🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
Yew guize need to RUHHLIZZE that she toadully got PEE TEE ESS DEE from the IV. Because she had cancer. Yew need to RUHHLIZZE that yew gotta give hurr a braek. She liderully white girl Pumpkin Spiced Latte UGGS can't with all your ROODness and negativity!

When are yew gonna RUHHLIZZE?
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Every single video with her crying about how SCURRY this all is boils down to this. You guise need to Rullahhze that I am SUPER SICK this ISN'T MY FAULT you SHOULD BE ASHAMED for thinking me gaining and losing the same 70-100 lbs for the past 10 years IS TO BLAME FOR MY PROBLEMS! IT'S THE HAYDURS: THEY COLLAPSED MY LUNG AND BROKE MY VEINS IN THE ER AND PROBABLY TRIPPED ME BY SENDING BAD JUJU THOUGHTS WHEN I WAS WALKEEN, IT'S TERRIFYING

Fuck off, gorl. You ate yourself half to death. If Jenny Jen Jen's death by fat isn't motivating enough to get her to make an honest effort to fix all this damage she's done to herself, nothing will be.
 
I guess she can blame all of her breatheeeeeeeen problems over the years on a collapsed lung and not being a 600 el bee bag of fluid that can't walk the length of herself. You guise have to rullahz that NONE of this is her fault cos she's HULTHY. (just big)
 
In her most current video, she pisses and moans about "reaction channels" and chimps about how they're defaming her. Like bitch, you showed your dirty clothes on a sink, have been at this "weight loss" for literal YEARS and you don't think nobody has the right to call you out? You're beyond delusional.
 
Marble Jack said:
In her most current video, she pisses and moans about "reaction channels" and chimps about how they're defaming her. Like bitch, you showed your dirty clothes on a sink, have been at this "weight loss" for literal YEARS and you don't think nobody has the right to call you out? You're beyond delusional.
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The recent hitting out at reaction channels is 100% Wipey egging her on. For years Amber had the attitude of "lol don't care about haydurs but thanks for the views" and mostly ignored them apart from the odd spat with retards like Michael B Sweaty here and there.
 
It is interesting that she said "medical" instead of "health". Basically, she never lied when she went to the ER for one of her health issues. She was commenting on the suspicion that both the latest visits were done at the same time. I believe that Amber has no quarrels to go the ER for the smallest problem instead of going to an urgent care clinic or a GP. I think that is what she is referring to.

Amber has no problem obfuscating any health problems she has. Not a long time ago, she was fit as a fiddle being able to do anything skinny people could do. Now we are told that she has a problem breathing and everything hurts. Anyone who can understand and explain her medication schedule should win a Nobel prize.

This whole vlog is pure manipulation. She probably realises that it will be difficult to strike down reaction channels, so she is trying to stop them by crying.
 
Jordy responded this morning, bee-tee-dubs.
Jordy is level-headed and, in my opinion, nice. Which makes her retarded tears even more retarded.
But... that's our GORL!
 
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf is a classic tale for a reason. Pity no one cared enough about Amber in all her 31 years to explain it to her.
 
Clown Baby said:
Every single video with her crying about how SCURRY this all is boils down to this. You guise need to Rullahhze that I am SUPER SICK this ISN'T MY FAULT you SHOULD BE ASHAMED for thinking me gaining and losing the same 70-100 lbs for the past 10 years IS TO BLAME FOR MY PROBLEMS! IT'S THE HAYDURS: THEY COLLAPSED MY LUNG AND BROKE MY VEINS IN THE ER AND PROBABLY TRIPPED ME BY SENDING BAD JUJU THOUGHTS WHEN I WAS WALKEEN, IT'S TERRIFYING

Fuck off, gorl. You ate yourself half to death. If Jenny Jen Jen's death by fat isn't motivating enough to get her to make an honest effort to fix all this damage she's done to herself, nothing will be.
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Yew guize need to RUHHLIZZE that I know what I need to do to lose weight. Yew guize need to RUHHLIZZE that I acktualleh lost

(claps hands, dodges head, sways while the shelf ass jiggles uncontrollably) EIGHTY NINE POUNNNNNNDDS! (claps hands, dodges head, sways while the shelf ass jiggles uncontrollably)

And NOT just because Krystal's parents treated me like a bona fide LOW FUNCTIONING Prader-Wili case and locked up the cabinets and fridge and made me get permission to get a snack and made me exercise.

I did that!

I DID THAT (Points and squeals annoyingly)

I've LIDERULLY lost thousands of pounds. I can't show you right now because roadside truck scales are no longer a common thing. But AH DID!

Yew need to RUHHLIZZE how ROOD you are all acting. My LUNG is COLLAPSED! COLLAPSED! I can't even Sneed, yew need to RUHHLIZE!


See--this is the foregone conclusion of what happens when shitheads like Jen Armstrong, Chantal Sarault, and Amber are allowed to fester in a room alone with just a screen to talk to for YEARS, and no live person (or persons) to challenge their lies, manipulation, and horseshit.
No one over on YouTube is having it anymore. LOVE THAT FOR HURR.
 
I noticed something.

Amber's voice at the start of the video is fine. Sounds like Amber but what can ya do. When talking about her health stuff she's a little choked up but anyone can fake that by tightening their throat while talking. Easiest bit of acting there is.

She sounds more like she has the sniffles with a sore throat... UNTIL she mentions that the reaction channels are making money, THEN you can hear a little wobble in the throat. Genuine emotion.

Bitch is broke, and it's all your fault!

It's at about 4 minutes in, also there are 8 ads on this thing. Jeez.
 
PotatoSalad4711 said:
Interesting that she says she was surprised at how quickly they got her a CT appointment when Amber has been smugly telling us for years that she gets CT's on the regular (oh, I'm sorry, she tries to get them every 6 months when she can, our gorl is just so busy though).
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Oh my bad. Didn't realize it was normal to get a CT scan every six months as a skinny person. Because. You know. Skinny people get sick too.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
Oh my bad. Didn't realize it was normal to get a CT scan every six months as a skinny person. Because. You know. Skinny people get sick too.
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Absolutely it is! That's why this CT scan is a wild experience, as opposed to ordinary CT scans that everyone gets routinely. Goodness knows that I'm past due for my weekly CT scan of a random body part that is having issues because reasons. Also I need to burst into random tears because 'I'm going through so much, y'all, but I ain't gonna say nothin' about it until those who've been with me all the while know and I've had time to digest it' (I am out of my favorite sake. It is stupidly expensive. That can almost move me to tears.)

I would love to be able to provide insight as to whether or not semiannual CT scans are ordinary for post-cancerous patients, but those people I've known who've had cancer are all fucking dead. Except one, who had breast cancer that resulted in a double mastectomy, and she sure as fuck doesn't have semiannual CT scans.

But then again, AL is so fucking medically unique, who are we to assume what's normal and what's not when it comes to our Healthy Just Big (tm) gorl?
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
I would love to be able to provide insight as to whether or not semiannual CT scans are ordinary for post-cancerous patients, but those people I've known who've had cancer are all fucking dead. Except one, who had breast cancer that resulted in a double mastectomy, and she sure as fuck doesn't have semiannual CT scans.
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Like anything in medicine, it all depends. CT scan equipment like other X-ray-based machines uses ionizing radiation, meaning the procedure has a potential cancer risk. This is why we don't do mammography on teenagers unless warranted. As far as Amber is concerned, the best procedure for determining if her cancer has grown is an MRI or a PET, but she can't use the machine, so CT is the next best thing.

Her oncologist would prescribe a host of tests to see if there is any cancer progression. It could be blood tests, ultrasounds, chest X-rays, and others. It all depends on the type of cancer, age of the patient, etc. The oncologist has set this list for Amber and it would not be unusual to have an abdominal CT at regular intervals. The issue is whether Amber has followed the oncologist's recommendations.
 
Do we know for certain she actually had cancer? I don't think Jennifer Armstrong ever had cancer, as she alleged.

One thing boombalattys do on the regular at the doctor's is listen to what the doctor says. Example:

"I'm gonna send you downstairs for a blood draw. I just wanna rule out any possibility of Lupus since you seem to be presenting with some signs..."

Boombalatty: (Goes on the internet) "OH MAH GAAAAH...The doctor SAID that I might have LUPUS!"

Maybe Amber really had pre-cancerous cells and, with her corpulence, decided the most expedient route was hysterectomy and boombalatty just turned it into full blown cancer. She was already catching heat over Becky's mother and other family members. What better way to get people to stop asking inconvenient questions and having inconvenient opinions?
 
Well lets see. After her crying about "speculation channels" and giving us the "muh lungs" bonus clip her next video may be day one oriented to not give up on what she loves and going headfirst into whatever great new adventure she has planned for her journey or shes going to rage again and berate the audience. Not "you" spuh-scifically to the person watching her video but doing the othering thing she does and says theres boolies who hate watch her. And critisizing people and chastising everyone (except her good followers).

Shes exhausted the medical issue and the self declared queen of trolling who made sure weeks before to tell us the tea and the trolling and the trainwreck-ness of her life will continue really wants us to believe her every word. I wonder how she will waddle herself out of this corner.
 
Ever since I discovered Amberlynn, I've kinda always been hyped for what's starting to happen. I'm not too concerned if she's lyin about some aspect of these ER and dr visits. To me, it was only a matter of time where someone that size with that waist to height index was going to start having a roller coaster of issues. Personally, Im thinking things have been worse for her than she's let on, ol' perfect tests-lynn spazzing about how healthy she was.
 
ADHD said:
Here's the clip for those who missed it.
why amber quit optavia.mp4
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The best part of that saga is that Optavia aggressively markets itself as a low-calorie plan. You start off at 1100 cal/day with almost no fat and no sugar. You are expected to transition away from that to something more reasonable once you’ve learned to cook more lean meats and veggies. And it’s expensive! So she did less than zero research - she actively avoided reading anything - before dropping around $400 for the starter plan of materials, protein bars, and powdered shakes. And yes, it still would have been healthier than how she has ever chosen to eat.
 
I agree with the channels who doubt she went to the ER, or who point out that, regardless, an ER trip is all that Jade will agree to in terms of hauling her around. No more late-night Walmart runs!

Jade is almost certainly already out the door, and FatAmber is probably suffering both physical and psychosomatic symptoms. If she soon goes back to bragging about Torrid tent clothing hauls and waving allegedly-used journals in front of the camera, it’s all psychosomatic.

Twinkie looks GREAT, and that’s all that matters.
 
Bogliacci said:
Ever since I discovered Amberlynn, I've kinda always been hyped for what's starting to happen. I'm not too concerned if she's lyin about some aspect of these ER and dr visits. To me, it was only a matter of time where someone that size with that waist to height index was going to start having a roller coaster of issues. Personally, Im thinking things have been worse for her than she's let on, ol' perfect tests-lynn spazzing about how healthy she was.
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I think most of us suspected things were pretty bad when she completely ballooned up in 2019-2020. It doesn't really matter anymore what she does or how much weight she loses, she'll never have a normal lifespan and in whatever time she's got left her health problems are only going to come at her faster. I'd be surprised if she didn't already have some kind of arthritis in her knees and back.
 
People who have stage 4 cancers get regular CT and PET scans to monitor any cancer growth. Usually every 3-6 months. Anybody who has had a cancer that is cured but who has a strange symptom will get a CT looking for cancer relapse. (It’s a joke that once you’ve had cancer, even a twisted ankle will get you a scan so be careful what you complain about.) Some people have cancer cells show up in blood, others don’t. It’s completely random. So for some, blood testing is an accurate monitoring tool and for some, its scans.

As I recall, Amber’s cancer was an early stage cancer that resolved with hysterectomy. There would not be regular scans for follow up in that case. If she had a very conservative doctor, they might have scanned her the first year but not after that. And especially not if she is on Medicare and not private insurance.

Chantel is going insane behind the scenes so I figured Amber was still crazy in public, I should jump back in. Still health, huh. She should pay close attention to Fat Jen. In my book, Tammy’s next, then Amber is up.
 
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