🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ricky couldnt do what AL does because he has dignity.

This cunt sells herself like a sideshow circus act.
 
Strine said:
The only way Amber would unsconce herself from that house would be finding a new gorlfriend who was even easier to manipulate. I don't know that there's a better model for that than the "exceptional obese teenage boy" model that she has used recently though. Her "relationship" choices are predicated entirely on how much she can use the other person for. If a man came along who suited her whims better than Becky she would dump Becky within a day and we'd get a video called I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!
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I have to agree. Amber's relationships are sexless and involve more manipulation than love, what does it matter to her if it's a man she sucks dry (metaphorically)? Frankly, sex at this point is mechanically impossible (and likely pungent as a durian).
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
I have to agree. Amber's relationships are sexless and involve more manipulation than love, what does it matter to her if it's a man she sucks dry (metaphorically)? Frankly, sex at this point is mechanically impossible (and likely pungent as a durian).
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At least durain tastes good..unlike Amber's coochie:horrifying::islamic:
 
Strine said:
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She is so full of shit. :lol: Yeah, sure, Rickie constantly tells Amber he admires her hard work. The Rickie I usually see ignores Amber as much as possible. He barely talks to her and when he does, he's not exactly heaping on the praise. A man who gets into his car, drives to work, works, and earns a paycheck is hardly going to admire a fat, lazy sloth for filming herself eating and coloring and riding her scooter around Walmart. That was too funny.
 
She has some nerve throwing shade at Ricky:
- the only one who works in the house
- comes home after a long day and mows the lawn while the weebles wabble all day and don't do shit
- cleans, cooks, and basically maintains the household

OH, but he could never do what she does. Goirl, shut your pie hole. I'd love to see you pluck chickens for even 2 hours. I hope he sees your snap chat and is devising a plan to either move you to the basement, or out of the house altogether.
 
xenomorph said:
More like: "I couldnt do THAT." And of course AL in her narc brain took it as admiration. Hardly.
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I was just about to say this. I sincerely doubt the word 'admire' or anything similar ever left his mouth but he likely said something along the lines of "I couldn't ever do what you do" and she assumed that was admiration rather than a passive aggressive remark.

ETA: If he really does admire AL for being a youtuber - hey Ricky, we'd rather be watching you anyway. You're the only one in that house with a shred of a personality.
 
Strine said:
The only way Amber would unsconce herself from that house would be finding a new gorlfriend who was even easier to manipulate. I don't know that there's a better model for that than the "exceptional obese teenage boy" model that she has used recently though.
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These kind of people find always another enabler; it's seems to be their one and only power.
For now, the only hope for Becky to get rid of Amber is to finally say "I have enough of your bullshit", and I don't think a lot of time will pass before this happens. In the video of Amber's fake panic attack Becky looks fucking done with her shit, and even in the newest vlog, she looks dead in the eyes anytime her gooorlfriend calls her/interacts with her. There is no other way out.
Then she will need therapy. Lots of it, because otherwise she'll just end up giving the fault of all what happened to herself and she'll unconciously look for another Amber in order to feel at peace with herself.
 
bananaliqueurlips said:
Cuz I'm here for the trainwreck I just don't want to be enabling it.
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Same, I don't believe in enabling this people here. They get that enough as it is.

Crunchy Leaf said:
Not sure who Amber will leach off of next, though.
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Maybe she'll finally start dating one of those weird Feeder people?

AmbazFetidTaint said:
Frankly, sex at this point is mechanically impossible (and likely pungent as a durian).
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When's the last time Amber saw her gonch exactly? A few years ago?

Fatguypewdiepie said:
At least durain tastes good..unlike Amber's coochie:horrifying::islamic:
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I reckon it's about the same. I've had the misfortune of smelling durian before and it's as bad as everyone says it is and the damn thing wasn't even cut open yet.
 
BloodyValentine said:
When's the last time Amber saw her gonch exactly? A few years ago?
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I'm ready for my :islamic: ratings, but can you imagine her bush? Her little t-rex arms couldn't possibly lift her undercarriage and shave so she must be a wild forest under there. Unless she lays back and lifts/uses a piece of wood to lift her fupa and has Becky shave her. God I hate myself for thinking of these things. Why does my brain torture me? :cryblood:
 
Amber doesn't shave at all. She always wears pants so what's the point in shaving her gross legs, cant reach her pubes, and I highly doubt she can hold her arms up long enough to shave her pits.
 
Even if she could hold her arms up long enough to shave her pits :optimistic:, she'd have to manipulate her batwings somehow in order to shave her distended pits. When you're that fat your underarm hair gets all fucked up and doesn't grow where it should so there's no way she'd be able to shave it all without having some stray long hairs hiding where she can't reach.
 
I'm wondering how deep is Hamberlynn's belly button? Just imagine... It must be at least 2 feet deep. Is it even possible to wash it without a power washer?
 
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With drug addict parents, she should know better than to play dumb with an answer like this.

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Gee, could it be that earlier in the video you specified one of the packs of alcoholic drinks were Becky's?
 
Bunny said:
I'm ready for my :islamic: ratings, but can you imagine her bush? Her little t-rex arms couldn't possibly lift her undercarriage and shave so she must be a wild forest under there. Unless she lays back and lifts/uses a piece of wood to lift her fupa and has Becky shave her. God I hate myself for thinking of these things. Why does my brain torture me? :cryblood:
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:horrifying: what have I done?
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
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Gee, could it be that earlier in the video you specified one of the packs of alcoholic drinks were Becky's?
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Jfc. She specifically pointed out that the Mike's Hard Lemonade was Becky's and also mentioned that she was the only person not drinking at the lake.
Not only is this a stupid lie, she's being a condescending prick about it. She truly thinks she's smarter than everyone. If you're going to lie, why not just say Becky only drank a couple and sobered up by the time they left? What an obnoxious idiot.
 
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