🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hear that Amber? They’re just QUIRKY just like you 🤪 now move in your not-like-the-others gentle lover and start posting laaaayyyyyyyyyyyyggggz for cheesecake factory money.
I love this little blurb

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Same fat logic Amber uses lmao
 
Please god, make it happen.
This would be the perfect addition to the insanity, this year has been so far.
Balldo prison arc, Bossman prison arc, Boogie faking cancer, Destiny meltdown, Dickers, out of nowhere, melting down and getting destroyed by dsp, Mr.Beast shitshow.
And that's just from the top of my head.
If Amber enters the feeder arc, she'd still have to do some exceptional shit, to be a contender for lolcow of the year.
I'm seriously waiting for someone to find Hambie on a feeder site when she disappears from YouTube. It will be for the money you guise!
 
^She always picks 'safe', flamboyantly male 'crushes'. She's full of it,. I highly doubt she wanted anywhere near Eric's penis. It's been 10 years and nothing but vaguely the same type. She's even branched out into all female couples. I think people make too much of the, 'Amber secretly wants dick' thing. She doesn't even date women as flamboyant as those two men she mentioned. And there goes the theory that she won't date a man, because he'd be a feeder and it'd hurt her ego. She's dating a feeder, now. If she can delude herself into thinking Emily's not, she could do the same for someone else.
 
Didn't Amber start acting like she was interested in Eric right before the big move?

Could she have just been saying that, hoping he would take an interest in her and want to keep her around?
 
Honestly the best part of the live was Amber saying how much she loves hanging out with her and Tommy and the fun they have together. Alexis followed up with “I’ve never met either of you”.
I couldn’t stomach this live after the slutty drunklynn stream the night before but this one sounds slightly more useful (I’m sure it was still boring and annoying.)

That statement is hilarious to me. Every “relationship” ALR has now is based on the most filtered, detached forms of interactions. With the exception of her mom, who she’ll go back to ignoring the second she has another option for a caretaker, every one of her relationships would disappear if the power went out.

To quote a famous Muslim scholar “PATHETIC.”
 
Reminder that Hambutt can't wipe her own shelf ass or wipe after pissing.

She don't want Eric, or ghey dick.
She doesn't have a particular type, and isn't attracted to bulldykes.

She is like Ginblossom Gene (LiesByJen's bOyFrIeNd). HOBO-SEXUAL.

She, like Chantal, lurves the IDEA of kissing/making out/sex. But has zero idea how it's truly done, what's normal, or even has a desire/drive to do it.
She just starfishes like a big ol' FAT chocolate Chip starfish on bloat and huffs, puffs, heaves and moans like dying livestock while Destiny convulses like the cataclysmically retarded monkey she still is against Hambutt's angry stretchmark riddled yeasty gunt and mooseknuckle. The money shot's when the wallpaper started sliding down the walls of the stankpartment right before the eviction notice hit the mailbox.

Baby Huey is a big old ugly TODDLER. She is the Dire Mother's daughter. Ain't nothing about her sexual.
 
I mean, by definition, feeding your significant other is not abuse, but doing it to the point of killing them is a bit worse hambo
But what if you do all that for money? That's better right?

Anyway
For what it's worth:
Completely out of context. Am I supposed to assume this is Alexis? Also whoever blocked out Emily's name LOL everyone knows it already
 
Why the fuck does this dumb cow leave her notification sounds on WHILE staring at her phone. Every other second *DING* probably slommi trying to manipulate the lives idk who else would be texting her this much
 
I will just leave this here.

You are welcome 😁
So close to showing laygs...come on Tommi, you're almost there.
But didn't she go to Oklahoma with Tommy? I saw a screenshot here of a comment she left on TikTok about taking a photo of Hamber and Slommy.
I think she lies as much as Amber. That seems to be the running theme for nearly everyone in Amber's orbit. Nearly everyone lahs like Amber, nearly everyone's a clout seeking attention seeker like Amber and nearly everyone's a poor victim like Amber. As I've mentioned before Erica and her wife Brittany as well are both liars who trolled Amber for the LOLs, while being completely aware of her history, but are now positively shocked that things have turned around to bite them in the ass. Brittany literally called herself a victim in all of this even though she encouraged Erica to message Amber in the first place. I know their chapter in the gorl world universe was short lived and they're all but over..but even though they claim to want to just be left alone, they're still planning on uploading to their channel this week, so the point about clout chasing stands.

https://x.com/stuffksaid/status/1819962738430382228?s=46

Full live here. She records most streams/videos from Chantal also which laughably always get more views than her.
Thank you, I missed the stream and when I went to watch it it was gone. I knew someone here would've archived it though. i dont know why I do this to myself. I literally got through ten , maybe twelve minutes of her previous live stream when I had to tap out. Between the annoying giggling, the over-exaggerated, affected word pronunciations and inflections "neeyo", the lip pursing, eye fucking herself in the camera and the oh-so-quirky repeated use of her new favorite amberism...'its so hectic ya'll, guize im so hectic, didnt things get hectic?. I couldnt watch another moment.

Yet Ive come back for more, and with Alex no less, who might be more obnoxious than Amber. But meh, the Amberverse has been boring for too long, and now stuff seems to be happening, so might as well try to enjoy the crazy for a bit. until we're back to Target hauls and bingo nights with Mamalynn. Though as long as Tommi remains in the picture, I think things will remain bat shit insane for a while.
I find this fascinating that being a Feeder is legal but in some countries Suicide is illegal. The Shakespearean irony :story:
There's really no logic in what forms of self harm and bad habits are legal and not legal. You can get fat to the point of immobility and eventual death like Tommi's last lover and as long as you're an adult, no one can stop you, but with anorexia, if you get too thin you might be 5150ed like Eugenia Cooney once was, but then again you might starve yourself to death like Eugena seems to be doing now and no one can stop you.
Recreational weed is slowly becoming legal in more and more places, but at one time it was illegal everywhere in the USA and the penalties for possession were draconian. Alcohol has been perfectly legal since the end of prohibition, tobacco was never illegal in America, but a host of other substances still are prohibited, such as MDMA. Heroin is illegal, but other opioids are allowed as long as a doctor says you need them, even though they can be highly addictive, almost if not as much as H. The laws regarding what people are allowed to do with their own bodies have never really made much sense if you look closely at them.

I'm seriously waiting for someone to find Hambie on a feeder site when she disappears from YouTube. It will be for the money you guise!
But in her case it'll be true, at least partially, because you know she hasnt saved a single penny of her youtube income. Even back when she was making a decent living, it no doubt all went for ugly earrings, buzzballs, take-out, journals and buying the love of whoever was in her orbit at the moment. And now she gets a fraction of the views she used to-the latest livestream income notwithstanding-, so she's almost certainly in a financially precarious situation type deal. If she ever left youtube, she'd be broke and there's no way she could get a real job that could support her lifestyle even if she wanted to -and she absolutely does not want to...so the only choice is posing for photos with Tommi being slowly and happily suffocated by her fupa.
She made this attempt yesterday with Jordy. He should have brought her on, but he didn't. He's scared af of these big gorls.
Jordy is annoying when he does shit like that. He's a reaction channel, his only purpose is to spill the tea and/or be there to catch it when someone else is spilling it. If Amber, Alex or anyone else wants to talk about anything messyhe should let them.
^She always picks 'safe', flamboyantly male 'crushes'. She's full of it,. I highly doubt she wanted anywhere near Eric's penis. It's been 10 years and nothing but vaguely the same type. She's even branched out into all female couples. I think people make too much of the, 'Amber secretly wants dick' thing. She doesn't even date women as flamboyant as those two men she mentioned. And there goes the theory that she won't date a man, because he'd be a feeder and it'd hurt her ego. She's dating a feeder, now. If she can delude herself into thinking Emily's not, she could do the same for someone else.
This I agree with. While she's a liar and seems to have no real sense of self or identity, I do believe the one truth about her is that she hates penis and wants nothing to do with it. Some people seem to think the fact that she dates the most masculine looking women is evidence that she's into men, but if anything its proof that dick repulses her, because these women are so manly, she could very well date a man and they wouldn't look much different than the women she's already been with, except for that one feature. I also don't buy the fact that she only larps as a lesbian because she can't get an actual man. Colleen, Tommi's late gf was twice the size of amber and had a husband, Tammi Slaton was married and had boyfriends before her weight loss surgery. The dating pool might be smaller for fat women, than it is for thin, fit woman, but for every woman, no matter how big, no matter , old or ugly, there is some man willing to give her the time of day.
 
I like how Alexis kept saying real names and Big Al was like "stop saying real names" basically confirming that those are their names. Like gorl come on how dense are you?

Edit: Also very telling of Alexis saying ALR is happy in the relationship and upset the next, and it's giving Alexis whiplash... almost like Amby shouldn't have quit taking her meds! It makes her manic and unpredictable, those extremely happy periods contrasting with the low lows... yeah. Also every clear that Tommy/Emily/Oak/Willow is ALR's new favorite person. That is why Amber is defending her to death to the point of throwing her "very best friend" out the window entirely.
 
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