🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This is a woman who "forced" herself to eat a pizza after taking meds designed to make her not eat. Unless you're 550 pounds, your alcoholism doesn't apply to Amberlynn.

That's true and I forgot about that, I was thinking more along the lines of what I have seen in others and experienced myself - when you get to a certain level of alcohol intake food becomes less of a concern and you only really eat snacky foods high in Salt and Sugar to maintain a few elements your diet is lacking.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That's true and I forgot about that, I was thinking more along the lines of what I have seen in others and experienced myself - when you get to a certain level of alcohol intake food becomes less of a concern and you only really eat snacky foods high in Salt and Sugar to maintain a few elements your diet is lacking.

This will only apply to Amber if they start selling 80 proof cheeseburgers and candy bars.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

There was a drunken Younow that may be lost to time where she drank an entire bottle of wine and two Smirnoff drinks in under an hour. She even had to brave the stairs to get the two Smirnoff drinks and admitted to crawling up on her hands and knees. I was watching that day. She was wasted and her stomach must be the size of a Camelbak to hold that much liquid. Ahh the good ol' days. I miss her younows. They offered her a partnership but she was too lazy to even follow up with them about it. Her laziness knows no bounds and her content will probably get more scarce and less entertaining the fatter she gets, her increasing size being the only thing of interest and the thing she's most keen to hide.

 

[SodiumGhost]

Amber doesn't even like alcohol , it's too bitter for her toddler palete. That's why she awkwardly pretended to take sips on Walmart wine the last time she drank on Livestream.

She just likes the attention and maybe she feels like she's doing 'grown up' things.

Also she likes to claim she's so dainty and a single can of hard seltzer gets her buzzed. So yeah.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber doesn't even like alcohol , it's too bitter for her toddler palete. That's why she awkwardly pretended to take sips on Walmart wine the last time she drank on Livestream.

She just likes the attention and maybe she feels like she's doing 'grown up' things.

Also she likes to claim she's so dainty and a single can of hard seltzer gets her buzzed. So yeah.

This is true. When she does get drunk, it's always on ultra-sweet drinks, like Malibu, Bailey's by the glass, or cheap dessert wine. Someone ought to tell her about 99 Bananas...It was banana Malibu that got her to flirt with Krystle's GF and Becky's ex Nena that resulted in some shennanigans and tit pics (from Nena). She's a real bitch to act like she's suuuuuch great friends with Krystle and then to go and flirt with her girlfriend. No wonder when she sent that huge box of Christmas gifts, insulated with chip bags, the favor was not returned. She and Krystle don't even seem to be friends anymore. Does anyone know if Krystle is even still dating Nena? Nena was pulling an Amberlynn and living with (and off-of) Krystal's family last I heard. But after the banana Malibu, we never heard about them again.

 

[DontEatThat]

This is true. When she does get drunk, it's always on ultra-sweet drinks, like Malibu, Bailey's by the glass, or cheap dessert wine. Someone ought to tell her about 99 Bananas...It was banana Malibu that got her to flirt with Krystle's GF and Becky's ex Nena that resulted in some shennanigans and tit pics (from Nena). She's a real bitch to act like she's suuuuuch great friends with Krystle and then to go and flirt with her girlfriend. No wonder when she sent that huge box of Christmas gifts, insulated with chip bags, the favor was not returned. She and Krystle don't even seem to be friends anymore. Does anyone know if Krystle is even still dating Nena? Nena was pulling an Amberlynn and living with (and off-of) Krystal's family last I heard. But after the banana Malibu, we never heard about them again.

If she gets into 99 Bananas shes gonna end up looking more like a bloated banana than she already does.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There was a drunken Younow that may be lost to time where she drank an entire bottle of wine and two Smirnoff drinks in under an hour. She even had to brave the stairs to get the two Smirnoff drinks and admitted to crawling up on her hands and knees. I was watching that day. She was wasted and her stomach must be the size of a Camelbak to hold that much liquid. Ahh the good ol' days. I miss her younows. They offered her a partnership but she was too lazy to even follow up with them about it. Her laziness knows no bounds and her content will probably get more scarce and less entertaining the fatter she gets, her increasing size being the only thing of interest and the thing she's most keen to hide.

I've never seen that but for her physical size that's a lot of volume to pack away.

Amber doesn't even like alcohol , it's too bitter for her toddler palete. That's why she awkwardly pretended to take sips on Walmart wine the last time she drank on Livestream.

She just likes the attention and maybe she feels like she's doing 'grown up' things.

Also she likes to claim she's so dainty and a single can of hard seltzer gets her buzzed. So yeah.

This is true. When she does get drunk, it's always on ultra-sweet drinks, like Malibu, Bailey's by the glass, or cheap dessert wine. Someone ought to tell her about 99 Bananas...It was banana Malibu that got her to flirt with Krystle's GF and Becky's ex Nena that resulted in some shennanigans and tit pics (from Nena). She's a real bitch to act like she's suuuuuch great friends with Krystle and then to go and flirt with her girlfriend. No wonder when she sent that huge box of Christmas gifts, insulated with chip bags, the favor was not returned. She and Krystle don't even seem to be friends anymore. Does anyone know if Krystle is even still dating Nena? Nena was pulling an Amberlynn and living with (and off-of) Krystal's family last I heard. But after the banana Malibu, we never heard about them again.

I've seen people like her really get into alcopops at first then work into the harder stuff once they are too wasted to care about the flavour they tend to to be the kind of drinkers who start off at lunch carry on through the mid afternoon and then around dinner time switch to the harder drinks passing out and waking up in a mess of regrets and wanting fluids.

 

[shragae]

Fat ain't a disability. Too many fat fucks like Hamber way ahead of her in the disability line.

She has a very rude awakening coming.
Just sayin'.

Social Security Disability isn't much money -- assuming that she has paid into Social Security. . . It is a percentage of what you get at retirement age... Even with food stamps and SSI ALR is used to spending a lot more just on food alone let alone all her earrings!

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

I've seen people like her really get into alcopops at first then work into the harder stuff once they are too wasted to care about the flavour they tend to to be the kind of drinkers who start off at lunch carry on through the mid afternoon and then around dinner time switch to the harder drinks passing out and waking up in a mess of regrets and wanting fluids.

So you have been to the UK then?

 

[Lucille's Brands]

I'm not a ALR scholar but I am someone with a very personal experience with Alcoholism, and ALR isn't the type to end up functional or high functioning.If she goes that way she will end up as a Heavyweight Betty i.e because she's big needs to drink more just to get a buzz and drink more and more often to feel the same and end up bluring the line between buzzed and drink and will develop a addiction to booze by the shot. Ironically at this point of alcoholisim she wont put on weight as she wont be eating she will be geting most of her calories from alcohol, ironically one thing to look out for if she heads this way is her eating Bar Snacks or craving them, she eats a lot of bad quality foods but when she starts craving thinks like Pork Scracthcings, Crisps in odd flavors or odd mixes of them she'll be very much into it.

I honestly think if ALR does develop some kind of adiction beyond food it will be the end of her, and I honestly don't want to see that as the decline is big and nasty and hard for those around them, and ALR had the money around her her to support a serious alcohol problem for a while at any rate.

As much as I hate to say it there are genetic predispositions thou additions that upbringing cant correct or present as one thing and morph into another after some time because the high a person gets off something is no longer enought and they need to spice it up like with Foodie Beauty starting to experiment with Food and Drugs, Alcohol, Weed, Coke, MDMA an other narcotics it's just filling a void they have socially and emotionally that they dont want to confront, with Foodie I think she's just stuck in her highschool era teen phase and she never got to fufill her dreams of that part of her life, but Amber I think honestly has deep emotional holes socially, developmentally and physically she's scared of adressing at a very personal level shes not even aware of other than a slight niggling thought at the back of her brain.

The monkey on Amber's back is, and has always been, food. Bodies don't lie.
She might dabble with alcohol, like Foodie with drugs, but addictions with a strangle hold on someone rarely let up, or change how they manifest.
Here she discusses a diet fail, and is as near to candid or truthful as I've ever heard her.
The empty promises, hopes, plans, determination, giving in to temptation, bliss, coming down, self hatred, empty promises.. all the addiction language and experience is there.
She doesn't need to turn to alcohol, food is her master.
Timestamped.
E - sp

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I've seen people like her really get into alcopops at first then work into the harder stuff once they are too wasted to care about the flavour they tend to to be the kind of drinkers who start off at lunch carry on through the mid afternoon and then around dinner time switch to the harder drinks passing out and waking up in a mess of regrets and wanting fluids.

So you have been to the UK then?

Or Benidorm?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Social Security Disability isn't much money -- assuming that she has paid into Social Security. . . It is a percentage of what you get at retirement age... Even with food stamps and SSI ALR is used to spending a lot more just on food alone let alone all her earrings!

Partial disability is $600 a month. But you have to get your ass to a state scheduled doctor’s appointment to be evaluated to get it.

 

[Wednesday Addams 666]

Social Security Disability isn't much money -- assuming that she has paid into Social Security. . . It is a percentage of what you get at retirement age... Even with food stamps and SSI ALR is used to spending a lot more just on food alone let alone all her earrings!

Social security also counts as income, so she would likely get a reduced amount of food stamps a month.

She could humble herself and go to food banks for handouts...now there's a vlog I'd like to see.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Awesome! We're in the How Much is Becky's/Amber's Hypothetical Welfare Check part of the cycle. Cool. I am sure insights will be had and new information revealed unlike the previous 3057 times.

 

[Insulin reid]

Awesome! We're in the How Much is Becky's/Amber's Hypothetical Welfare Check part of the cycle. Cool. I am sure insights will be had and new information revealed unlike the previous 3057 times.

Welfare will never be a part of the equation because they will never lower themselves to welfare. Becky is smart enough to know that won't be enough and amber won't lower herself to that. She would rather show Laygs than lower herself to that.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

You can't tell when a good liar lies, but Amber is on another planet. She will lie on the most ridiculous subject, then double down. One of the most famous examples was putting a hair conditioner on her face. She could just have said "my bad, I made a mistake", and leave it at it. No one would have remembered. Instead, she said that she was told to do this by a cosmetology friend of hers. Amber's universe is filled with such porkies. The reason she contradicts herself is that she does not remember what lies she said previously.

What you're describing is a "compulsive l

Things Vocabularylynn won't stop saying that make me (and probs others) hate myself for always coming back to this degeneracy:

"umm" (high pitched)
"deepest darkest" [secrets, stuff, things...]
"like"
finishing sentences with "...so....yea."
"akchual"
"it is what it is"
"fushur" ( note : <<for sure>>)
"rah"
"lidurlee"
"moment"

you fergot "seasoneen"

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Partial disability is $600 a month. But you have to get your ass to a state scheduled doctor’s appointment to be evaluated to get it.

Where do you live where $600 a month isn't considered 'not much money'? Because that's where I need to move immediately,

That's true and I forgot about that, I was thinking more along the lines of what I have seen in others and experienced myself - when you get to a certain level of alcohol intake food becomes less of a concern and you only really eat snacky foods high in Salt and Sugar to maintain a few elements your diet is lacking.

I don't know if you're referencing it at the level my mind went to but there's an actual eating disorder that's basically that - people saving their calories for booze and not eating. Although I don't think that Amber would ever get to a point where she wouldn't eat if given the choice. Liquids fill your stomach but food hits different.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Where do you live where $600 a month isn't considered 'not much money'? Because that's where I need to move immediately,

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

 

[Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince]

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

Depends on where you live and what you can find on the market.

I live in Texas and not one of the huge cities but its comparable to Lexington in population, bought my 1,000 square foot apartment for 60k the mortgage is $450 a month but I pay a little more than and no it’s not in the ghetto.

however, property that is comparable to The Henry goes for $1200 easy and since properties like that tend to be corporate you couldnt actually buy a unit.

Now, if she were to live in an actual metropolitan area, like downtown Seattle (lol bitch wut?), her purse would be a lot lighter than it is now.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Anywhere in the grand scheme of Living in the USA.... 600 bucks ain't even paying the rent. Somewhere in the ghetto, mebbe. But for fuck certain not the Henry or the "style" in which our Fat Princess feels so entitled to.

Troof.

Double it or triple that $600 bills and you MIGHT have a somewhat decent life and be be able to get by okay. $600 dollars a month is chump change. I couldn't live on it and no way in Hell our gorl could without roommates. She eats that much in 2weeks, easy.

Not ragging ya, just reality speaking here.

How many Deathfats are on Disability or welfare and still mange to shovel 10,000 calories a day? DeathByJen gets SSI/SSDI/whatever and a subsidized apartment (not matter how shit) and STILL managed to eat herself to (soon-impending) death. Amber will be fine if she has to get SSI/SSDI. US has so much cheap, shit food, she will have no problem maintaining her planetary figure. She will have to give up the "luxury" apartment though. But that doesn't matter. It is not as if she appreciates the space she lives in. She merely needs a place with enough room for a couch that she can plant her fat ass on and a table to put the food on.