🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"Kate opened the bathroom door and there she was, Jessica just standing there, almost waiting for Kate with the creepiest look on her face. She almost looked like she wanted to stab me."

This is almost definitely Amber LMAO
 
"Lana."
"Manny, stop beating around the damn bush and tell me what the fuck is going on." I was on edge, feeling impatient and frustrated with Manny, and I hadn't slept but 3 hours in the last 35 hours.
"She's in the hospital."
"Okay. Why?" I asked calmly.
"She got into a car crash."
"Uh huh. Keep going. Why am I needed here?"



Lmao I love how cunty Blake is. That's our gorl
 
Feelsbad said:
"Kate opened the bathroom door and there she was, Jessica just standing there, almost waiting for Kate with the creepiest look on her face. She almost looked like she wanted to stab me."

This is almost definitely Amber LMAO
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Switching from third to first person (for no reason)? Definitely Amberlynn.
 
Not to beat the not a lesbian thing. But reading her stories about how she sees how sex should be and how other people do it and view it, it is clearer that she is asexual. She has a very young adult view of sex. What she sees from movies must be reality in her mind.

That is why she says she was raped by kasey. Kasey had a sex drive. Krystal never pushed, so no sex happened. Destiny was like a little kid mentally, so she was happy with whatever they did for a very short time.

Now reading about how Beck didnt want to have sex with her ex with the nasty underwear for a long time shows to me Beck doesnt have a strong sex drive either. Otherwise she would have moved on asap once she realized that girl had hygiene issues. You cant say Beck gets the uhaul hormones and falls quick for women either, so those emotions dont fit on why she stayed with crotch rot.

Has beck said that she loves amber yet?
 
I always thought Amber looked disgusted when she kissed Destiny, and she was always the one to turn away first.

Yes they have said their I-Love-Yous.
 
Tazz said:
Not to beat the not a lesbian thing. But reading her stories about how she sees how sex should be and how other people do it and view it, it is clearer that she is asexual. She has a very young adult view of sex. What she sees from movies must be reality in her mind.
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I agree, I think she says she's a lesbian because she thinks it's easier to get out of having sex with a woman than it would be with a man. Her goal in everything is to secure a source of attention, favors and ego stroking for herself. It doesn't matter what these girls look like as long as they will walk her dog, clean the cat box, get out of the car to run into the store because she's SO tired gorl, and keep their mouth shut about how lazy and smelly she is. If she tried to date a man he would probably have to be a feeder and he would most certainly need that rod polished every once in a while.
 
Not to say she is neither a lesbian or asexual, but I honestly just think she doesn't have a functional sex drive at all.

I had a friend who was severely underweight who had zero, I imagine it would be the same for being overweight.

I imagine she just included the ridiculous sex scenes because "that's what all the popular romance books have"
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
I always thought Amber looked disgusted when she kissed Destiny, and she was always the one to turn away first.
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Oh shit. Now all I can picture is AL going all Leatherface on Kate and wearing her actual skin. Holy hell.
 

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She's been awfully quiet on social media since this whole story thing broke, considering she's not the author or whatever.
 
Can't imagine why she's embarrassed. I thought she said she was the greatest writer of our time, blessed with the gift of perfect wordsmithery.

Though the cringeist thing about it has to be that it's about real people.
 
SpokesBottom said:
Can't imagine why she's embarrassed. I thought she said she was the greatest writer of our time, blessed with the gift of perfect wordsmithery.

Though the cringeist thing about it has to be that it's about real people.
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Yes, like you mentioned, what is cringiest about this is how it's based around real celebrities. She calls us haders 'obsessed' and says all we do is waste time talking about her, but last I checked, none of us spent months writing hundreds of pages of creepy fan fiction about her fantasy sex life. Imagine the time and hours she put into this, and how disgusted you would feel if you were one of the celebrities she was writing about. Amber, don't poke fun at your 'haders' for wasting all this time 'obsessing' over you when you clearly are the queen bee of creepy obsession. You take it next level, gurl.
 
honeybooboochild said:
Yes, like you mentioned, what is cringiest about this is how it's based around real celebrities. She calls us haders 'obsessed' and says all we do is waste time talking about her, but last I checked, none of us spent months writing hundreds of pages of creepy fan fiction about her fantasy sex life. Imagine the time and hours she put into this, and how disgusted you would feel if you were one of the celebrities she was writing about. Amber, don't poke fun at your 'haders' for wasting all this time 'obsessing' over you when you clearly are the queen bee of creepy obsession. You take it next level, gurl.
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Tbh, people here did write their own Amber fanfics and a thread had to be made to contain them... It just didn't take them months to write. *yawn*
 
She said its Becky's friend who wrote it and that she feels so great that we all think it's her because it's so well written.
 
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