🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Strawberry Swirl]

Someone doesn't know the definition of a Motel... we literally saw you leave and walk down an exterior walkway to get to Erics room

 

[Queen Kimberly]

Who is this “close friend” she keeps referencing? Do they exist? Amber has four friends at most and we know exactly who they are. Unless this mysterious friend Ambers citing is her next victim? Only time will tell.

 

[BerriesArnold]

Her very close friend is the little roach buddy that hangs around her fat neck folds. And yeah, that extra 400lbs she's carrying? Aaalll because of the antidepressants. In fact, that's why there are millions of depressed 520lb whales in the world today.

 

[Twinkie]

To be fair Lexapro is notorious for causing weight gain (read: causing increased appetite. The pill itself doesn't defy the laws of thermodynamics). Dummy should've stayed on Wellbutrin or Zoloft.

I think I want a namechange to Blizzare. Twinkie is a lost cause anyway tbh.

What kind of comment is that? She has standards now? She'd never stay in a motel but she would eat herself to 600 pounds? She wouldn't lower herself to staying at Motel 6 (which is perfectly respectable btw, who the fuck cares) but she would sleep on a dirty pile of mattresses ON THE FLOOR. Fucking idiot.

 

[JaneThough]

Someone doesn't know the definition of a Motel... we literally saw you leave and walk down an exterior walkway to get to Erics room

I bet where she's staying has some fancy name, or doesn't explicitly call itself a motel, therefor to her it's not.

 

[ADHD]

Who is this “close friend” she keeps referencing?

The Binge Monster.

 

[497]

Someone doesn't know the definition of a Motel... we literally saw you leave and walk down an exterior walkway to get to Erics room

That plus the door was cracked open in one video where you could clearly see it was outside

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

I wish this wasn’t a lie because that would be so fucking funny lmaoooo such a dumb fat lady

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Someone doesn't know the definition of a Motel... we literally saw you leave and walk down an exterior walkway to get to Erics room

They stayed at the Red Roof Inn. While the Red Roof Inn does have some hotels, as you said they definitely stayed at a motel. What an idiot.

ETA: Some hilarious reviews on Red Roof Inn Lexington South (I'm assuming they stayed there, it's 3 minutes from Cheesecake Fattory) include bed bug warnings and customers complaining of piss stained bedding.

 

[DuckSucker]

View attachment 496903 Blizzare

Dude everything in your orbit revolves around you, youre 500 lbs.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

ETA: Some hilarious reviews on Red Roof Inn Lexington South (I'm assuming they stayed there, it's 3 minutes from Cheesecake Fattory) include bed bug warnings and customers complaining of piss stained bedding.

Perfect! Bugs and piss stained bedding. Amber would be right at home

 

[Strong Tomato]

Someone doesn't know the definition of a Motel... we literally saw you leave and walk down an exterior walkway to get to Erics room

The literal point of a motel is that the entrances to the rooms are exterior. She wants to act like motels are trashy and she's too good for that. Maybe she should look up the differences between motels and hotels before she opens her fat mouth.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Perfect! Bugs and piss stained bedding. Amber would be right at home

I really hope they brought home bedbugs

 

[bananaliqueurlips]

why doesn't Amberlynn just get into feederism and webcam for money?? I bet she could help out with her financial burden that way. Cheesecake Factory doesn't pay for itself.

 

[C3PBRO]

They stayed at the Red Roof Inn. While the Red Roof Inn does have some hotels, as you said they definitely stayed at a motel. What an idiot.

ETA: Some hilarious reviews on Red Roof Inn Lexington South (I'm assuming they stayed there, it's 3 minutes from Cheesecake Fattory) include bed bug warnings and customers complaining of piss stained bedding.

Winner winner Orange Chicken dinner.

Spoiler: Photos

ETA:

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Winner winner Orange Chicken dinner.

OMG. probably why she picked the place. Wanted the close proximity.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It's an Inn, like that Holiday Inn and the Days Inn, and La Quinta Inn. It's like a bed and breakfast. they had breakfast in bed, haydurz.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

I cannot believe they spent $150-200 on a few days in a shitty motel 2 hours away from home to go to Walmart and Target, play mini golf, eat Cheesecake Factory and ice cream, and not even go to the event they were supposed to go to Even with big girl's weight lowering the Hyundai Accent's mpg, they still would've been better off saving their money and making Lexington a single day trip for Pride or even coming back another time at the most if they really wanted to go play mini golf and eat orange chicken.

why doesn't Amberlynn just get into feederism and webcam for money?? I bet she could help out with her financial burden that way. Cheesecake Factory doesn't pay for itself.

She makes 10k a month according to her, she doesn't have any financial burdens. How dare you.

 

[Twinkie]

Maybe in Amber's mind this "vacation" was her last hurrah. She's going to go home and diet for real real this time!

 

[Paging Dr. Now]

Maybe in Amber's mind this "vacation" was her last hurrah. She's going to go home and diet for real real this time!

I'm sure she did think that...except Eric has posted videos of her eating out since UnPride. She is not capable of changing on her own. If she coulda she woulda. Time to move to Houston.