🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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How does the dumb fuck believe she'll keep her channel alive with vlogs like this?
Realistically she could blow up and go viral easily if she'd just stop eating. It's that easy for someone who already has a platform and chance at a huge physical change, she could still stuff her face with 3000kcal and the weight would drop off. She wants money, attention and people to envy her - all of this can be achieved by doing one simple thing. STOP BEING A GREEDY FUCKER.

We all know that apple/peanut butter garbage is not representative of your eating habits. This lard baby has a piss easy way of getting everything she wants but nope.
Her face also has that ''I haven't washed in a week and I've applied foundation over foundation over foundation each day'' texture. Just hold the shower head to your face, Jesus.
 
Her latest IG post.
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Null said:
And cyanide, but I guess she'd need a lot of apples.
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Yes, she'd need a ton of them and we all know gorl doesn't actually eat fruit.

Plus, the seeds generally pass through your digestive system completely intact, so even if they contained a meaningful quantity of cyanide, it would be unlikely to do any harm.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
It is one thing of watching a 10 minutes video, it is another one watching an hour video from her. She is not getting the views because people only watch her streams live. Most are watching the highlights on other channels.


This is about right. CPM have not been back to pre-pandemic level yet.


I think that Jade pays quite a bit. This is why Jade still works and this is why Amber has been relegated to the second bedroom. Right now, her food bill is easily over $1,500 a month ($50/day). If she was eating as she has shown in her latest vlog, she would lose a lot a weight, which she has not. This was all for show for her supporters.

Amber does not put any effort if she does not have too. To put a vlog Saturday when she just had to wait till today tells us that money is getting tight. She has gone through her savings since she can’t afford bariatric surgery, cannot afford a car for wifey and need to beg Becky to give her a ride. She will need to start working for her money.
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Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
@Turd Fergusson

agree on all points and Jade paying is thankful because if that is the case her finances are in an even worst place. Applying her taxes which are probably about $800 this is all of them including income and self-employment and others if any paid on purchases etc. Applying the $1.500 on food and rent meaning she is net -$600 this is before applying other purchases.

Her channel has not been good since November as her vlogmas last year she struggled in views meaning this problem has persisted for 10 months. Bariatric surgery average in the states is agreed from farmed to be $20.000 - 25.

Ambers theorized savings are $20.000
10 x $600 = $6.000 (extreme minimum)
My theory is Amber has barely $2.000 in savings as she probably paid money to Becky to silence her. The car was a distraction to viewers to divert any theory of monetary arrangements.

The wifey paying a lot makes a lot of sense if you apply the above figures and the taxes are the funds either spent or saved away.

Amber's channel is so depressing because she did not capitalize on her infamy in any aspect but brought plastic shit and hocked it on Facebook. She could of in her height of 2.5 years bought a house in KY and used it as equity in case but she is so stupid. Amber's channel deserves to rot because she tries to grab viewers with her shit cooking now but only ZM is biting. The scrambled egg thing was such an obvious ploy but no one cares anymore.

I expect her manic clawing in irrelevancy will either be hilarious or a pathetic thud. Capitalize on your successes folks.
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You seem to be forgetting the members, each ar paying $8 a month for nothing and seems she has around 500, how many are gone by now we don't know, but mostly are stupid fatties who leave it to automatically renew giving free money to the lazy BEAST.
The membership was what saved her when the money was gone and she started selling junk, was also the exact moment Necky decided to leave. 🤔
Her savings were all gone with the cancer hospital bills, first she claimed having insurance and after she changed and the "insurance" was probably just a tiny discount in the massive bill.
Doesn't matter how much money she makes, she'll always be a hospital visit away from major debt.
Whoever's living with her thinking they can money milk the cow is extremely stupid.
 
She should just do a full fledged mookbong and her views will triple easily. Hamber needs to start taking ques from Chinny and stuff her face for that cash, these little snack foods she shows off isn't it fam. Hambers been hurting for money , this is the reason why Becky left her ass. I bet Jade told her to start vlogging again because the livestreaming isn't sustainable long term anymore.
 
lostinwoods said:
She should just do a full fledged mookbong and her views will triple easily. Hamber needs to start taking ques from Chinny and stuff her face for that cash, these little snack foods she shows off isn't it fam. Hambers been hurting for money , this is the reason why Becky left her ass. I bet Jade told her to start vlogging again because the livestreaming isn't sustainable long term anymore.
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I feel like ALR is stubborn enough to go broke trying to live out this fantasy facade she tries to put on.

It's quite amusing. Which part of ALR wins first, her narcissism or her greed? 🪙
 
We know she eats massively off camera, we have eyes we can see her "body", if she's desperate for money then film the binges, hiding it just limits the views. She says her most viewed videos are mukbangs - which I believe is true, embrace it and make that easy money. Nikocado does it and is rolling in cash.

Food is her only true love but she refuses to show much about it, and if she does it's just glimpses of snacks, it's boring. I want full mookbongs back like the old days! I'm off to watch Chinny destroy some Lokmas.
 
Since the Amberlynn's subforum is now reduced to a single thread (RIP to an era), are we allowed to talk about Becky here or is there another place we can talk about her?

Cuz I have so much to say about her latest videos...especially the decor.
 
Fandom Trash said:
Since the Amberlynn's subforum is now reduced to a single thread (RIP to an era), are we allowed to talk about Becky here or is there another place we can talk about her?

Cuz I have so much to say about her latest videos...especially the decor.
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The Becky thread has been moved out of Spergatory, so please use that to discuss Becky/Rafe/Eric/Ricky/etc.
 
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daitygorl said:
I'd like to add that the food she's been making has been coming from hello fresh. So maybe Jade isn't there after all

Smoky Pork Chops with Avocado Mango Salsa
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I do not think that Amber would use Hello Fresh if she was living by herself. Instead, we would basically order meals using UberEats or Doordash. I think that Wifey has told Amber to start to cook and Hello Fresh is as good as nothing. She tried it last year or the year before. She got tired of it as there is not enough calories in these meals. She has also not worked on her mental issues making her overeat, so I suspect that this will not last long.
 
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