🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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peach tea said:
If Amber doesn’t have her YouTube income, then she can’t pay her rent. She will tell herself that now she has no choice but to permanently move to Wisconsin. Once she’s there, not only is she too far away for her mother to intervene, but she also becomes financially dependent on the feeder.
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This is what winning looks like.

And Karma. SWEET, SWEET karma.

Love that for HURR!
 
pippeyyy said:
Who the fuck counts anniversaries like this? 4-month "talkaversary". I know she's forever ✨12✨ but this level of immaturity never ceases to surprise me.
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Someone who has nothing of genuine substance in their life.
No actual hobbies, social life, no real interests outside of posting to social media (which is a highly filtered highlight reel curated to show a “perfect” life).
Amber is just a fat, sad, desperate woman trying to stay relevant. Her death will be the only thing of interest she does as disposing of a 500+lb carcass is quite the conundrum.
 
I think it's flat-out creepy how she treats her relationships with grown women like they're preteen girls in junior high. She's definitely immature, but I think she also plays up the childish behavior because she believes acting like a twelve-year-old with a crush will somehow trick others into not noticing that she's actually a mid-thirties adult who has a long history of mistreating (if not outright abusing) her girlfriends and prioritizing her desire to constantly eat over their happiness and safety. She has just enough self-awareness to realize there's nothing endearing or adorable about white trash antics like making your benzo-addled girlfriend drive you to Wal-Mart to buy junk food or becoming furious with her for daring to eat a bowl of your cereal, which is why she tries to manipulate other people's perception of her by mimicking TikTok zoomers in the hopes that she'll be seen as cute and quirky instead of an egotist with an endless appetite and no empathy.
 
pippeyyy said:
Who the fuck counts anniversaries like this? 4-month "talkaversary". I know she's forever ✨12✨ but this level of immaturity never ceases to surprise me.
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Mentally never progressed past 15 while simultaneously having the organ health of an 80 year old.
 
Where the fuck is the cawntent, bish? Is she already bedbound and can't film herself being fat and annoying???
 
pippeyyy said:
Who the fuck counts anniversaries like this? 4-month "talkaversary". I know she's forever ✨12✨ but this level of immaturity never ceases to surprise me.
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You mean you don't? My husband and I celebrate the first day we met, the first time we had a private conversation, the first time we talked on a landline, definitely the first time we talked online- I will never forget that day, waiting 10 minutes for the dial-up to connect so we could message on AIM. It was so romantic. And those other pesky anniversaries we don't celebrate, like our wedding anniversary, birth of our kids, stupid stuff like that isn't worth celebrating.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
You mean you don't? My husband and I celebrate the first day we met, the first time we had a private conversation, the first time we talked on a landline, definitely the first time we talked online- I will never forget that day, waiting 10 minutes for the dial-up to connect so we could message on AIM. It was so romantic. And those other pesky anniversaries we don't celebrate, like our wedding anniversary, birth of our kids, stupid stuff like that isn't worth celebrating.
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Seriously? Let me guess: you married your first love didn't you ? Not that it's bad, it just explains a lot
 
pippeyyy said:
Who the fuck counts anniversaries like this? 4-month "talkaversary". I know she's forever ✨12✨ but this level of immaturity never ceases to surprise me.
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I knew a BPDer who used to keep track of these micro anniversaries and spring them on her husband to accuse him of not caring about their relationship and blackmail gifts out of him. I could totally see Amber doing that. “Baaaaaabe! You don’t remember it’s the 6 month anniversary of the first time I hearted your photo on bumble?????”
 
To be fair if you only had a few years left before you shuffled yourself off the mortal coil via food you would celebrate every milestone, no matter how trite.
Amber is just trying to stuff (lol) a lifetimes worth of celebrations in to her last remaining years before her heart gives up powering that mass of fat.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Does she not know that alcohol has a shit ton of calories?
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Not to mention alcohol causing bloating. I'm not sure why, but otherwise thin women who drink heavily end up bloated.

But why would you bother with minor diet details when you're a 600 lb deathfat dying from obestity at age 30?

It's like telling a homeless heroin addict that they should avoid a particular red food dye. Or telling them to eat raw food vegan, meanwhile they're publicly injecting opioids in a San Francisco subway station. Who cares at that point.
 
Anal Del Rey said:
To skinny dipped in her mind...
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Pretty sure gorl just set the world record for the most amount of cope ever crammed into one sentence, especially considering that Buzz Balls/ alcopops are just pure sugar. But Amber wouldn't be Amber unless she was bleating about how much she defies medical science in one way or another.
 
hm...in one Buzzball are 2 Servings, when i understand that right so...this List here show s calories per serving...taken this times two...for one Buzzball you can practically eat a whole Meal O.o
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Didn't she say before that the chu-haw-colate one was her fave? Trust Amber to gravitate towards the biggest calorie bomb lol
 
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