🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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There was just a lot of face scrunching and whining, no tears shed at all. She looked way more devastated when Becky called it, and she never even liked Becky.

Now I’m not saying they didn’t break up, because good lord do I hope they did, but she just doesn’t look like she’s up shit creek without a caretaker like when Becky left.

She’s ‘broken up’ with Jade before to get her out of the spotlight. I really hope this isn’t it again. The timing is sus with Dusty and Becks shedding light on her being Jade (even though it was obvious).

Though, to be fair, there was clearly never any love here and Jade was probably just waiting for a good time to bounce. It’s just odd that she’d film this on the same day as she did her stupid Q/A video where she wasn’t super emotionally dead inside. She was already discussing moving during it, so she knew it was already happening.

Idk man, this whole thing makes no damned sense.

But Jade is boring so fuck outta here.
 
As someone who doens't follow Amberlynn, but I've seen a lot of videos of women crying about break ups, is this video just her bitching and moaning or is she trying to guilt her gf into getting back with her?

Weigh (no pun intended) in here, thread regulars.
 
FatAl "knows what she's worth" because she's priced herself out per pound.....Pork prices in Kentucky are gonna be dropping any minute.

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The most interesting part is going to be seeing who she gets dumped on

1. If there's a friend willing to live with her, they're unlikely to act as her taxi to the exent her partners have (and they probably won't put up with Da binge monsta™️), so she'll be forced to order out all the time, and she'll gain more weight, and will be completely bedbound by autumn
2. If she lives alone, she'll be completely bedbound by autumn
3. If methmaw comes and lives with her, she's gonna indulge Amber, and she'll be bedbound by autumn

This only ends in serious weight gain for me
 
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List of items Wipey was able to milk out Amber :

Jordans
Tattoos
Clothing

Anything else? Doesn't seem like worth the effort on Jade's part but hey I never said she was smart.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I'm thrilled at the prospect of several vlogs where Amber starts raging about what a piece of shit Jade really was as soon as she's secured a brand new asswiper (just like she's done for every single other girlfriend who dumped her).
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Jade might just have been smart enough to have procured the blackmail layg pictures to Amberlyn's perpetual regret.
 
Polski krowa said:
The most interesting part is going to be seeing who she gets dumped on

1. If there's a friend willing to live with her, they're unlikely to act as her taxi to the exent her partners have (and they probably won't put up with Da binge monsta™️), so she'll be forced to order out all the time, and she'll gain more weight, and will be completely bedbound by autumn
2. If she lives alone, she'll be completely bedbound by autumn
3. If methmaw comes and lives with her, she's gonna indulge Amber, and she'll be bedbound by autumn

This only ends in serious weight gain for me
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Amber has no friends...
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING CALLED IT

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FUCK OFF JADE FRANCIS OF NEW YORK!!!!!

I personally think it went down like this though;
a) fireworks scene mega lie and again she told on herself, she wanted to build it up and who the fuck breaks up with someone in front of fireworks.
b) Jade has been out to lunch for the last month and this court case is ending and I have always believed her game plan is lie low and then return to NY. I think she has been talking to guys and plotting her escape.
c) I think she left in the early morning and just left, she packed up her computer for work, her Jordans and bailed the fuck out. I believe this because Jade has never had large gifts and enough to leave.
d) the no WLS was the last straw as she could see her becoming like Becky and bolted.

This clearly was not "mutual" though because we know all the gfs break up with Amber, it was even implied Krystal did and she was actually retarded.

600lbs by November 1st
 
Mr. Ghoul said:
Jesus fuck what's with the retarded face paint and wig. I swear these fucking youtube commentators start doing the stupidest shit once they get a little taste of success and their egos inflate like balloons.
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I liked him at first, but unsubbed when he began this shit + the virtue signaling mean gorl act
Ohlordyitsjordy do keep a good head on his shoulders.
 
Amber didn't even manage to get a full two years of service from Jade. :story:
 
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