🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Agoodpotroast said:
I was gonna say. Yet another video where I'm left wondering what the fuck is so funny.
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'Babe look, I lost 300 lbs!!'
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'Tee-hee-hee, just kidding! These slimming filters are so hectic!'
 
I call shenanigans said:
Plus they went into a “boogie” restaurant dressed like they were. MommaLynn looked like she hadn’t bathed for a week as well. I suspect she didn’t like the food because it cost way more than was expected for one burrito
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Tbf what kind of restaurant serves a "bougie" burrito that you have to eat with a knife and fork? Just make it a mexican salad and leave out the tortilla, what even is the point of that? And why would you even order the burrito at a sit-down restaurant?! They both would have been happier at Taco Bell and gotten what they actually wanted to eat.
 
+who.cares+ said:
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Oh look, the quarter ton deathfat is cackling, wheezing, shrieking and clutching her bloated gut as usual in a desperate attempt to show everyone just how todally, like, happy she is with her new feeder.

Except if you asked the idiotic waddler what exactly she was laughing at she'd look momentarily confused due to the fact there is absolutely nothing remotely funny happening whatsoever.
Then she'd roll her eyes into the back of her skull like she does when she's cramming garbage into her gaping maw before exclaiming in a condescending tone that "it's an inside joke type deal".
Which it isn't.

That fact that she's clearly getting fatter cheers me up. I can't wait to watch video footage of Tommy Slommy giving another heartfelt eulogy at Big Al's funeral before moving onto another stupid gullible tubby dumbfuck.
 
Flan Pwincess said:
Her face is definitely looking a lot bigger than what it was a month ago. Gorly pawp is back to gaining, and gaining and gaining...
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Didn't take long to gain what little she lost and then some. So please hamber, tell us again that Slommy isn't a feeder. 🌝

:drink: Here's to Ambie becoming bed bound again before she has a chance to move out to Wisconsin~
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Is it my age-related hyperopia or does her cheek next to the pink earring look blurred? Her complexion definitely looks filtered, so I suspect she's using a beauty filter and maybe not the slimming filter, but I don't know about this shit.
 
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I can’t tell if this person is joking or not. Ambers “Chris Farley-choking on air-body throw around” laugh is her signature.

Ambers face is her pride and joy, so it must kill her that that tooth hole shows everytime she talks. Some people can’t afford a dental implant but she can but “muh anxiety” gets in the way.
 
Fee said:
Still clout chasing and trying to give bread crumbs for views.
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This one and Alexis can fuck right off

misscunthus said:
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'Babe look, I lost 300 lbs!!'
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'Tee-hee-hee, just kidding! These slimming filters are so hectic!'
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Amber takes 2/3 of the screen, Slommy probably loves that, the bigger, the better.

Mekahineyho said:
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I can’t tell if this person is joking or not. Ambers “Chris Farley-choking on air-body throw around” laugh is her signature.

Ambers face is her pride and joy, so it must kill her that that tooth hole shows everytime she talks. Some people can’t afford a dental implant but she can but “muh anxiety” gets in the way.
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I don't think she's joking, most of the comments on TikTok are positive, I believe these poeple don't follow her on YT and don't know how much of a piece of shit she is.

On the tooth topic, I never understood that either, but maybe it doesn't bother her that much, she has never had any issues finding partners, so why would she better herself? And at this point, she's so fat that poeple probably won't notice the missing tooth, her fat face and massive body get all the attention.
 
That is the most forced laugh I've ever did see. There's no reason for the hecti-que gorly to lose her shit over the damn devil horns filter that she uses it all the time.

I guess she'll act out anything if it'll appeal to the Angel of Death Slommy.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Ambers face is her pride and joy, so it must kill her that that tooth hole shows everytime she talks. Some people can’t afford a dental implant but she can but “muh anxiety” gets in the way.
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It doesn't just look like a normal, missing pink tooth hole though, it's completely black in there, the hole, the surrounding teeth. It's disgusting & still just rotting away.

Flan Pwincess- remember when her & The Hand tried on those horrific Bambi masks, the way fat fuck was forcing herself to laugh & The Hand just stood there like, "wtf you stupid bitch?"
 
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“FatAl pretending her fat life is so terrifically fat...er, Great” is the premise of every TicToc the fatass has ever made. That and “Ooooo look at Meee, I’m SUCH an amazing actress deal type situation point blank period hole. How has Hollywood not gobbled me up yet? They should be banging down my door with contracts and truckloads of McDonald’s”.

Cluster B turd waffle that she is.
 
Mekahineyho said:
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I can’t tell if this person is joking or not. Ambers “Chris Farley-choking on air-body throw around” laugh is her signature.

Ambers face is her pride and joy, so it must kill her that that tooth hole shows everytime she talks. Some people can’t afford a dental implant but she can but “muh anxiety” gets in the way.
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Obviously Katie Noelani has never heard Amber tell her "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple" joke. In fact, one of the reaction channels has Amber's wheezing laugh as the last clip of their intro. I'm not going to go look for it, as all one has to do to see this absurd laugh is watch ANY of her livestreams right after Jade moved in.

Peepeekakaland said:
Emily can't even bring herself to say it back , embarrassing
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OOOH! That's almost as cringy as that Cobra JFS video a while back where he and NAL were chillaxin' in the graveyard. Jessica kept saying to him "I love you", and each time it was just awkward silence from Cobes, LOL.

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This is a bit 🕚, but nothing else is really going on right now, so might as well post about it. There was an interesting point that Amber made in her livestream from two weeks ago that I missed on recapping because Bottle's condensed video didn't include it. I didn't hear it until just recently when I got bored and decided to watch the LordyJordy vid that was linked a few pages back.

Amber was talking about how calm everything is with "Tommy" (Emily). She said that NONE of her previous relationships (you know, with all of those horrible, abusive partners) were as calm and gentle with this one with Tommy. Then she admitted that it was because SHE (Amber) is the one who won't let it be calm and starts fights (blaming it on her 'mental illness', which is somehow completely separate from her). She said that she was even trying to cause problems, but Emily has been successfully countering Amber's attempts.

Two points. One, of course it gets chaotic and they normally fight by the two month mark of meeting her, because she's already moved in and it's too late too get rid of her by then. And Two, what a mask-off moment for her to admit that no matter how well you try to treat her as a partner and accomodate her "mental illness" (aka: terrible personality), she will go out of her way to be an ABSOLUTE SHITHEAD to you - and believes that it's YOUR responsiblity to manage her feelings and fix all the problems that she WILLINGLY creates. And it was just completely missed by her audience. I mean Jordy caught it, but Bottle missed it (or else it would have been in her video). Karina Kaboom missed it in her recaps. And I haven't heard of other YouTube reactors pointing it out.

She truly is a perfect specimen for studying cluster B disordered behaviours (as well as the behaviour of those in their orbit).

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@Bipolar Tomato I think the tooth thing is due to two factors: One, why spend money on responsible, grown-up things like that when there's junk food, toys, and people's love/affection/servitude that needs to be bought? And Two, the discomfort of sitting in the chair for long enough to have an implant installed (as well as the after care).
 
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