🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

What scent would the Hamber public pool bathbomb be, kiwis?

Leaky lymphatic leg fluids and whatever food flavored scent of BB&BW candle from her dwindling hoard.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

She blames all her lies, her gluttony, her sleep pattern, and her mentalz™ on her traumatic childhood.

I refuse to believe Fat Ham had a traumatic childhood. Neglected? Yeah maybe; traumatic? Don't make me laugh.

Also, perhaps it's because I'm an inhumane asshole, but I stand firmly in my belief that Ham's IQ is too low to suffer from any of the mentulz she claims to have. We all know that there is a positive correlation between iq and mental afflictions. I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up before.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

She'll never ever go to a public pool because they don't let you marinate in it while fully dressed and she's too ashamed of her body to take off the yoga pants. I'm even grossed out thinking about her trying to wash her legs in the shower.

Doesn’t the ‘luxery’ apartment complex have a pool and a gym of sorts?

So wild to me that she has all these great methods to help herself and just ignores them while also paying to not use them.

I’m sure everyone in the complex already knows there’s a land whale ahoy there anyway so she won’t be shocking to anyone if they see her at the pool/gym.

Yes most will be horrified at her appearance but people are usually impressed that a fatty is trying to do something about their weight and I imagine most of the residents are adults.

Also pools are great for ligament rehab, if she ever went to a physio or even a GP they would definitely recommend her some basic pool exercises/pool Joaquin to do once the swelling is gone if you have the option at your doorstep.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber acting like Jade kisses her weeping ass layrgs?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST hOW HOrrifyiNG.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

amber knows that there can only be money made in gaining. No one gives a flying fuck if you're losing

Amber said previously that her channel would not be doing well if she loses a lot of weight. So, she is pretending to lose weight but blaming her mentalz™ for struggling with it while maintaining her present weight. I think that she is perfectly happy with being 475 pounds and she could still claim that she lost 100 pounds. I expect her to keep telling us of the amazing 100 pounds weight loss.

 

[lol cow supreme]

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[Angry Nipple]

Either it’s a slow news day or she’s not awake yet because there aren’t nearly as many (yet) as there have been the past couple of days. But, best to get ahead of it before there are too many. Can only tolerate her BS in small doses, anyway.


She makes it out to be way worse than it is, imo. You’ve done a lot of shitty things, BigAl. People are allowed to criticize you. That doesn’t mean you’re being mistreated. And while I don’t doubt people send her MATI messages on occasion, I think a lot of the ones she posts, she sends to herself.


She’s said something along those lines before, absolutely. Eeek, you’re scared of being a normal sized person. Have no fear, you’ll never be one.


Lol.


If you’d actually use the money for its intended purpose, and provide proof, instead of scamming people out of money like you’ve done in the past, people might be more open to it.


She’s been sperging about this for the past few days and I’m just going to go ahead and post it because SmugLynn has been very obnoxious.


Hope you feel better about it, Hammy.


This just in: Hammy was, in fact, diddled, just not by the Michelin Man. Either way, she needs to not publicly answer shit like this if she’s going to lose her shit over it. That’s just fueling the fire. But go off, I guess.


I thought she wasn’t going to answer any more bullshit about her ankle? Another LAH.


If you think it’s no big deal, then stop fucking talking about it like you said you were going to.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

What scent would the Hamber public pool bathbomb be, kiwis?

I don’t know... what does pure chlorine smell like?

Edited to add:
@lol cow supreme
Those seem nice.. she could also consider a burkini. She gets to wear a little dress as a shirt, gets legeeeens, and even gets a hair cover to reduce oil slicks forming in the pool.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

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Another deathfat (supposed) Lesbo was molested? Color me surprised.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She was once asked on a Q&A if she was bipolar 1 or 2. She said she "doesn't remember." How does one forget an ~oFfiCiAl DiAgN0sIs~? Especially one so central to her quirky special flower identity?

The dx mill probably told her she had bipolar tendencies and let's see if this med works for you.

SHOW US THE OFFICIAL DIAGNOSIS PAPERS AMBER

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

What scent would the Hamber public pool bathbomb be, kiwis?

You know when you accidentally leave some deli meat in the fridge and when you go to grab some it's slimy and green around the edges? Then you gag a little and bring up a bit of bile? As you head to the bathroom to brush your teeth and wash your hands, you find out your roommate has just taken a morning after taco Tuesday shit and didn't use the air freshener.

Yeah. Like that.

 

[Clintonberg]

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"why does it matter if you lie"

Yikes. I normally hand wave away her smug, cunty behavior because she's an amorphous blob of fetid shit but these last few Q&As are unbearable. It's one thing to lie, but it's another thing to think it's acceptable behavior because "reasons". Rev up that Narcissist's Prayer because she's the living embodiment of it. (Someone should suggest it to her since she loves poetry so much.)

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

"why does it matter if you lie"

Yikes. I normally hand wave away her smug, cunty behavior because she's an amorphous blob of fetid shit but these last few Q&As are unbearable. It's one thing to lie, but it's another thing to think it's acceptable behavior because "reasons". Rev up that Narcissist's Prayer because she's the living embodiment of it. (Someone should suggest it to her since she loves poetry so much.)

Wow, well said

The poem, for anyone interested:

That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved
The Narcissist's Prayer (by Dayna Craig)
(Not to be confused with Jenny Creg)​

 

[Owlflaps]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4AU9DQm6Yew

weight gain, losing mobility, & relationship update | part 1​

8/22/22​

Looking like Honey Boo Boo in that thumbnail, gorl.

Towards the end, she cherry picks a question where someone points out that the honeymoon phase is over. She smugly responds that it's not. What a bold faced lie. She has the pallor of a freshly deceased corpse and is coated in several layers of grease. She also snidely wishes her haydur that she finds love and then calls her a "bitter old woman" in the same sentence.

She describes her relationship like an obnoxious lesbian TikTok. She wants cuddles and sweet nothings whispered into her mouth or some shit. She always wants to be in a permanent honeymoon phase where MG,W lovebombs the fuck out of her and makes her the center of MG,W's attention.

What a retard. She's mentally twelve. A true relationship withstands the test of time. You stay with your partner and enjoy the good along with weathering the bad times, and your relationship becomes stronger because of it. All of her relationships have been purely transactional. Except the tables have turned and the grifter has turned grifted. I hope Jade steals her shit and makes off with the car.

 

[giga melt]

Amber we all know that you don't want to go into a pool because it would become fatass landwhale youtuber soup with a side of lympatic fluid. Parents could sue you for turning their children into mutants. I know the chlorine would probably take care of it but as someone who does skin and nailcare thinking about her mess in a public body of water makes me wanna vom. People half her size get refused service for pedis all the time because of their nasty hooves and swollen legs.

Wonder if methmommy would approve of her Hamberlynn shacking up with a black girl. Being gay is one thing but for white trash like that anyone even a slight shade of brown is beneath them (despite having the same lives as brown people in their poor communities, if not worse.) Makes me curious as to what her and Tammy really think about Jade Francis from New York being in Lexington Kentucky with Amberlynn Reid.

Kissing her lymph legs. Oh my god.

ETA:

She describes her relationship like an obnoxious lesbian TikTok. She wants cuddles and sweet nothings whispered into her mouth or some shit.

This is so dumb. Like it's already retarded for a 30 year old to have a tiktok she checks obsessively like a zombie but she doesn't even realize those "lesbian tiktoks" are for: teenage boys, men, and delusional hambeasts.

 

[PerfPaz]

I refuse to believe Fat Ham had a traumatic childhood. Neglected? Yeah maybe; traumatic? Don't make me laugh.

Also, perhaps it's because I'm an inhumane asshole, but I stand firmly in my belief that Ham's IQ is too low to suffer from any of the mentulz she claims to have. We all know that there is a positive correlation between iq and mental afflictions. I'm surprised this hasn't been brought up before.

Uh, do you not remember the time she slipped at Disney World and broke her sandal?

That's why she's still afraid to walk to this day.


Probably.

 

[Single_Sock]

Amber's just being a bitch lately because she thinks it will get her more views.

 

[dfranki723]

She sure is being a loudmouth bitch for having just gone through a super traumatic, life changing accident.

Ah, I see. You've gotta let everyone know you were totes molested! Just like you were totes diagnosed with a multitude of illnesses, kinda like you how you totes have an amazing, sexy sex relationship with your Not Wipey.

Pull the other one stinky.
Also, if I saw this cunt contaminating a swimming pool - I'd be long gone. Throw the whole fucking pool away. Realistically, being morbidly obese is already unpleasant to look at but choosing to make it worse by neglecting your personal hygiene is something else entirely. There should be a sniff test for all whales like Hamber before they enter public spaces.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Amber's just being a bitch lately because she thinks it will get her more views.

I'd disagree. She's always been a bitch. She's simply lost the patience to hide it as well as she used to.

Big Catch-22 for Ms. Heffalump. She really needs to just sign the fuck off the internet entirely for awhile. But she can't because I suspect that she's close to living payday to YouTube payday, despite her proclaimed Fort Knox size savings.

The numbers don't lie and I have to believe the more she alienates her viewers with fat bitch princess antics and drama, the faster we'll see the ultimate fail.

 

[StickyClits]

Also, if I saw this cunt contaminating a swimming pool - I'd be long gone. Throw the whole fucking pool away. Realistically, being morbidly obese is already unpleasant to look at but choosing to make it worse by neglecting your personal hygiene is something else entirely. There should be a sniff test for all whales like Hamber before they enter public spaces.

She needs her own personal swimming pool for bathing, thats the only way for her to get remotely clean or she needs those vary spacious showers but since she doesn't want the shower chair then a pool would be beneficial