She’s messing with us big time. For all we know she’s got a penthouse on the Vegas strip, is a Madam to a prestigious harem of young hookers, and flies home each weekend for Bingo, to walk Twinkie and to bring her Mama a fresh supply of meth. If we actually think, at this point, that anything she films is the truth, we’re all nuttier than her.
Sometimes when she's super boring and nothing's going on, I think about the possibility that this is all some social experiement and that Amber actually some averaged sized woman who is educated, employed, self-sufficient, and who comes from a loving and stable family with intelligent and hard-working parents. And that the REAL Amber dons a fat suit, smears crisco in her hair, and acts like a borderline retarded cunt to test and see how much shit people will let her get away with just because she's "fat" and pathetic.
... then I realize that this is pretty retarded - even for me - and I go find other ways to occupy my mind.
You are a braver crazier viewer than I
Fixed it for you
... i can't believe wipey destroy her mental state...
This is hilarious because it's so true. Wipey was the first of her gorlfriends who weren't either 100% dependant on their parents (Casey - though Casey was a minor at the time, and Krystle), or planetoids hovering around the 300lb mark. Wipey was educated (CompTIA+ counts! - It's more than any of the others got during their time with Amber), was
more active less inactive than all of the others, and was the only one to not completely slide into Amber's completely gluttonous lifestyle. And then wipey kissed her ass during the entire breakup until she had the chance to ghost her. Amber left that relationship thinking she was the shit, had somehow magically changed, and was now deserving of people levels above her usual fare of retarded thumbs who looked and acted like 13 year old boys. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Amber's whole "I'm a totally different person now" didn't at least partly come from Wipey buttering her up so she could easily slide away.
I think somewhere at the back of that smooth brain, these thoughts are trying to creep into her consciousness and are causing her distress, so she's constantly talking about "No, I'VE CHANGED!"
How much do we reckon Amber spent on bribes to that redditard so they'd post about her?
I reckon somewhere between zilch and nada dollary-doos. Those retarded reddit bitches will say and do ANYTHING to get karma and attention. Remember that loon that changed her name on a social media account to 'Becky Williams' and then filmed a heavily edited video of her scrolling her social media to pretend she was Becky and to show the fake posts she wrote? I think she even stole pictures from Becky's social media to make the clone account look convincing. All of that nonsense just to push a few posts saying that Amber doesn't shower and stuff like that, lol.
