🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This is quite possibly the most boring vlog she's ever shat out. Congrats at succeeding at something I guess...?
 
Goatchoker said:
She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?
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It’s true, our gorl is really “doing the damn thing” while Chantal is plopped in her gaming chair shoveling food into her gullet and raging at her chat for not feeding (heh) into her delusions.

What do we think? Is she going to reach that fabled 89elbees again before she starts ballooning back up?
 
Given how much Hambo likes to paint herself as protective and EMPATHETIC, she sure does like showing off Meth Mother to an audience who hates her and everything adjacent.

I don't know about you fuckers but if I was hated by many online, I would not shove my family members in front of the camera.
 
dfranki723 said:
Given how much Hambo likes to paint herself as protective and EMPATHETIC, she sure does like showing off Meth Mother to an audience who hates her and everything adjacent.

I don't know about you fuckers but if I was hated by many online, I would not shove my family members in front of the camera.
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She’s probably showing her Mom, so hate comments are directed more towards her Mom than herself.
 
AzurePastures said:
This is a good point, especially since she claims to be clean from alcohol, thc, vapes, etc. I could see if she was buying one of those products and got carded someone might say "you don't look 33, you look 23." But if she were to admit that, she'd have to admit to buying the toxins she now claims to be clean from. 23 does seem an oddly random number to say she looks like if you didn't know her actual age via an ID.... 33. What an interesting coincidence!
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I can only imagine it would be some path of Amber buying an age restricted item, clerk ID checking Amber, Amber thinking if she is getting ID checked that is because she looks younger than 33, looks younger than 33 turns into looks like she is in her early 20s, that's too vague to present as a conversation, turns into looks 23.
Goatchoker said:
She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?
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When was the last time that weight tracking chart was posted/updated? Always was a good visual representation of her cycling and where she is now.
 
Noom Boom said:
When was the last time that weight tracking chart was posted/updated? Always was a good visual representation of her cycling and where she is now.
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Oh, ages ago. People gave up on updating it because of Amber's constant lies. The data was completely useless.

It's too bad, though ... if Stinky McMoonface actually told the truth, it would have been fascinating to track her constant yo-yo-ing of the same 13 pounds.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Oh, ages ago. People gave up on updating it because of Amber's constant lies. The data was completely useless.

It's too bad, though ... if Stinky McMoonface actually told the truth, it would have been fascinating to track her constant yo-yo-ing of the same 13 pounds.
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I still think it may be interesting, even with the lies it is the same 90 pounds max. Depending on how much work it is I might try and come up with something. She's been going at this for so long that it's turned into a great case study of how and why super fat people can or can't lose weight.
 
Goatchoker said:
She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?
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I would love to see Chantal surpass ALR in weight. Unless ALR loses a massive amount, we'll never know for sure because Chantal lies about her weight, and all she'll have to say is "Prove it!"
 
Xenomorph said:
As soon as amber sees her Ozempic sagging face she gonna balloon right back up to moonface to smoooooth it out.
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YUP! I see her looking “smaller” at the same time I see things getting “saggier” and she’s gonna be fucking pissed when she looks at herself and how she’s melting.

She won’t last long on weight loss arc because of this.


ETA: IDK why people are still taking ozempic/similar for weight loss specifically with the end results being not great and the other issues that are popping up.

5 years from now I can see the “have you or a loved one been affected by… commercials playing” (I know why but it still is so wild to me)
 
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Goatchoker said:
She does look smaller.
Congrats to amber for losing weight. I have no hope this will stick but at least she isn’t eating a whole pizza in 13 minutes?
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The shot with her in her natural habitat (with the fridge door wide open) she still looks MASSIVE. I don't think she's losing shit. We're still doing this fuckery where all we see is ceiling shots when she "weighs in" & her fat retarded reactions are so fake. Everything about her is so pathetic & orchestrated. She'll NEVER lose weight because she's somewhere now that she can be as big of a pig as she wants, she is all alone & doesn't have to pretend to anyone but the audience that
loathes her that she's dOeEn tHe dAmN tHeEen. All this illiterate sow does is lie & eat. So boring, just die already, lard lass.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Hamber, on the other hand, went from being a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who vapes Delta 8 and day-drinks out of boredom to a grotesquely fat do-nothing lump who still does that but instead of for fun it's to use as leverage to manipulate people.
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Amber smoking cheap weed vapes is sort of surprising to me. Wouldn’t she be on a high dose or chainsmoke them bc she’s too fat for the normal dose to affect her?
 
Xolanite said:
Amber smoking cheap weed vapes is sort of surprising to me. Wouldn’t she be on a high dose or chainsmoke them bc she’s too fat for the normal dose to affect her?
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Nah. She’s not even smoking real weed. Delta 8 is gross af. And fat people get high just like skinny people. (Hahaaaa)

She doesn’t smoke as much as she says also. It’s all fatly performative.
 
Fatties like Hamber love to LARP as anorexics

"omg I have to FORCE myself to eat!"
"I NEED to drink my protein shake (just like ensure uwu)"
"I don't even like food! Nothing sounds good to me!"
"I am full after one bite teehee"
"I am splitting this into several meals cause I just can't eat that much!"
"Counting calories is so triggereeeeeen"

You know this bitch doesn't have any issues getting in her protein. She eats a box of Reeses peanut butter cups and two pints of Ben and Jerry's a day and several of those crackers, meat and cheese boxes. She's good.
 
Lidl Drip said:
You know this bitch doesn't have any issues getting in her protein. She eats a box of Reeses peanut butter cups and two pints of Ben and Jerry's a day and several of those crackers, meat and cheese boxes. She's good.
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There's a guy on YouTube called Erik the Electric who does insane high-calorie, high volume food challenges. He stays in shape with crazy amounts of cycling (like, 30+miles per day) and weight lifting. During one of his challenges, someone asked how he gets enough protein for muscle growth with all of these giant junkfood eating challenges. He laughed and said that when you're consuming 4-5000 calories (even if it's junk), you're definitely hitting your daily protein requirements.

This new vlog was just trash and typical Amber stupidity. She's suddenly worried about hitting 100g of protein per day. You know, to prevent wastage of the muscles she doesn't use and to try and keep her dead hair from falling out even more. What do you wanna bet she got the 100g number from TikTok or something? Anway, 100 grams? One of those protein drinks, 3 scrambled aaaygs (or egg whites), and 6oz lean steak or chicken (as we know how much of a meat gorlie she is) is about 90g. Add fruits/veggies and a bit of whole grains with the meals and boom, 100+g. But Amber's a stupid drama queen, so she instead makes herself a giant carb and fat bomb of ravioil and processed chicken "sausage". Then she pretends she's too full to eat it after the second bite and has to "force" herself for 30 minutes to eat it in order to get the measly 38g of protein from the entire meal. And of course, fails her daily goal by only being able to eat 85 grams. I mean, it wouldn't be an Amber goal if she didn't decide to do things her way and then fail, would it?

Her YouTube portal must show that she's getting views from new folks who aren't subbed to her, because she pretended to be "taste testing" the Pure Protein chocolate peanut butter drink and was surprised that she liked it. You know, despite that being her favourite flavor since her WLS arc, and her drinking those Pure Protein shakes since all the way back in the Krystle Era.

Edit: missed a few words in a sentence
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
He stays in shape with crazy amounts of cycling (like, 30+miles per day)
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(reads 'crazy amount' and '30+ miles per day')

(slithers away in silence)

On topic, of course AL is trying to LARP as a protein-babe. It's obvious she's been striking out on every other attempt she's made to draw traffic to her channel. New angles are required. My big question is... which floozy YouTube creator is she skinwalking as right now? Because the only one I know of right now that I kind of follow (via the Farms) who's doing the protein-panic is April Lauren, and she doesn't strike me as AL's cup of tea.
 
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