, and will be reduced to occasionally vloging a grocery haul of stuff that was delivered.
 
Chocola said:
am i going crazy, or is she buying better than sex and rare beauty eyeliner every month

gorl dolls up to sit at home all alone and binge on frozen dinners, sad!
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It's definitely a thing. Loser females that buy tons of makeup yet never leave the house. They'll doll themselves up and take 50 selfies and post it somewhere to try and pretend they have some sort of life outside their hoarded hovel. Would almost be sad if it weren't for them being dregs on society to begin with, really.
 
OK, the Wifey owning the room theory is looking legit. I think like @Turd Fergusson said Wifey is paying a lot and basically has said to Amber. Wipey said me and my "boyfriend" get the master. This relationship is merely a caretaker one and is LARPing as a real one for views.

The falloff on her videos is insane because clip channels are just reuploading it and making it tolerable.
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She really has fallen but I am really shocked how fast, these are like LifebyJen numbers when she clickbaits. The standing desk is definitely Jade's too because why would Amber a deathfat need a standing desk. She is going to put out a mega clickbait live stream tomorrow. To put into perspective in 2019 she was getting on average 75k views a day and now can barely muster 30k.

She operates very mechanically because she will do things to guarantee 1 million views and no more than that but she is destroying her channel. I truly believe Amber despises her "job" but is trapped because she can't get welfare and it would not cover her expenses. I do think users are just going to abandon Amber and commit to Chantal fully.

What Chantal did was genius because I think it was intentional, she livestreamed/uploaded so much that it averted people's gaze from Amber. I think she dry ran this last summer when she was mukbanging almost daily and noticed her metrics in comparison to Amber's.

I believe for 0 seconds that Amber has lost weight, the odd jumpcut was either shitty trolling or a really crappy job. She is clearly hovering it in though when Jade is not home.
 
MarvelousMess said:
Did anyone else notice Amber is no longer using the master bathroom? She used to vlog from it and the shower was directly behind when she filmed but not it’s off to the side of the mirror 🤔
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If she was living by herself, she could film anywhere she wanted. Now, she is relegated to the second bedroom and the main bathroom. Clearly, someone else is living with her and it is not Becky. Not only that, but the other person is not sleeping with her and does not want to share the master bathroom. Long gone is the time that she would use the boy's bathroom in Montecillo.

demonic grandma said:
love how the lego set is very much a set BECKY would get as opposed to amber. you can kinda tell she's trying to get that same vlog feeling she used to have in her hay day and is completely flopping. the energy just isnt there anymore and hasnt been for a long time
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Becky never build Legos before, so she would not get this one. I did not realize that the sets labelled "9+" are now called "expert". I guess it is for a 9-year-old. There is nothing wrong with building Lego sets and the new Titanic set might be fun to do, but is this the only thing she did this week that warrant so much time on her vlog?

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
The standing desk is definitely Jade's too because why would Amber a deathfat need a standing desk.
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Yes, indeed, why would she need one? The only people using them are either office employees working from home or at a workplace, or students doing their classwork at home. No one uses a standing desk for anything else; they basically use it for computer work, which Amber does not do any. If she was using it, why did she not use it to put together the Lego set? Again, clearly, it is not hers, and she failed miserably to convince us.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
She operates very mechanically because she will do things to guarantee 1 million views and no more than that but she is destroying her channel. I truly believe Amber despises her "job" but is trapped because she can't get welfare and it would not cover her expenses. I do think users are just going to abandon Amber and commit to Chantal fully.
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She has no other alternative at this point. She used to be a lot more chipper, not anymore.

Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
I believe for 0 seconds that Amber has lost weight, the odd jumpcut was either shitty trolling or a really crappy job. She is clearly hovering it in though when Jade is not home.
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Amber's weight loss "journey" has always been for show. At her weight, it is almost impossible to lose any significant amount of weight by yourself. She needs to lose at least 350 to 400 pounds, not just the 10-20 pounds that most people want to lose to fit in a nice dress. The only way for her to succeed is to enroll in a medically supervised programme. Her solution so far has been Optavia, Jenny Craig, Noom, etc.
 
Amber is 30 and this is where she is in life.

I just watched Becky's "Making beats, painting gourds, and breathing air" video and other than there being WAY too much of her playing with a high tech version of a Casio keyboard, it was fun. I am going to work "Is that a gourd or are you just happy to see me?" into a conversation at least once this week I swear.
 
FatalTater said:
Amber is 30 and this is where she is in life.

I just watched Becky's "Making beats, painting gourds, and breathing air" video and other than there being WAY too much of her playing with a high tech version of a Casio keyboard, it was fun. I am going to work "Is that a gourd or are you just happy to see me?" into a conversation at least once this week I swear.
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Pumpkins, kitties, doggos, and Pinback (I think). There is more going on in the first minute of that video then in the last month of all of Amber's videos combined.
 
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