🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I’m in the camp that this a plan distraction and that cat is no more danger than it normally is in.

The only proof we have is some flyer and Amber’s word and until she films from a different location, I’m not gonna trust her. This an easy lie for her to cover with the potential of making Emily look like a hero.

We as the audience have no way of fact checking her story and honestly I don’t care. Amber is at her worst when she is controlling the story.

I don’t see anyone, even Amber’s lazy fat ass, leaving a door open for more than 20 mins during a late fall day in Wisconsin. I’m too lazy to find the weather report for the exact day but the weather has and will be miserable all week.

Plus Twinkie is already accustomed to pissing in doors (granted on pee pads but still in doors.). I don’t know much about dogs, but I can’t imagine that they would choose to pee/poop in a cold place over a warm one.
 
Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xy8NXLUOqDA
I didn't see a single fucking tear or droplet come out of that cunts face, I guess Hamber and Chantal are really pushing these cat dramas, great performance Amber
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Talking in the past tense and rubbing her eyes red, blubbering. Haven’t seen acting like this since the Wifey breakup. If you had your pet missing, and gave a shit, would you REALLY care if people posted about it? It’s like virtually spreading missing posters.

Retarded side-note: I’ve dropped everything and sat outside overnight for a baby parrot that flew onto a roof. How the fuck can you not even drive around to try and find the cat? Stop posting, fuck.
 
Holy fuck, when I saw that green shirt in the thumbnail, I briefly thought I was in a different era. At this point her oversized tarps are just like a chrysalis indicating her transitioning between different tiers of fatness.

Also, give me all the top hats and puzzle pieces you want, but I am truly MATI. Having to endure being dragged to whatever next location our fetid swamp creature wants to, as well as having to endure year-long assailment of the senses via her constant high-pitched giggling and no doubt eldritch stench, the animals likely barely even got used to the Oklahoma hovel before this malodorous ogre forced them not only to go on a day long drive across the country, but one to a home with an animal already in residence. The poor things must be so stressed out. And the prospect of them potentially having to be confined to the basement with Amber just reminds me of poor Timbit, Peetz' elderly cat that had to endure being locked in that goblin's gooncave, no doubt having to watch him jack off to MLP R34 or some shit. Really, it's quite understandable why Rarity'd want to escape.

I can only hope that either Rarity returns or gets picked up by a shelter or some stranger (or that this is all just a ploy for attention or smth), cuz I'd rather not have her fend for herself in Wisconsin winter. And of course, for this wretched slug to make a fake af crying video grieving over the loss of her prized accessory where she cannot even suppress her duper's delight...

Go to hell, Amber.

(Edited for an extra sentence cuz I'm too incapable ig)

Edit 2: Assuming the current situation is legit, I am also even more worried about I believe it was @Xenomorph pointing out that we could not hear Twinkie barking the last time someone was at the door.
 
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If true I feel the most sorry for wasabi. I don't think him and Rarity were close as far as pets go, but I fear Amber is going to take frustrations out/let him fall into neglect due to resentment. Once Twinkie crosses the rainbow bridge it will just be fatty and a cat who loathes her existence.
 
I feel so sad for the poor cat and hope she is found soon. I hope there was nothing nefarious about this situation and that Rarity just got spooked. I don’t wanna believe that ALR is evil enough to plan this for attention from either her audience of haters or evil feeder gf. (:_(:'(
 
tasty humane burger said:
I feel so sad for the poor cat and hope she is found soon.
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The thing about cats is that they are resourceful. I'm sure that no matter what happens, Rarity will find a new place to live with folk to look after her. She's cute and personable enough. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if someone has already set her up with food and a blanket somewhere.
 
Crystalgoat said:
So she made this missing post 2 days ago after the Jordy livestream. Not suspicious at all. Fucker had to rub and squeeze her piggy little eyes so much to even get a single tear out of them.
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Yep. Wiping eyes and there's nothing there to wipe. There were no tears. Hopefully it was an escape for the cat. Could (very likely) find somewhere better.
 
tasty humane burger said:
I feel so sad for the poor cat and hope she is found soon. I hope there was nothing nefarious about this situation and that Rarity just got spooked. I don’t wanna believe that ALR is evil enough to plan this for attention from either her audience of haters or evil feeder gf. (:_(:'(
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She is definitely capable or this and worse lol. She lies more than Chantal, manipulative more also.b
 
Oh shit.

The battle of the cat sperging begins.

Corner A: Chantal thinking about breeding her cat with a stolen Kuwaiti feral cat to own the hayders.

Vs.

Corner B: Amberlynn letting her cat escape on purpose to deflect from being in a very weird feeder relationship.

You should not try to explain this battle to anyone in your real life over Thanksgiving dinner.

You will probably be exiled from the family. And rightfully so.
 
Jerome Saunders said:
If true I feel the most sorry for wasabi. I don't think him and Rarity were close as far as pets go,
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Bonded pair cats don't always express typical behaviour that we perceive as them being bonded. I've known a few instances where people had cats that either seemed to "hate" each other or were indifferent. Each time when one of the pair died, the other followed suit really quickly. Cats like people can suffer from "broken-heart" syndrome.

I hope this is a troll but honestly a cat at that age that has been indoors all its life, it isn't a good outlook if she is gone for more than a couple of hours. Indoor cats lack street smarts that outdoor cats build up at a young age.

Rarity is a very pretty cat and if she is not chipped, the cat distribution system may provide Rarity with a suitable home for her final years.

ButterMyMuffin said:
Corner B: Amberlynn letting her cat escape on purpose to deflect from being in a very weird feeder relationship.
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Corner C: (Jordy joked about this in a stream) This is a ploy for Emily to have a redemption arc by being the saviour of Rarity. I'm in corner C.

Amber still tried to blame the audience by saying she had "a lot on her mind" because of "everything going on". She chose to not user her platform for two days until gorl world found out because it might look bad, you're a bellend Amber
 
Guntsress Of Diabeteeze said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xy8NXLUOqDA
I didn't see a single fucking tear or droplet come out of that cunts face, I guess Hamber and Chantal are really pushing these cat dramas, great performance Amber
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Amberlynn is probably gonna soft launch the idea of getting a new cat. Or maybe it's Gracie's revenge… lmao.


ImJustJokingGuys said:
Bonded pair cats don't always express typical behaviour that we perceive as them being bonded.
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That's true. One time my mom accidentally shut one of our cats in a room upstairs then went downstairs. Our other cat pestered her until she went upstairs and showed her to the door to the room the other cat was shut in. Any other time, both cats fight and hiss at each other. Lol
 
Emily get your fat ass up and find the damn cat because Amber for sure ain't doing it!
and that's if it's really missing you lying sums of bichs!
 
Is this one of the "exciting, new videos" she already has filmed for us? What I'm getting is she opened the door and was too lazy to actually stand there for 5 minutes to wait for the dogs to come back in.

This is the first video I've watched in a very long time, not on her channel, obviously, and everyone is right, she has literally zero tears. All that junk she has bought over the years and not one of them has been a microchip.

I see that scab on her cheek has also made a return too.
 
Theory: Rarity became a TERF and had enough of Wasabi's nonbinary bullshit and three crazy lezbeans stomping around the house. Poor Twinkie wasn't able to jump the fence with Rarity gorl, who just couldn't take it anymore.
(Yes, apparently Wasabi is "nonbinary" because Amberlynn said so.)
 
This is a total sham storyline that Big Al is trying to use to deflect from everything going on. It’s such an obvious move, I’d almost be willing to give her credit for it.

Either way, fuck you Big Al, involving animals regardless is a shit move and I hope you fall and break an ankle.
 
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