🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
Good time to remind people that HAMBUTT hit/slapped her "gorlfriends" quite a lot. I'm only watching to enjoy the inevitable domestic violence she so richly, richly deserves.
Hopefully, unlike Jade, this one publicly humiliates her on camera whenever she utters whatever inane cringe word she tries out to sound kewl.

Closed fist punch the gorly pop outta this fat sack of shit!
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TACTICAL ANALYSIS:

Ambo is over 500lbs, so despite her impressive hip flexibility, she lacks the balance and physical strength to actually kick (along with her severely decreased range of motion around the knees). As as result, Amber would only be able to strike with her arms, which only stick out about a foot or less from her massive torso. As Tommi (Tomie? Tommiiiii? Emily??? - fuckit I'll call her Slommi) looks to be about 4 or so inches taller, it would be really easy to stay out of Amber's striking range, while still being close enough for her to strike. As Amber *could* have tard-level strength from hauling herself around for the last 20 years, she could possibly throw a couple of really strong slaps before getting winded, so saying just out of range of her ams for the first 20-30 seconds would be crucial.

Amber also needs to take many tiny shuffling steps to change direction, so it would be very easy for Slommi to avoid any strikes by constantly sidestepping over to Ambo's flanks. Slommi striking with her hands, elbows, or head would be completely unnecessary, as snap kicks around the side of Ambo's knees/thighs, or direct thrust kicks to the front or back of the knee would be enough to effectively neutralize her.

Slommi's only real concern would be dodging code red cans being hurled at her head, but history has shown that Ambo will collapse into a pathetic blubbering sack of shit with just one well-placed bonk to the head with a keurig k-cup holder. So as long as she's a coffe drinker like Jade was, she'll be golden.

Oh yeah, and make sure she's livestreaming when you guys throw hands, Slommi.

I'm starting to let myself get my hopes up about this new arc. Yeah, Ambo hasn't shown her on her channel yet, but she's just building up suspense to maximize her views on the video. The parts that are interesting to me are
1) She seems to WANT to be on camera, and
2) Amber has suggested livestreams which means that SLOMMI has likely responded positively to the idea of livestreams.

Buckle-up bitches; it's gonna be a wild ride!
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Edited to Add:
@TexasRanger a Tyler Durden wannabe who's looking for a large supply of lard to make premium soap?
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Wow, I actually have something to catch up on in this thread for the first time in like 4 years. I’m pleasantly surprised, but I also don’t care.
 
One good firm push would send amber to the ground. Her balance is fucked and she has no reaction time. All miss salami would have to do is shove her
 
To all those thinking “darn, that Tommy gorl sure is a purdy lil’ thang” please remember we have been here before:
Exhibit A: Salah

There’s a lid for every pot, even retarded ones. Just sayin’.
 
According to youtube/plebbit girlies Tommy Solommy is already in a relationship with another woman with children (poss married? idk) and has previous for sliding into lonely lezzers DMs as some kind of money making scam? Can't remember exactly what video it was (maybe Waddle's latest?) because I was half asleep/ out my tits on painkillers so could have dreamt it.
 
Moody Fallon said:
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
According to youtube/plebbit girlies Tommy Solommy is already in a relationship with another woman with children (poss married? idk) and has previous for sliding into lonely lezzers DMs as some kind of money making scam? Can't remember exactly what video it was (maybe Waddle's latest?) because I was half asleep/ out my tits on painkillers so could have dreamt it.
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It's been posted and discussed.
 
Are things moving too fast right now, or is this the right time for a new poll? It's been a while since Jade has been a thing.

If she really is a feeder, maybe "How long until 600lb?"

Someone's probably got a better idea.
 
I’ve seen a bunch of reaction channels say they are worried about Amber getting hurt. This is my problem with all of them, they constantly harp on her being a abuser and everything she’s done to animals, partners and her audience but then say they hope she’s going to be ok? Amber is choosing to lay with dogs and getting fleas.
 
Deine Mutter said:
Are things moving too fast right now, or is this the right time for a new poll? It's been a while since Jade has been a thing.

If she really is a feeder, maybe "How long until 600lb?"

Someone's probably got a better idea.
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The mods on most of the threads here never seem to update anything.

I would say its too soon atm for ALR, not until we know for sure they are moving in.
 
Did I miss something with Aunt Tammie? Suddenly she is not Facebook friends with ALR or even Mamalynn (current Facebook page). Tammie is friends with the K Smith, George R and Donnie R.
 
+who.cares+ said:
Did I miss something with Aunt Tammie? Suddenly she is not Facebook friends with ALR or even Mamalynn (current Facebook page). Tammie is friends with the K Smith, George R and Donnie R.
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I thought K Smith was Mamalynn? Does Mamalynn have 2 accounts? Anyway, Amber has been saying on her channel for YEARS that she and Aunt Tammie are close again, but there's been no actual proof of that. Back in September (I think), Tammie made a post implying that Amber would be moving back to Oklahoma in October, but it's since been radio silence from her. And she doesn't seem to have been in any of the get-togethers that Amber's vlogged. When Tammie was on The Farms, it was quite clear that she had a bit of a blind spot for the antics of her "sisser", but had absolute distain for both Ambo and Grammalynn. Now that the three generations of degeneracy are like the Three Musketeers (or maybe more like the Three Stooges), Tammie's probably keeping her distance to keep the peace with Kristine while not having to engage with Ambo.
 
just lurking said:
One good firm push would send amber to the ground. Her balance is fucked and she has no reaction time. All miss salami would have to do is shove her
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Dangleen ankle redux. The bigger you are, the harder you fall. Also, excess fat around the belly increases the risk for falls because of a higher center of gravity.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I thought K Smith was Mamalynn? Does Mamalynn have 2 accounts? Anyway, Amber has been saying on her channel for YEARS that she and Aunt Tammie are close again, but there's been no actual proof of that. Back in September (I think), Tammie made a post implying that Amber would be moving back to Oklahoma in October, but it's since been radio silence from her. And she doesn't seem to have been in any of the get-togethers that Amber's vlogged. When Tammie was on The Farms, it was quite clear that she had a bit of a blind spot for the antics of her "sisser", but had absolute distain for both Ambo and Grammalynn. Now that the three generations of degeneracy are like the Three Musketeers (or maybe more like the Three Stooges), Tammie's probably keeping her distance to keep the peace with Kristine while not having to engage with Ambo.
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Mamalynn has a Reid and a Smith FB. She has been using the KR for the past several years.
In the last few weeks (or maybe a month) they were all FB friends but not anymore.
 
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