🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Boolean Bitch said:
Now, obviously it's impossible to know whether it actually WAS fleas, or whether Amber said that because it's easier to blame the dogs on fleas than it would be to blame them for BEDBUGS (especially how she had just moved in), but after Reeneckuh (sorry, I hear Reeneckuh goes by "Beg" now) revealed that story about how filthy Amber and Density's townhouse was (and infested with bed bugs), it does make me wonder. Has she's been carrying them and doing just enough to mostly kill them off, but they end up going dormant and then reinfesting her living spaces from time to time? And it's not like Beg would be completely honest about that. I mean, it wasn't until AFTER they broke up and Jade came along that Amber finally learned how to use SHEETS. Hygiene obviously wasn't a major concern when Amber and Beg were together.
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I'm almost fairly certain Becky confirmed that Amber had bed bugs before she moved into the gaycare and begged Becky to lie to Eric and Ricky for her. Someone please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I have a very strong recollection of this happening during her initial return to Youtube last year where she was talking about "her trauma" or whatever excuse she tried to call it. (Here's the post that was written up where Becky confirmed the bed bugs) I just wish for once they would call it what it is: a quick cash grab. Even Dusty tried to air out her years old tea by calling it her "trauma" and I'm not saying that living with ALR isn't traumatic, but for fucks sake, you are all adult women and this has been YEARS that you guys have been out of her orbit. Go to fucking therapy if it haunts your life this much. It's also weird to me how Becky is seen as this saint-like figure in most ALR circles but Dusty isn't? Is it because of the animal abuse that Dusty has confirmed she's participated in, or the overall off putting personality? I can't figure it out and I've been following ALR off and on for quite a while now.
 
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It would make sense, if Hamber had bedbugs before Beck, she might have gotten them all the way back when she worked at the care facility.

Places like that are rife with all kinds of pests.

Both her and Density were up in everyone’s rooms, and then going back to their pig sty home, where they hardly cleaned…
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Can any lesbians confirm for me. There is no such thing a quickie? According to Amber this is one of the reasons she could never be heterosexual. Curious how she knows so much about heterosexual sex when she has never had sex with a man. Don't worry, she informs us she has had a ton of sex, despite never having sex with a couple of her girlfriends.
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She has claimed to have given handjobs when she was younger and I don't believe that for a second. I believe she claimed to be over 300 pounds since middle school so any guy going on a date with her would be expecting something way better than a hand job. Pretty sure the first time she had any sexual experience was Destiny
 

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
Can any lesbians confirm for me. There is no such thing a quickie? According to Amber this is one of the reasons she could never be heterosexual. Curious how she knows so much about heterosexual sex when she has never had sex with a man. Don't worry, she informs us she has had a ton of sex, despite never having sex with a couple of her girlfriends.
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She's an idiot who's never had sex with a woman or man and she doesn't know anyone that can be considered normal. Like always she's talking out her poop-crusted washcloth ass to try and appear like she's wanted. Lol
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Do you think she would have kept it quiet if she got bed bugs or if her 3 cats and dog caught fleas from the beast? This is making me wonder if she got them from her extended family (the one who gave Amber the kitten).
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As long as you're keeping up with a vet-grade flea treatment on the exact day it is due to be given, the chances of a clean dog getting fleas from an infested dog are quite low, but still possible. I will, however, say that her HOUSE is probably infested, or whatever room they kept the animals in (Amber claimed all the cats were kept in the basement of the house).
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Amber was oblivious to him tensing up and focusing on something.
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Amber has no idea about animal behaviour and would assume a dog with whale eyes, flat ears, and a low tail would want to be pet because it rolled over and showed its belly. No, Amber, you're going to lose a finger because they look awfully like a pork sausage.

If she learned to care for her animals a little bit more, their quality of life would be so much better, and she would lose the 'cat scratches' that she keeps getting. She won't, though, because it would mean admitting that she's lying about bed bug bites and flea bites. She has no idea how to read if an animal is uncomfortable or not. Remember when there was a natural disaster when she lived with Destiny and she just locked the animals in the house and evacuated, came back and said the animals were all fine. Twinkie was shaking in a cupboard, I'm pretty sure. Not just that, but leaving her in pain for hours to go shopping and to a fast food restaurant when there was a 24-hour vet right down the road. She has no idea how to care for her animals (obviously) and doesn't care about them enough to read into their behaviour to see underlying issues.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
As long as you're keeping up with a vet-grade flea treatment on the exact day it is due to be given, the chances of a clean dog getting fleas from an infested dog are quite low, but still possible. I will, however, say that her HOUSE is probably infested, or whatever room they kept the animals in (Amber claimed all the cats were kept in the basement of the house).

Amber has no idea about animal behaviour and would assume a dog with whale eyes, flat ears, and a low tail would want to be pet because it rolled over and showed its belly. No, Amber, you're going to lose a finger because they look awfully like a pork sausage.

If she learned to care for her animals a little bit more, their quality of life would be so much better, and she would lose the 'cat scratches' that she keeps getting. She won't, though, because it would mean admitting that she's lying about bed bug bites and flea bites. She has no idea how to read if an animal is uncomfortable or not. Remember when there was a natural disaster when she lived with Destiny and she just locked the animals in the house and evacuated, came back and said the animals were all fine. Twinkie was shaking in a cupboard, I'm pretty sure. Not just that, but leaving her in pain for hours to go shopping and to a fast food restaurant when there was a 24-hour vet right down the road. She has no idea how to care for her animals (obviously) and doesn't care about them enough to read into their behaviour to see underlying issues.
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May I add: she doesn't give a fuck. The only thing she cares about is her needs and wants. Going out eating was more important for her than caring for poor Twonks, going spy on Density at work during a fucking hurricane was more important than the well being and the safety of her """"""beloved""""""""" pets.
I wouldn't even say she only cares about herself, or she wouldn't weight like a fucking orca whale and, at the end of the day, be terminally ill.
Having fleas and bugs crawling and flying all around laying eggs and biting her, having shit and piss and garbage all around the house like a modern day orc is better than having to make the effort of calling an uber and spend money on her animals, way better buy cheap shitty horrendous jewelry and 10k a month for food delivery to be then roasted to death on the internet by people from the 4 corners of the earth. That's the magnitude of her selfishness. Stupid obese trout mouthed swine
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She has claimed to have given handjobs when she was younger and I don't believe that for a second. I believe she claimed to be over 300 pounds since middle school so any guy going on a date with her would be expecting something way better than a hand job.
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I believe her because:
1. Amber is attention starved and has no standards.
2. Mens standards depend on whos around them at the time to judge their actions.
 
i don't even think her and emily had any real "sex" outside of laying on top of her or emily cuddling one of her tree trunk legs. she made some ridiculous claim recently that her sex sessions can go for 3 hours, but i was watching a Jordy stream and he pointed out that in the past she's said that she considers stuff like "hardcore making out" to be "sex". she just doesn't live in any conceivable realm we could call reality
 
DeadNivea said:
i don't even think her and emily had any real "sex" outside of laying on top of her or emily cuddling one of her tree trunk legs. she made some ridiculous claim recently that her sex sessions can go for 3 hours, but i was watching a Jordy stream and he pointed out that in the past she's said that she considers stuff like "hardcore making out" to be "sex". she just doesn't live in any conceivable realm we could call reality
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Every time someone makes a comment about how they've had sex, all I can imagine is Emily dry humping her puss-oozing, tree trunk legs.
 
DeadNivea said:
i don't even think her and emily had any real "sex" outside of laying on top of her or emily cuddling one of her tree trunk legs. she made some ridiculous claim recently that her sex sessions can go for 3 hours, but i was watching a Jordy stream and he pointed out that in the past she's said that she considers stuff like "hardcore making out" to be "sex". she just doesn't live in any conceivable realm we could call reality
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its a good thing shes snipped and gay or we'd be hearing about pregnancy scares from hardcore hand holding every other week
 
Wow, fat amber really showed us showing up with brushed hair! Congrats on having the leeeedurally bare minimum basic hygeine from your neck up! You're still covered in bedbug bites, still smell of dried shit covered panties, still produce enough gunt yeast to bake a dozen cakes, and produce enough leg ooze to drown a toddler.


You cant and wont convince anyone smarter than you (most people) that you aren't fucking disgusting.
 
If i have to hear about her zooloft one more fucking time i swear to god im going to stuff the whole box down her gaping gullet. Zoloft is often given at a low level for a more or less placebo effect. When i was trialing antidepressants i was started on zoloft and when i came back and said it did nothing for me, that's how it was explained to me. In a 2013 lawsuit it was argued that zoloft was not more effective for depression than the placebo pill given. At her weight she would need a horse pill sized dose to begin doing anything to this nutcase.

Also not to be a faggot but her lipstick shade looks horrible on her skin tone, not to mention the sloppy overlining. she looks like a toddler trying (eating) her moms makeup. with the lips and nails i have to wonder if Emily has mentioned liking these features. i cant remember what Rachel looks like but does she have bigger lips than ham hock? what the fuck is going on with her makeup recently?
 
liveleakdeathfats4freeNOW said:
Also not to be a faggot but her lipstick shade looks horrible on her skin tone, not to mention the sloppy overlining. she looks like a toddler trying (eating) her moms makeup. with the lips and nails i have to wonder if Emily has mentioned liking these features. i cant remember what Rachel looks like but does she have bigger lips than ham hock? what the fuck is going on with her makeup recently?
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I had to take a closer look, shes just using too much product, over lining with a cream or liquid but theres no liner to clean everything up so her fat face jowls and wrinkles are letting excess pool around her maw. The nails are probably done at home, I also think styles are changing back to more simple nails rather than the long ones with charms and shit on them.

I dont think this is emily related, but shes shopping for different clothes that "fit" now cause i dont think weve seen that sweater shirt thing before and following the generic fast fashion fall/winter aesthetic. Same old same old, be trendy and young, "do youtube" and scrape the bottom of the internet barrel for someone who will let her move in or someone who will move in with her.
 
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