🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lidl Drip said:
Is she just retarded or do Americans actually sell "Marzipan" made with peanuts instead of almonds? Because that's not marzipan.
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its actually a mexican candy but yes, its made with peanuts
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(not that she isnt that fucking stupid regardless)
 
The woman really thinks she's hot shit so mourns losing "her identity": thin shit colored hair. She didn't have good hair to begin with. But it's the most "normal" feature she has. Her hair isn't revolting like her arms, chins, laygs, ankle balls, side lumps.
She should try Rogaine, I hear it works. And use curlers or do braids for no heat curls. But she may not physically be able to put curlers in due to those saddlebag arms. So braids. If you want to keep what's left of your hair.
 
I call shenanigans said:
So what? She still has breasts and breast cancer is also an estrogenic cancer.
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yes, but that has a different mechanism, and unless she's BRCA1/2 positive or has a known HER positive breast cancer the risk is no higher than for any other person who is put on HRT (especially if it was combined oestrogen/progesterone) and the benefits would outweigh the potential risks.
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
yes, but that has a different mechanism, and unless she's BRCA1/2 positive or has a known HER positive breast cancer the risk is no higher than for any other person who is put on HRT (especially if it was combined oestrogen/progesterone) and the benefits would outweigh the potential risks.
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There is no clear cut support either way for HRT. There must be a careful evaluation of all risks and benefits (including BRCA1/BRCA2 evaluations). However, Amber has never had a consistent GP that follows her, nor has not been really involved in her healthcare besides the er visits and using google. With all her issues, hair thinning is the least of her problems.
 
Amber talking badly about her past is some some narc/bpd splitting shit they do because they can't tolerate things being good and bad at the same time. So if they have to present (or internally make believe themselves that) the current life is better/good, they got to have to shit on everything that came before. That how their shitty brains work. Bitch can't help herself.

Concerning the estrogen, I remember Amber being on estrogen after the surgery.
 
She loves her hair as it's the only thin thing on her. It's so pathetic how she's hanging on to those sad ass, scraggly 4 strands of hair. Hilarious. It would look kinda better (in comparison) if she cut it where you suggested @Mekahineyho. It's already pretty fuct & she's not going to stick with trying to actually take care of it beyond a couple videos she can gain sympathy from.

Her lips are pretty fuckin thin too. She over lines them so freakishly then she looks like a child that found mommys makeup. Then takes all these disgusting pix where she thinks she looks sexy & seductive, when she just looks like a bloated walrus. The wonky eyes she has from untreated die uh beet us are schoooooo cyooot too, ewe guise!
 
Skinless Nugget said:
She loves her hair as it's the only thin thing on her. It's so pathetic how she's hanging on to those sad ass, scraggly 4 strands of hair. Hilarious. It would look kinda better (in comparison) if she cut it where you suggested @Mekahineyho. It's already pretty fuct & she's not going to stick with trying to actually take care of it beyond a couple videos she can gain sympathy from.

Her lips are pretty fuckin thin too. She over lines them so freakishly then she looks like a child that found mommys makeup. Then takes all these disgusting pix where she thinks she looks sexy & seductive, when she just looks like a bloated walrus. The wonky eyes she has from untreated die uh beet us are schoooooo cyooot too, ewe guise!
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her hair looks like a woman who’s 55+ with long hair. Hair that length only looks good if it’s fuller and if she wasn’t so horrible at self care, she could get extensions but that would be an absolute disaster with her. she also has a weird idea that she wants to match her mom cause her mom has long hair.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
There is no clear cut support either way for HRT. There must be a careful evaluation of all risks and benefits (including BRCA1/BRCA2 evaluations). However, Amber has never had a consistent GP that follows her, nor has not been really involved in her healthcare besides the er visits and using google. With all her issues, hair thinning is the least of her problems.
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If I remember correctly, her oncologist prescribed the estrogen, and it was a pharmacist who told her she never should have been prescribed it in the first place. Do patients ever receive estrogen after a hysterectomy on a short-term basis to ease the menopausal symptoms?
 
Whether this cow needs estrogen or not is moot. She isn't seeing a doctor nor doing any of the follow ups someone with cancer should be doing. She needs to just cut a foot of the dead shit off her head and be done with it.
 
My mother had a hysto back when she was in her early 30s. She's been on estrogen since then. We're talking over 3 decades of being on it now. I was a midget Diet Coke enthusiast so I don't remember the entire reasoning behind it, but I vaguely recall something about terrible infection in the uterus and cysts on the ova or some shit like that. I didn't pay too much attention being a stupid child at the time. All I know is that back in that time, it was an all-or-nothing super-invasive surgery and I had to visit my mother in the hospital during her recovery.

And she did have reproductive-system cancers prevalent in her side of the family, but that sure as shit didn't stop her estrogen prescription.

She's now facing down 70, healthy as fuck and happy as a fly in shit. And still on estrogen, because she tried to ween off to go through menopause, said 'this is bullshit' and got her doc to sign off on staying on hormones until the day she fucking dies.
 
this thingy with the hair is a fat thingy. they swear that having a long hair make them appear slim

it is like the fattie who swears that if she is using a jacket or coat no one is going to see that she is the size of a concrete mixer.
 
The hair situation is maddening for any number of reasons Which I will now sperge about because otherwise my head will explode from the sheer stupidity of this situation type deal.

First, Amber is terminally online on platforms where hair care advice is readily available. So the retarded questions and discussions about her hair are nothing more than obvious bids for engagement.

Second, she sees things in binary terms. She’s busy telling us her hair is thinning at the bottom, not the scalp. SHE’S NOT BALDING, YOU GUIZE! Which means she’s missing the point that her stupid scraggly hair is stupid and scraggly because it is breaking off following years of neglect.

Third, the condition of her hair is the result of a clusterfuck of reasons including, but not limited to her: increasing age, lack of estrogen, lack of cleanliness, oil and dry shampoo buildup on the scalp, poop-bun derived traction alopecia, harsh drugstore shampoo, lack of conditioner, lack of heat protectant, heat styling, and lack of trims.

So everyone who understands that hair does not repair itself tells her to get it cut. “Oh NOZE,“ wails Amber. “I
need to have long hair! My hair is my best feature! I love my hair!“ Again with the binary thinking.

But between doing what she has always done (and it is extremely Amberlynnesque to claim to love something/someone while completely neglecting/abusing it) and chopping all her hair off like the wife in The Gift of the Magi, there exists a vast spectrum of incremental improvements that she could be making—if she weren’t such a stupid useless fat fuck.

Oh, OK. She said that the last time she washed it, she used conditioner afterwards. STOP. THE. PRESSES.
 
Lidl Drip said:
Is she just retarded or do Americans actually sell "Marzipan" made with peanuts instead of almonds? Because that's not marzipan.
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inquizadoor said:
its actually a mexican candy but yes, its made with peanuts
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(not that she isnt that fucking stupid regardless)
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It's pronounced maz-ah-PAHN and I find it hard to believe that Hamber spent her first 18 years in California yet has never tried it before...
 
a hapless toad said:
It's pronounced maz-ah-PAHN and I find it hard to believe that Hamber spent her first 18 years in California yet has never tried it before...
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yeah ive noticed that when she tries something 'for the first time' lately shes been throwing in a little 'that i can remember' because people were pulling up clips of her trying things years ago that she now claims to have never had.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
Whether this cow needs estrogen or not is moot. She isn't seeing a doctor nor doing any of the follow ups someone with cancer should be doing. She needs to just cut a foot of the dead shit off her head and be done with it.
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But rounder and fatter faces with short hair look rounder and fatter.
Im just surprised the only thinning thats been happening is her hair.
inquizadoor said:
yeah ive noticed that when she tries something 'for the first time' lately shes been throwing in a little 'that i can remember' because people were pulling up clips of her trying things years ago that she now claims to have never had.
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Oh man was she probably pissed that people made compilations about her eating shit shes had before. It was already pure gold to have the totally not worn before earrings hoard she was selling online be featured in compilation videos but shes really making sure she covers her ass now. Love that for her.
 
they all pull the same shit.

their lies are not lies as long as:
  1. they just 'forgot'
  2. they didnt mean it
  3. they just changed their mind
  4. they were 'trolling'
  5. that was the PAST!!! it doesnt matter!
 
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