🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ummuh HEllo??
its me Hamberlynn


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the melo drama over the fucking note book is sending me... she's had infections longer than her realationship with TOOOMMMYYYY



a day in the life of a fat bitch with NOTHING to do except organize pufume and EAT
 
I wonder if she realizes how insulting it is for her to even act like she has a job. What she calls a job are normal functions of regular people who also actually work an actual job they go to everyday unlike her. Editing is a hobby not a job and she does really bad at that. She's a 650 pound loser who is to lazy too work. Her only goal is to hook an unsuspecting victim and to eat while pretending she's a hot wanted girl. Her hair is disgusting in that video Jesus Christ fatty ask your mother to hose you down and throw soap at you.


Edit: tell me this doesn't describe her.

Infantilism is a paraphilia related to childhood, often associated with behaviors or desires to act like a baby or young child. (Journal of Forensic and Legal Medicine, 2018.)
 
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cheesecake factory taste test, clean/organize with me, & a bittersweet semaglutide update ✨ vlog​


https://youtube.com/watch?v=w5EBxhV9TBE
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cheesecake factory taste test, clean_organize with me, & a bittersweet semaglutide update ✨ vl...mp4
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Thank you. Well, I suppose Cheesecake Factory makes it triumphant return at last. Couldn't forget about that one on this greates of tour before Amber permanently retires to eternal torment down below.

Let's do this.
Stank Wars II: Attack of the Lip Phone

It is Feb- oh my fucking god.
What in tarnation
What on God's green earth...?
Pink bows, pink triangles, nose ring, eye diamonds, bitch is rocking more cosmetics than a goddamn Roblox avatar and still looks like shit.​
Strong start. It's February 1st. Retarded talk about fresh starts because it's a new month. Spews us some shit about how she woke up to a notif saying she used almost all her data. Apparently her unlimited plan doubled in price. She's buying it at the new price because she just needs it for her job.

We're on the couch and she opens a package. Oh it's the Hecticana journal. Now she's shoo sad cuz it reminds her of Emily Franz. Another package. A stapler becasue her junk journaleen pages are falling out (must be some shitty journals then. Also some liquid soap. More fucking perfume.

Uh-

A fucking dumbass plastic lip phone.

Put me in a fuckin' home. This literally looks like a Sims 3 modded item that crashes your game because the autiste that made it is just as braindead as Hamber.
In this next section, Amber cleans up her shelf. Hm. You know, for as much as this dumb broad whines about WAHHA WAHHH WAHH MAH EMULY FRAHHNZ WAHH WAHH that Ghostface Funkopop is still gracing her shelf. She got that from the feeder. Proof that the breakup is fake? Maybe. Anyway, we get a timelapse of her taking everything off the shelf. And man this section really shows just how fucking short she is. I never knew there was an actual additional level to the shelf.
Performative Sadness
Oh look, the Funkopop is even still on her cleaned up and rearranged shelf. You've been found the fuck out, Scamber.​
Next we see her putting all her perfume in her closet. Hm, you know what? I actually quite like the way she arranged the stuff. Looks clean, nicely presented, overall pleasant to look at, save some of the bottles being kitsch. Never say that I don't say nice things about our gorl too.
I'll even overlook that she's saying she gets compliments for wearing perfume. Anyway...

Next we see her and her meal from the Cheesecake Factory, some Chicken Teriyaki Pokeee Bowl. With Kimchi, rice, edamame and some other stuff. Insightful food review. "I'm literally shook, 9.5 out of 10."

Oh god, more sperging about how much she's trying to distract herself so she doesn't have to think about Emily Franz.

Oh thank the lord, the Semaglutide finally shipped. Whee. It's coming on Tuesday. Says she was enjoying not feeling nauseous. Is really proud of those 16lbs. Mhm. Yup.
And it's over.
I wonder if any of the reactors have called out the Funkopop yet. For someone who shits herself on the regular over her oh so dramatic breakup, you'd think she'd store the thing away.
 
Lol
Dartos Cremaster said:
A fat upper paw area?
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Fupaw
Crunchy Bone Sandwich said:
am i crazy or is she getting some serious grey hair strands? or maybe her hair is just crusty lol
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The last time we got grey hair discourse we settled on ambers just using massive amounts of dry shampoo. With her going out of her way to put her hair in a towel i bet shes just not showering again and using the dry shampoo as a cover up. Shes a dry gorl afterall. She did make a remark that her hairs thinning or breaking since she moved to oklahoma but i assume its just the hair falling out and being thin is because her body isnt producing estrogen and its illegal for her to take fake estrogen ( and she still hasnt sued the doctors who prescribed it).
 
spergsperg55 said:
She's high as fuck lol
I always assumed that Emily was buying it for her since it's legalized with a medical card only where she lives and I promise we would not hear the end of it if Amber got one. So either Tommy has a med card or a dealer, regardess, that's where Big Al gets it from. Is the feeder back in town?
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She smokes fake gas station weed. We've known this.
 
I know the phone is meant to be big, but her face looks so tiny being this engulfed in fat that now it looks like when dolls have huge cumbersome accessories compared to their proportions.


Hot CILF in your area said:
This literally looks like a Sims 3 modded item
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That phone is a beloved The Sims 2 object!! even her impulsive purchases are more loved and interesting than she is
 
Authorlynn is back. Poetlynn is back. Grammarlynn is back. At the end of her last snoozefest, she hit us with this banger: "I'm not a robot. I am not fit to be designed for your liking."

Edit: Added pic of her I spent far too long.
 

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amber sitting there with tits like a tribeswoman from papa new guinea and her ragged jagged yeasty pubes rubbing all over the couch she previously sat akimbo on and shat it
 
The Ghost of Rarity said:
The BetterHelp diagnoses was for BED, PewdiePie even included that in the video he made on exposing Betterhelp for giving diagnoses they weren’t qualified to give
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Nicely remembered, disregard me.

Let me see if I got this straight: the BED was the BetterHelp incident. Was it the bipolar pandemic (contained entirely within the Gaycare Center) that got her "diagnosed" with that? Then it was borderline when she met Alexis, right? Or was it the other way round?

Was she actually diagnosed with either one of them by a medical professional or was it just a counseltation with Doctorlynn (same as when she was diagnosed with ASMR)?

Rate me as you will but the one thing I could fully believe she has to some extent is ADHD. Not to PL but I've got the disease that makes you insufferable, and some of her behavior makes sense. Let us review the Mayo Clinic list and add some recent examples:
  • Impulsiveness
    Buying shite off Amazon and Horrid without a thought despite all of it never being seen or used again.
  • Disorganization and problems prioritizing
    Can't chip your pets after your second lost cat because you're so busy *checks notes* organizing your excessive perfume collection and livestreaming nothing.
  • Poor time management skills
    Didn't bother to learn how to run a sub only live before sitting down to start it, no consideration for how much time it actually takes to set something up; this one would be easier to evidence if she ever had anywhere to be for a certain time where her mum wasn't collecting and delivering her to the event.
  • Problems focusing on a task
    Can't maintain her own lives without playing games on her phone/having her single airpod in/texting whoever.
  • Trouble multitasking
    Can't maintain the above; ignores her audience while her single brain cell goes for a wander to see if there are any new feeders in her instagram DMs.
  • Excessive activity or restlessness
    There's no excessive physical movement going on here but her thought processes are jumbled and she can't focus on anything for more than a minute or so.
  • Poor planning
    The chipless pets, the shittily organized streams, whatever that weird lie was about having a new bingo buddy she didn't sit with (you couldn't sort your shit out well enough so that we wouldn't clearly see you sitting there with no new side character?), horrible video timelines jumping between past and present because her whole job is crappily thought out.
  • Low frustration tolerance
    Not recent but remember when she threw a cup at someone's mum lmao. More recent: crashing out over Tommy getting a comment on instagram.
  • Frequent mood swings
    Is she heartbroken or is she a slay boss queen? Who can tell from molment to molment?
  • Problems following through and completing tasks
    Jesus. I don't think I need to say this but she quit a 10 day video series before she finished recording the first video.
  • Hot temper
    Becky and Casey's tales can tell us more about this than Amber's own videos; we also know she tried to have a slapfight with Jade that time (shame Jade didn't suplex her).
  • Trouble coping with stress
    Any minor inconvenience causes her to have mental health and sends her stropping around on camera like an indignant beanbag, flipping her greasy hair and calling people basement dwellers in a transparent attempt to overcome her own stressful situation by making it someone else's problem.
Of course these are all small examples taken from recent events. but I'm sure we can all recognise the pattern that goes back forever.

This shit cannot be explained away using ADHD as an excuse, though. Amber's only hobbies in this world are buying shite, eating shite and treating people like shite. If I'm right, then it could explain why she's so quick to repeat those same dopamine seeking behavior rather than spiralling out into more interesting distractions or disasters, but it doesn't mean it's all down to the poor giant baby having a disorder. She's a horrible, selfish person who is constantly blown away by how fascinating she finds herself and that's the core of her personality. ADHD might be the sprinkles on the shitcake.

Amber, if someone sends you a screenshot of this on instagram (because I doubt you can figure out how to get here by yourself), don't bother using this as your new get out of jail free card. Nobody likes people with ADHD who bang on about how it's okay that they're a piece of shit because they have ADHD. Also, you are fat and I would not have sex with you.
 
I'm surprised, disgusted, that there are people out there who give money to Hamber, who are subscribers to her channel. You could just literally burn the money and it would be far less embarrassing and pathetic.
 
mero said:
Rate me as you will but the one thing I could fully believe she has to some extent is ADHD
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Fat. Lazy. Glutton. Its that easy. She just likes the easy life her caretakers and her youtube bucks gives her. Simple as.

  • Impulsiveness
    Buying stuff feels good and gives the dopamines. She cant go shopeen so she has to do it online. She isnt impulsive he just does whatever she whimsies due to not having any hard scheduling
  • Disorganization and problems prioritizing
    Laziness. Again she ha no reason to priortize or organize unless it feels good. She has tons of journals and planners to organize and prioritize. She even organizes her tacky earing hoards etc because it pleasing to see all her shiny things. She just prioritizes feeling good all the time, eating food, and being lazy.
  • Poor time management skills
    There is no reaon for time management she never has to do anything at any time and is free to live as he pleases, waking up when she wants, being lazy when she wants, eating when she wants. She lives a life of leisure and does not need to manage time, as time is in excess.
  • Problems focusing on a task
    She has no tasks to focus on, she sit and completes sometimes tedious lego sets. organizes her earings, and edits her videos. And the biggest tasks she has of all days, eating. She doesnt have a problem focusing on tasks, she just focuses on what feels good. none of her tasks need to be done all at once except for cooking and eating, which she accomplishes no problem.
  • Trouble multitasking
    Multitasking are for those who's time is meaningful and they feel they need to do too many things to get done at once. She has no need to multitask, even during live streams. The chat she ignores is just not making her feel good at the moment so she must go to something else that pleases her. Its not like shes trying to prepare dinner and take care of a baby.
  • Excessive activity or restlessness
    There's no excessive activity. She rests all the time. Any "Jumbledness" is just a lack of education or having an excess of time so no organization is needed.
  • Poor planning
    She plans everything. her videos. her meals, cats running away. She doesnt need to chip a pet, thats a choice of laziness not a lack of planning. She planned not chipping them. Chores and errands are boring, and do not feel good. why do them when you can get everything delivered or taken care of for you with your stay at home youtube bucks?
  • Low frustration tolerance
    She's a spoiled toddler in 3 adult bodies who's used to getting her way. There is no reason to have a frustration tolerance. Thats for poor people who dont get their way all the time and have to do chores, errands, and go to work.
  • Frequent mood swings
    Hangriness affects women more. She must be fed to keep her mood stable. Toddlers also have frequent mood swings.
  • Problems following through and completing tasks
    She finishes her legos, and cooking her meals, and ordering and eating her food. She completes any task she wants to. Again she lives a life of leisure and when something isnt fun she just drops it, because whats the point?
  • Hot temper
    Again, toddler who gets her way or else. She has no reason to not be getting her way in life. She doesnt have to deal with coworkers or customers or doing anything she doesnt want to do. She is the customer. its her money, they should do what she wants!
  • Trouble coping with stress
    Again why cope with stress, just do something else that feels good!
 
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