🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Karina Kaboom made a fun video. Lots of cute squirrels.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=STxHYFDSrNA

Zachary Michael also responded on his channel. I don’t usually care for him but his response was pretty solid. He made some good points about his channel catalogue and took her threats light heartedly while at the same time not backing down. He also expressly warned her that striking channels would be the death of her YouTube career but welcomed her to try even though she will not succeed. It was the least annoying I’ve found him to be in a while.

Now I feel dirty.

She is fat and I wouldn’t have sex with her. Also, she’s clearly hurting for some cash. Wipey better get a 4th job.

Ah, now I feel better.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Zack is not wrong, striking channels from low-effort creators like MundaneMatt, etc is a death knell for their career. People like Micheal Be Petty gave her enormous growth even Zach in his earlier foray for me was a must-watch. She has to respect there is a symbiotic relationship, I still if doing long boring shifts will put on the MBP vlogmas series, it's fucking hilarious and it's peak Haydur nation.

The reason why your content has fewer views now is your content is dull as dishwater and people like ZM and Yaba even Apathic Faxx make it tolerable and even interesting. I have slated ZM before but he and MBP are true reactors in the sense that they are actually transformative.

I do think Jade Francis of New York is putting her up to this but Jade in a year has destroyed Amber's channel.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

but Jade in a year has destroyed Amber's channel.

Absolutely. Jade’s arrogant and stubborn insistence on making herself a constant shadowy background presence with her deep set man voice but refusing to actually to reveal herself in videos is frustrating to viewers. It serves as a constant reminder of what ALR loves to declare… which is that she is keeping things offline.

Guess what? Your train wreck life is the draw for your channel, you nimrod. Not only have you taken away the only appealing thing about yourself but you’re constantly reminding your fan base that you did so.

No one like this. And no one likes you for you. One of the reactors actually said it best, viewers want to see the real and ugly. Don’t do q&as pretending people give a single shit what your favorite color is. No one is asking that. You’re undermining your audience and that’s the kind of insolent nonsense that drives viewership away. If you’re going to hide Jade, then hide her. Let people forget she exists. Stop showing 99% of her in an adult swaddle try on and then hide only her face. Stop letting her answer question on your IG as some kind of guest star. Stop talking about your ridiculous prepubescent boy fantasy sex life and how you piddle yourself with joy everyday because you are both in some euphoric infinite honeymoon phase. No one believes it anyway and it’s revolting. Hell, if you could just get rid of this useless side character altogether that would be great.

Cut her out like your cancerous uterus.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think it has been Amber's modus operandi for all her life to threaten people if they do not do what she wants. She probably did it to her parents, guardians, girlfriends, medical professionals, etc. Most would rather acquiesce rather than waste their time fighting her. In reality, those are empty threats as she is too lazy to put any effort into them. The idea of Amber going after Zachary or Karina is entertaining but as soon as they resist, she will back off and blame haters for it.

She has reaction channels because she has no content. If she was going to do, let's say, a travel vlog, where she would go places and look at sites. There would be no need to have reaction channels because there would be nothing to react to. People watch reaction channels because they are more interesting than her channel.

 

[FatalTater]

The idea of Amber going after Zachary or Karina is entertaining but as soon as they resist, she will back off and blame haters for it.

Even if she doesn't back off, she has no case against them since what they do is transformative enough for yt. She can huff and puff (was probably doing that anyway) but she cannot blow their channels down. She knows this, yet she's still flailing around trying to get money to fall from the sky.

Even if, by some miracle, ALL the reaction channels go away in a puff of smoke? No one is going to start watching Amber, they'll just find something good to watch instead.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Even if she doesn't back off, she has no case against them since what they do is transformative enough for yt.

Have we learned enough to judge Amber's logic as non-existent? She is only street smart, not legal jargon smart and certainly not medical science smart.

She can huff and puff (was probably doing that anyway) but she cannot blow their channels down. She knows this, yet she's still flailing around trying to get money to fall from the sky.

She has done this all her life. She flails around hoping that people will notice her and feed her.

Even if, by some miracle, ALL the reaction channels go away in a puff of smoke? No one is going to start watching Amber, they'll just find something good to watch instead.

Have you watched her when KF went on a hiatus (Thanks @Null, for all your work)? Like most people, I did something else as Amber has no influence on my life. The only reason we follow her on KF is the interaction with my fellow Farmers. You are right, no one would seriously follow her for her intellect, or her lack thereof.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's almost comforting to know that even with the Farms being down more often than Amber's leyggings during one of her and Wipey's five hour sex marathons, I can still come back to this thread and have missed absolutely fuck all. A reassuring constant in this crazy world.

Actually, I take it back. The only thing that's not boring about Amber's content these days is the depths of boring she is now managing to plumb. Maybe we'll have another big Thanksgiving meltdown to look forward to when Wipey inevitably fucks off and leaves her but who even cares anymore?

 

[Constellationzero]

She is only street smart

The gorl who said Panda Express URNGE CHKN wasn't AUTHENTIC. Nah.

 

[Trees]

Oh my god... oh my god... I did NOT know that when Amber and Jade talk about watermenlon kisses it means spitting watermelon into each other's mouth.

How does someone do this. I can understand a grifter. I can understand people who leech onto monsters for an easier life so long as it lasts. But I will never fucking be able to comprehend how a woman allows a quarter ton beast to dribble chewed up watermelon into her mouth like a goddamn bird. This is degeneracy.

You know, the thing about Jade is that she's not going to be around forever. Maybe she isn't even there right now. All this secrecy creates mystery and after Jade books it, does she realize she's given Amber the power to control the narrative completely? Nobody likes it when Amber is a cunt to Becky because she established herself as a retardedly loyal servant and achieved way more genuine popularity during her tenure. Jade has nothing to combate lidurally anything Amber wants to say she's done after her inevitable betrayal.

I wonder if she's scared of that.

 

[Jacknife]

I vaguely remember Josh playing a clip of Amberlynn saying that someone proposed to her with "do you want to be the only person I have sex with for the rest of my life" and that only had se one time since then.
Any idea who that was?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I vaguely remember Josh playing a clip of Amberlynn saying that someone proposed to her with "do you want to be the only person I have sex with for the rest of my life" and that only had se one time since then.
Any idea who that was?

That was Amber's version of how Becky proposed.

You have to take everything she says with a grain of salt because Amber is a liar, a manipulator, a grifter and completely without shame. She will do and say anything to gain views except leave the house and do something interesting.

 

[Trees]

I vaguely remember Josh playing a clip of Amberlynn saying that someone proposed to her with "do you want to be the only person I have sex with for the rest of my life" and that only had se one time since then.
Any idea who that was?

Yeah, Amber recently said Becky proposed with a ring around a vibrator.

I did some research and looked up a little bullet vibrator



It's 2.06 inches in diameter, or 52.32 millimeters



Okay everyone, let's accept this story as fact and extrapolate Amber's new ring size from that.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Oh my god... oh my god... I did NOT know that when Amber and Jade talk about watermenlon kisses it means spitting watermelon into each other's mouth.

How does someone do this. I can understand a grifter. I can understand people who leech onto monsters for an easier life so long as it lasts. But I will never fucking be able to comprehend how a woman allows a quarter ton beast to dribble chewed up watermelon into her mouth like a goddamn bird. This is degeneracy.

You know, the thing about Jade is that she's not going to be around forever. Maybe she isn't even there right now. All this secrecy creates mystery and after Jade books it, does she realize she's given Amber the power to control the narrative completely? Nobody likes it when Amber is a cunt to Becky because she established herself as a retardedly loyal servant and achieved way more genuine popularity during her tenure. Jade has nothing to combate lidurally anything Amber wants to say she's done after her inevitable betrayal.

I wonder if she's scared of that.

I'm sure I read one of Amber's tellonym posts talking about how Mah Gorlfren, Wipeee, apparently kisses her burst watermelon leaky laaaygs, so the watermelon saliva thing is positively wholesome in comparison to the oil slick oozing out of her deformed limbs.

And as for Amber controlling the narrative if/when she and MG,W, split up... Amber is a well known bullshitter. Every syllable that comes out of her smug lips is a fucking lie. Wipey wouldn't have to say *anything*, for one one believes a word that Big Al says anyway.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Yeah, Amber recently said Becky proposed with a ring around a vibrator.

I did some reserch and looked up a little bullet vibrator

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It's 2.06 inches in diameter, or 52.32 millimeters

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Okay everyone, let's accept this story as fact and extrapolate Amber's new ring size from that.

To go full autist...
I'd think that the width dimension is perhaps denoting circumference, because a tiny vibrator being 2.06 inches across is fucking enormous.
Assuming 2.06 inch circumference, this results in 21/32 inch diameter, or ~16.67 mm. Meaning it would be between a size 6 and 6.5 ring.

Which makes AL's story even more completely bullshit, because she wouldn't be able to fit a size 6.5 ring onto the tip of her fucking pinkie given the size of her balloon sausage fingers.

 

[Trees]

Wipey wouldn't have to say *anything*, for one one believes a word that Big Al says anyway.

I mean, no one believes Amber when she says Casey raped her, but I'm sure Casey was upset when Amber said she raped her. No one believes Becky neglected Amber, but she's still upset Amber said she neglected her. Accusations affect people's lives pretty much regardless of who says them.

I'm thinking about the time Amber posted Destiny saying nigger and how everyone does something or another they wouldn't really want to have on the internet, especially someone who seems so conscious of their online reputation. The sort of things only someone's intimate live in partner would know. Amber totally has footage or at least audio that Jade would hate to have associated with her identity.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amber isn't being dehumanized by haydurs and reaction channels. She does that to herself quite well. Some of her thumbnails in particular are so clickbaity and borderline degrading, like that rotisserie chicken mukbang one. Piggy can claim that YouTube chooses her thumbnails all she wants. She's not even street smart. She has the intelligence and awareness of a two year old that swears she didn't get into the cookie jar when it's between her legs, her arm is deep into the jar, and she has chocolate smeared all over her face.

To go full autist...
I'd think that the width dimension is perhaps denoting circumference, because a tiny vibrator being 2.06 inches across is fucking enormous.
Assuming 2.06 inch circumference, this results in 21/32 inch diameter, or ~16.67 mm. Meaning it would be between a size 6 and 6.5 ring.

Which makes AL's story even more completely bullshit, because she wouldn't be able to fit a size 6.5 ring onto the tip of her fucking pinkie given the size of her balloon sausage fingers.

I seem to remember that the rings were size 10? I need to see what the listings said again. But even Amber's fingers are engulfed in fat.

I mean, no one believes Amber when she says Casey raped her, but I'm sure Casey was upset when Amber said she raped her. No one believes Becky neglected Amber, but she's still upset Amber said she neglected her. Accusations affect people's lives pretty much regardless of who says them.

Particularly with Casey, rape is a very serious accusation. She was also very young when Amber pointed the finger at her. Considering how just being accused of rape ruins people's lives (innocent or no), I don't blame Casey for not wanting to talk about it. Casey is mentally ill as fuck herself but I can give her a pass for this.

It really says something that no one wants to be around Amber for longer than a couple hours at a time after they leave her life. One of the things that makes the Wifey era so crappy is that she has no other supporting characters anymore. Eric and Rickie, Destiny, Rafe, etc. all gone. I don't like the Thumb much herself but if she wants to cut Amber out of her life, good on her. It is quite a slap in the face to have your ex tell people that you are an abuser and caused her cancer when you were wiping that person's ass for years and your own mom was dying from metastatic cancer.

 

[FatalTater]

ObesetoBeast did a video about Amber's latest foolishness. The title claims that she tried to CANCEL him. Oh honey. Even if people had the power to "cancel" another human as if they were a TV show, Fat Amber certainly does NOT have that power.

Amberlynn Reid Tried to CANCEL Me...

 

[El Conserje]

Does anyone remember that time when Amber Businesswomanlynn showed us how she managed her savings by storing cash dollars on a cheap binder? As days keep passing, I feel the binder will disappear with Jade and the car in any moment.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

I hate to bring up another reaction channel, especially one that I don’t even like but I just listened to Karina Kaboom’s latest and she brought up a really interesting point.

Let’s say ALR followed through on this nonsense threat all the way. She absolutely positively won’t, but let’s indulge the fantasy game. So someone eventually decides to call her bluff and they enter into a lawsuit. ALR will eventually be faced with 2 choices: 1) You don’t show up to court claiming a medical reason in which case you have to admit to the world you are actually dying of your health problems that you’ve been concealing and lying about for years; or 2) You show up. And in the words of Karina Kaboom: “aren’t you going to want to bring a friend?” … imagine that. Federal courts are open to the public, people absolutely would show up to see this shit show. Would be absolutely hilarious if this is how Jade/Alexis/Wifey gets the big reveal.

Ah, to dream.

Anyway, we all know that if she does anything at all that it would end unspectacularly with someone just appealing the strike. That’s where it ends, if it even gets there.

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

This new MoralLectureLynn era is so bad. Every single video is Amber telling us all how we are evil.
We never lied about someone raping us, Amber. We never "whoops" accidentally let our gf's pet out of the house, searched for like 5 minutes, then went "oh well" and bought our own pet that we wanted anyway. We never blabbered on and on about UWU funsies when our gf's mother died.
This bitch is unreal.

She claims people steal her content. "People only react to vlogs when something spectacular happens." Good to admit she is fucking boring,

Plus, there is the issue of "I get hobbies and people ruin them". Why does she have to have those hobbies publicly??? She couldn't do that scratch art thing without showing it off in her vids! Same with books. I love me some books, I get wanting to discuss them (which she didn't even do, but whatever). Just register on Goodreads with a different username, not as Amberlynn Reid. People won't know.