🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amberlynn has not done anything but turn batch after batch of Ambabies against her. So it's everyone's fault that people are critical of you milking and exaggerating the fall? Bitch even threw up a PowerPoint. It's one thing to talk about something and new developments regarding it; Another thing to milk it. So no more talking about muh ligaments n' ankle? Sure, Jan.
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Go get fucked Menopauselynn, you obviously need some sort of satisfaction if you're so adamant about railing against your audience.

"Lesbian bed death" set in early in the Becky Era we later found out. Even Destiny got tired of the fupa stank. Of course, Amberlynn overcompensates with boob grabs, sexual references, and innuendos to convince us she totally has a sex life. 🙄

 
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Providing photographic evidence of a gap between the grass and sidewalk and her walkeen shoes. Collating evidence to make a claim I wonder?!

We also get to find out that she uses her bed for sleeping and making lurrrve. Yum
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She's not going to file suit. That takes time, money and effort. She's upset that people aren't accepting the narrative 100% verbatim("reality is what I say it is" -alr) and showering her with pity and "thoughts and prayers" so instead of moving on with her life and trying to build her audience or produce better content she's just presenting receipts and "evidence" to the community so she can justify her own narrative and hating audience in her own head. I don't even think most of her content is actually targeted at her audience anymore. I think she thought this would be a moment where everyone in her life (mg,w and her audience) would rally around her and finally see her will to keep going as something inspirational and grand. People would come together and watch as she finally gets the strength to get out of the bed and marshall on. But everything she has said is bullshit. I think she took tiny bits of what the doctors in the ER said about the injury and bits of WebMD information and wove it all together --filling in the gaps with her own fabrications. It's a plausible narrative, sure, she believes it herself, I honestly believe she really believes she broke or tore ligaments... "Why doesn't my audience", she asks. And then she answers herself with paranoid hateful responses directed at herself.

She's so abusive and toxic that she's willing to abuse and gaslight herself. She has no outlet and no friends so she's basically just trapped in her own mind in her own apartment, she's her own Stockholm victim as the walls that are closing in around her. I mean is there much difference between her life and solitary confinement? I'm not sure the dasher counts as a relationship or human interaction. In her head everyone in her life is conspiring against except her turd of a girlfriend. No one loves her. No one supports her. She's not heard(silenced). It's a pretty depressing picture.

Honestly, I think as we watch her body fall apart in front of us (legs, cancer, immobility, rotting teeth, etc) her mind is deteriorating as well (paranoia, hypochondria, depression, isolation). I see very little difference now in how she talks about her audience and the paranoia and fixation ChrisChan had with the "trolls".

Un-befuggen-leivable.
 
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The smugness as she declares we'll never hear about her ankle ever again. She really thinks she's punishing her audience by denying them to content they "want" when in reality, no-one gives a shit any more.

Claims to be up and about cookeen, walkeen, slow danceen but all of the videos since the fall have been filmed in her bed.
So which is it? Show us in a vlog. Sure looks like you've been in bed and for two weeks? For a sprained ankle? Lordy.... Fix yourself.
 
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i’m done​

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“Why are you talking about this? You like, seem like you’re melkeen it…”

The fact that she still manages to bait thousands of people video after video is proof that stupidity is a progressive and terminal cancer. That sentence alone proves that she’s full of shit and she’s doing this because she knows people get riled up when she lies. She knows they’ll engage with her videos to let her know how they’ve got her ALL figured out. As long as she’s getting clicks, she’s getting checks.

Imagine being so stupid that even Amber can troll you. And some of them have been eating it up for years,
 
I'll keep saying it - Fatty's not been this happy since she managed to trap her pet nigga caretaker.
She keeps trying to drum up pity as she can barely keep the smile off her gigantic moonface.
Imagine a life so boring that all you have to keep talking about is 'falling' off a pavement.
The more Fatty tries her CSI Lexington bullshit, the more obvious it is, that even at 600 pounds, she did what we've all done before -slightly stumbled, perhaps shook us up for a few seconds, then just carried on and forgot about it.
Imagine if this 'fall' never happened... what the fuck would Fatty have been using as content for the last 2 weeks? This is all she has left.
As with anything Fatty keeps doubling down on - the more she does it, the more it's bullshit - because being a narc means she always has to be right - even more so when she's wrong. That makes her feel superior in her own head.
Fatty's never talking about it again- until, like her weight, it's all she has left to talk about. At least she can put all her efforts into her bookclub, that then became a readalong.... Oh yeah, that's right, we all called it before it even started. I bet that pisses Fatty right off.
Days are getting shorter. Videos are getting shorter. Fatty's lifespan is getting shorter. Love that for her.
 
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She’s done, y’all! Whatever shall we do without even MORE stories about her super serious super major injury.

It might be because I’m drunk but hoo boy, this time she made me want to punch her way more than usual.

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Pure fucking cope (and seethe). I absolutely  adore how she assumes we all walk around, in the dark, phone stuck in our face, vlogging. Daphuq?

That's YOU, ya fat fucking twat. My phone is in my pocket when I walk because yanno, there might be a car coming, the sidewalk is old and uneven in a few places, and generally just paying attention to my surroundings, not stumbling about the neighborhood with my device glued to my face.

You fell because you were too busy eye-fucking your beautiful self while making more riveting non-tent on your phone. This is not the sidewalks fault, this not the grasses fault, this is not the shoe's fault. It's YOUR fault for not paying the fuck attention. And no, it's not skinny people's fault, either.

Instead of trying to justify your fucked up existence and point blame at everything except the actual problem (YOU), why don't you just come clean and admit the simple truth of the matter?

"I fucked up and hurt myself because I'm a 500 lb. lardass and was wandering around in the dark and not paying attention. It's my fault and I need to be more careful."

A simple mention of the truth people could accept. No lie in the truth, never is. People might laugh at you for a moment because you were a dumbass and actually owned up to it, but that would be the end of and life moves on.

Instead? We get this ongoing bullshit, complete with pictures, trying to place blame for your own fucking stupidity.

Give it a fucking break. You're damn lucky you didn't actually break something when that "500 lb." brick, as you describe it was put into motion.

I know I'm asking a lot here, but why not be honest with first and most importantly yourself, and secondly your audience?
 
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She’s done, y’all! Whatever shall we do without even MORE stories about her super serious super major injury.

It might be because I’m drunk but hoo boy, this time she made me want to punch her way more than usual.

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Have you ever seen how they kill animals with a bolt-gun to the head? This pitcher has made me hopeful that Ghetto-Jade aka Jade Francis of NY, might finally snap and do the world a favor.

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It's the only moist thing that been in that apar'men' in the last 2 years.
 
The only reason that I clicked on "I'm Done" is because I was hoping beyond hope that she was DONE.

But no, she is just babbling on about the same old shit. She cannot understand why no one believes her, and in the same breath she claims that when she isn't in the bed "sleeping and making *gag* love" she is "walking Twinkie, cleeneen, slow danceen in the kitchen" etc. etc. ad nauseum.

She wouldn't have to defend herself against being called a liar if she WASN'T A LIAR.
 
I just watched AF’s video and I’m struggling to see how it’s possible for Amber to fit her double wide foot into this with her “toe dipping into the dirt”.

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Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?
 
Bigbadyeet said:
I just watched AF’s video and I’m struggling to see how it’s possible for Amber to fit her double wide foot into this with her “toe dipping into the dirt”.

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Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?
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Gets me how Fatty sent her pet nigga (Jade Francis from NY) back to take pitchers of the crime scene. Next Fatty will be saying that thin people take pitchers of where they nearly died - her words / tripped up - our words.
 

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I just watched AF’s video and I’m struggling to see how it’s possible for Amber to fit her double wide foot into this with her “toe dipping into the dirt”.

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Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?
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BUT GUIZE! It was a LIFE ALTEREEEEN FALL. She totally ripped/broke/ouchied her tendons. Not because she’s 500lbs and was too busy eye fucking the camera. Skinny people fall eye fucking themselves on camera all the time, and it’s life altereeeen.

But wait! Add a 500lb brick (she wishes she wasn’t a mass of oobleck) and obviously she is suffereeeeen. Jfc. I can’t with her anymore lmfao I hope wipey fucks off to NY and we get rock bottom Albert cryeeeeen and eateeeen on camera for a few months.
 
Her being alone for real would be a change of pace. Maybe then she'd lose a pound or two like Fat Jen did when her mom died.
 
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“...as she finally gets the strength to get out of the bed and marshall on...”

I was only half paying attention and read that as “marshmallow on”. In my defence, both words work.

Pirateporkchop (post 62,534)
“...She's so abusive and toxic that she's willing to abuse and gaslight herself. She has no outlet and no friends so she's basically just trapped in her own mind in her own apartment...”

It’s a childish reference, but your comment made me think of that evil maze from Harry Potter 4 that the champions had to navigate. She just endlessly stomps the same paths, becoming more and more demented by them.

Bigbadyeet (post 62,543)
“Idk I might be missing something obvious but the logistics of it don’t make sense, what way was she Joaquin to even do that?”

She doesn’t know. She’s just saying what sounds tragic at the same time as being something skinny people would do.

My suspicion is that she wandered slightly off of the sidewalk with one foot (or was walking half on and half off for a while). She shuffles and doesn’t lift her feet when she walks (because she’s 500lbs). She slightly veered left again and her right toe got caught against the side of the paver. Not a medfag, but I suspect the anchored concrete slab holding her toe in place combined with her 500lbs pulling her forwards and down caused her ankle to hyper extend (pointing your toe too much) and that affected the ligaments.

In other words, not a skinny person type of accident.

And the video...

OMG, the editing with the curb made me think for a second that I was watching a FaxXor Bottle Edit. I was waiting for the dramatic “dun dun DUUUUNNN!!!” music.

Magnifies the image to make the hole seem more extreme. Keep zooming in Ambo; maybe you’ll convince an ambaby that it wasn’t really a small eroded patch, but rather a SINKHOLE you fell into. And since no one else has said this, I’ll be the asshole and do it: how do we know the hole was the CAUSE of your fall and not the RESULT? Ambo has been known to alter timelines.

And speaking of timelines: She said she filmed “I’m done” on the 29th (looks like daytime) and it’s a response to the video “Truth about my injury...” video which she uploaded on the night of the 28th. So, has the response video done before most of her audience has had much chance to see the video in question. Gee, I wonder WHY people accuse her of baiting her audience and creating her own drama. Strange...

She’ll never bring up her ankle again you guize... just like she said she’d never mention her weight again, or my girlfriend again, or or Becky again, or...
 
If Jade Francis leaves and Amber can't get a new caretaker right away she'll just eat a lot and not bathe and get a UTI and bedsores and whatever else. Then if someone comes to check on her she'll guilt trip them to pieces for them letting her get like that. Thirty one years in this life and that's what Amber has learned to do.

Amber does not care what people think of her. SHE is happy with herself.
What Amber does care about, is getting money from youtube. Unfortunately for her there are a lot better things to do than watch Amber sit around being stupid.
Personally I like watching the Social Blade pages of self-important losers.

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