🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I love these questions she (so very obviously) sends herself, they're getting more and more outrageous and the fact she thinks she's fooling anyone is just chef's kiss.
If there's one thing we can count on with Fat Amber, it's the fact she's so predictable. Incredibile.
 
She's definitely lying about her legs never leaking. There is an old video from either the Krystle era or the Destiny era where Amber specifically says her legs are "fluid-y".
In the video "Treated Like a Princess" Dusty was sitting on the floor while Amber sat on the terlit (pants on) and Dusty was irrigating and applying ointment and bandages on her stomach, legs, feet and arms. Amber says it herself.
 
Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?
I wouldn't put it past ALR to have sent this message to herself.
I imagine it's either, she went through Jade's phone and saw actual messages between her and another wench - so she wants to pretend someone else told her about it, therefor she won't get in trouble for snooping OR she's making this shit up just for attention and views.

Fat Fuck is already on video snatching Dusty's phone to ''jokingly'' look at it, she's undoubtedly going to be doing this shit now.
 
Even if the cheating thing is just Amber trying to revive some interest in her flatlining channel, the "I lidurally don't know what you're talkeeeen about" doesn't make sense anyway; isn't the point of cheating that your gorlfriend wouldn't know you were doing it??
 
I wouldn't put it past ALR to have sent this message to herself.
I imagine it's either, she went through Jade's phone and saw actual messages between her and another wench - so she wants to pretend someone else told her about it, therefor she won't get in trouble for snooping OR she's making this shit up just for attention and views.

Fat Fuck is already on video snatching Dusty's phone to ''jokingly'' look at it, she's undoubtedly going to be doing this shit now.
I think if she tried to "jokingly" snatch Jade's phone, it's very likely Jade would throw hands.
 
In the video "Treated Like a Princess" Dusty was sitting on the floor while Amber sat on the terlit (pants on) and Dusty was irrigating and applying ointment and bandages on her stomach, legs, feet and arms. Amber says it herself.
No? Are you sure you're not thinking of a different video? In the Treated Like a Princess video, she's sitting on the couch and Density is rubbing what they claimed to be lotion on her feet. It does look like a tube of ointment though, and the fluidy legs aren't mentioned at all.
 
Jeez so I just watched the "Treated Like a Princess". It was 6 years ago, yet ALR has the same hoarding disorder with the rings and the same narc personality saying how much she loves having lots of views and subscribers and finally having a 'voice' that is heard by people, and the same lazy ass 'slept in my makeup again', the video was posted in September yet recorded early August, everything is exactly the same, hasn't changed a bit in the past 6 years.

Well...Except one thing, she was happy in the video, like legitimately happy, not the instant gratification dopamine hit so called happiness she gets from food or buying shit either, she was content with life. Haven't seen her genuinely happy in years, practically forgot that she can be happy. She hasn't been this happy since the dusty days, for real, almost makes me sad and then I remember what a horrible person she is.
 
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Did u Guys see this about Wifey cheating?
This could be completely wrong but when I was in secondary school like a decade ago (14/15 not sure what that is in America) there was like a handful of black people in our entire school, and the older students would always try bait the first years (11/12) into asking them “who is Monica?” Pronounced like Mo-neeca to sound like my nigga
 
Speaking of all her "boo boos". From October 2021's "Weekly vlog | 002" Just after the Becky break up, which should have been a time of high anxieteee where her picking issues should have been off the charts...
Compared to last weeks Target Haul and Torrid Fail with a full time live in wifey. Is she putting out cigarettes? or is it it that wifey makes her walk around the apartment more, and Amber keeps scraping up her off hand (she is left handed).

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She's back to "treating her eating disorder". She LOVES this psychologist, truly truly loves her, and doesn't want to lose her, nor does the psychologist want to lose Amber.
Hey BigAl, why you "lose" a psychologist ? They stay by your side no matter how tough your issues are, as long as you make the efforts to better yourself. oh nvm
(Though we all know Amber is the one who will tap out of therapy after the second session when the psych will be out of asspats).

"We just vibe very well in that sense, it's very, like, professionaaaal, ans I love that because, like, in the past with, like, counseling and stuff, like, there's always like this weird friendship bubble where they try to, like, become my friend and, like, -what- like two therapists ago, like, she was showing me her instagram I'm like this isn't the vibe I want I need someone who's... professional."

Ah, yes, the vibe. I too loved chilling in therapy, that's totally what I was there for. Also press X for doubt @ the therapist showing her instagram. And in the amberworld, therapists are now units of time. But she totally commits to taking care of herself and doesn't doctor shop.
 
lolcowgo.net has been mentioned before but is worth mentioning again. You can use it to search the videos of Amber and a few other popular cows by word and it'll link you right to where that word is said. I put in "fluid" and a bunch of videos came up where she mentions her legs being fluid-filled.
 
I really don’t get why she says she was ‘so good’ at everything.

Add rollerblading now to the list of athletelynns never ending sporting history

ETA: she looks fucking horrible in this vlog. She says the outfit wouldn’t fit around her under boobage area before without all this weighloss! it looks more like it’s just sagged and joined her huge fat apron.
 
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